Predators and Prey

[MaetheDragon]

A wild beardie appears!

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[TR273]

A wild beardie appears!

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Welcome new person
*Offers afternoon tea*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Aww! My sister has a bearded dragon: they're so cute!!!
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[MaetheDragon]

Welcome new person
*Offers afternoon tea*
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I’m happy to be here! Thank you for the tea.
*Carefully accepts tea, and sips*

Aww! My sister has a bearded dragon: they're so cute!!!
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I know! I am one, I should know. Anyone got any salad? I’m hungry.

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[katalistik]

Not happening, salad eaters!
I iz here.

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[A Minty cheetah]

Got some nice locusts you can have if you fancy adding a minus to the score...
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[MaetheDragon]

Got some nice locusts you can have if you fancy adding a minus to the score...
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Ah, I never get locusts... stores don’t sell them where I live!

Will you keep mean birds away? I might listen, if you can...

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[A Minty cheetah]

I can keep most things away...just not bigger cats or vulpines.
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[MaetheDragon]

I can keep most things away...just not bigger cats or vulpines.
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Sorry, TR273...

Locusts are too tasty, and protection is hard to pass up!

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[TR273]

No problem.
*Plots and schemes*

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[katalistik]

Oh look.

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>:3

 

[MaetheDragon]

I’ve been converted by eating that locust. Long live the predators!

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[TR273]

Well I guess I'll just eat this cake myself then.

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[A Minty cheetah]

Woah, hang on a minute - I thought you turned back into a mouse...
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[TR273]

She's a better baker than I am.
*Sips tea.*
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[Ravofox]

She's a better baker than I am.
*Sips tea.*
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I'm sure, as a fox, that she used eggs in that recipe!

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[MaetheDragon]

Indeed. Makes you think, doesn’t it?

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[Simo]

Uh-oh! I detect predators!

*phones fox and reptile control agency*

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[Ravofox]

Uh-oh! I detect predators!

*phones fox and reptile control agency*

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What?! How are we not under control? We're just discussing recipes. It's the fox with the cake and her mousy friend you're after!

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[Simo]

What?! How are we not under control? We're just discussing recipes. It's the fox with the cake and her mousy friend you're after!

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Well, just in case you suddenly veer out of control, you know as a safety precaution! That and somebody gave me a free "Fox & Reptile Control Co. Gift Certificate", and it expires tonight, if I don't use it : P

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[Ravofox]

Well, just in case you suddenly veer out of control, you know as a safety precaution! That and somebody gave me a free "Fox & Reptile Control Co. Gift Certificate", and it expires tonight, if I don't use it : P

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Well, in that case, we're here to make sure skunks, mice and raccoons don't go out of control, just in case.

*makes sure the melons, cheese and trash cans are blocked off.*

Run along now.

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[Simo]

*runs along, and plants some various vegetable seeds*

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[Ravofox]

*Makes an omelet.*

Mmm!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*watches from a nearby hill
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[MaetheDragon]

*Is chasing very... very appetizing crickets*

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