Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

You've been a knight for most of your life and have had good sight for a long while, but then you don't notice a sneaky rat.

no I NOTICED, it was the DAMN FROG and your STUPID MOUNTEBANK-LIKE PEDDLING of TOTALLY FAKE-*** ALLEGED “anti-potion-potion”

Good idea! We can then eat the yogurt together *nodnod*

*extreme power grooming*

*tries to try to escape*
*cant*

 

[metatherat]

Hmmm, what would that look like exactly?

A place of nostalgia and whimsy! And onesies. :3

*noms @metatherat's head*
I don' haf teeth (in practical terms) so I'm afraid I can'f operafe as a guillofine. But his head is inside and thus invisible so consider it "off".
*sneakily hides meta in a pot of yogurt I'd have for breakfast*
And I assume you're next? That head of yours is too big, though... unless... *noms neck* birfday nom ;P
..Oh wait, you're shrinking to rat-size! *proceeds to nom the rest of the head*

*muffled* Actually, I think the threat of guillotine has passed :3
*licking sounds*

 

[Arishipshape]

*lifts tail, and sprays the throne*

Mine!

oh god give me my human nose back
*retches*

 

[Pygmepatl]

no I NOTICED, it was the DAMN FROG and your STUPID MOUNTEBANK-LIKE PEDDLING of TOTALLY FAKE-*** ALLEGED “anti-potion-potion”

Sorry, my good friend, but it's not my fault you didn't notice a rat changing your potions and that you still fail to realize. Now that's your problem.

 

[Ravofox]

-Punts the false monarch from the throne.- Mine!!

I can report that I was loyal to you the entire time, your nuttiness!
*bows*

 

[Arishipshape]

Sorry, my good friend, but it's not my fault you didn't notice a rat changing your potions and that you still fail to realize. Now that's your problem.

*but with rat fingers*

 

[Skittles]

-swabs throne with ketchup- Bloody fart squirrel..

 

[metatherat]

*tries to try to escape*
*cant*

aaa, so squirmyyy! *power grooms faster*
This indicates that I am the alpha rat. *nodnod*

I can report that I was loyal to you the entire time, your nuttiness!
*bows*

Don't believe him @Skittles! He wanted to take away the right of prey to have opinions :O

 

[Ravofox]

aaa, so squirmyyy! *power grooms faster*
This indicates that I am the alpha rat. *nodnod*

Don't believe him @Skittles! He wanted to take away the right of prey to have opinions :O

that's just a stupid prey opinion!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

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*but with rat fingers*

Yes, not going to explain it to you again. Your problem.

-swabs throne with ketchup- Bloody fart squirrel..

*Little did the queen know, that tomatoes don't do anything against skunk spray*

 

[Arishipshape]

aaa, so squirmyyy! *power grooms faster*
This indicates that I am the alpha rat. *nodnod*

fie! i challenge you to a duel for alpha-ness!

*smacks you ineffectually*

 

[metatherat]

that's just a stupid prey opinion!!

Even the stupidest of prey opinions is a valid one :O

fie! i challenge you to a duel for alpha-ness!
*smacks you ineffectually*

No, no! Not like that! Use dominance checks! We are in one right now, by the way. And you are losing!
*kneads you with all ratty might*

 

[Arishipshape]

No, no! Not like that! Use dominance checks! We are in one right now, by the way. And you are losing!
*kneads you with all ratty might*

*melts into rat-pancake*

gg well played alpha rat

 

[metatherat]

*melts into rat-pancake*

gg well played alpha rat

*pancakes on top of you, exhausted*
*snuggles*
That was great. Mm, rattiness :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

Even the stupidest of prey opinions is a valid one :O

Hahaha! And that was another invalid prey opinion.

 

[Simo]

*plops down in a Märta Blomstedt chair, the official new Throne*

 

[Ravofox]

*melts into rat-pancake*

gg well played alpha rat

mmm, I'd like a rat pancake right about now!

 

[Arishipshape]

mmm, I'd like a rat pancake right about now!

*scurries out from under Meta*

 

[metatherat]

Hahaha! And that was another invalid prey opinion.

omg dismissal :O

*plops down in a Märta Blomstedt chair, the official new Throne*

omg comfort :O

mmm, I'd like a rat pancake right about now!

omg predation :O

 

[Pygmepatl]

*plops down in a Märta Blomstedt chair, the official new Throne*

Nice and comfy, now you wouldn't want to ruin that one.

*Sits on it for a while while watching the madness*

 

[Skittles]

-Flops into a Chesterfield, a real throne!-

 

[Ravofox]

Hahaha! And that was another invalid prey opinion.

Exactly!! there are so many of those opinions they must be dealt with!!

*plops down in a Märta Blomstedt chair, the official new Throne*

oooh, that actually looks really comfy!!
*sits on it briefly while no one is watching.*

 

[Arishipshape]

-Flops into a Chesterfield, a real throne!-

my liege, i petition thine assistance, i was drugged against my will and in my intoxication i made an error or twenty, now i’m about to get eaten plz get me a real anti-potion-potion-potion OR EVEN BETTER make MeTa Maake it for hilarious karma

 

[Simo]

-Flops into a Chesterfield, a real throne!-

*replaces this with an Ikea Throne**


(*Some assembly required)

 

[Pygmepatl]

my liege, i petition thine assistance, i was drugged against my will and in my intoxication i made an error or twenty, now i’m about to get eaten plz get me a real anti-potion-potion-potion OR EVEN BETTER make MeTa Maake it for hilarious karma

*Shoots a small little tiny dart of anti potion potion at your leg so no rat taints it and you get transformed back*