Predators and Prey

[Skittles]

*replaces this with an Ikea Throne**


(*Some assembly required)

-Assembles it- Problem?

-Lives ten minutes away from Ikea-

 

[metatherat]

*scurries out from under Meta*

Aww. Now look what you did, @Ravofox. And we were having such a nice rat-snuggle :I

my liege, i petition thine assistance, i was drugged against my will and in my intoxication i made an error or twenty, now i’m about to get eaten plz get me a real anti-potion-potion-potion OR EVEN BETTER make MeTa Maake it for hilarious karma

No, Ari, drinking the potion was a great idea :O
As a rat you can fight for justice much more effectively! Because now you can see smaller injustices that you would normally overlook, yes! *nodnod*

*replaces this with an Ikea Throne**
(*Some assembly required)

Now this is just cruel

 

[Pygmepatl]

-Assembles it- Problem?

Ah, so the queen now works for the Skunks.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shoots a small little tiny dart of anti potion potion at your leg so no rat taints it and you get transformed back*

THANK you. Never thought I’d say that to—Hey, the poison wore off!

*recalls the last few minutes*
*shudders*

 

[Skittles]

Ah, so the queen now works for the Skunks.

Nope. I work for myself! Rawr!

 

[metatherat]

-Assembles it- Problem?

-Lives ten minutes away from Ikea-

But it is so flimsy and uncomfortable :O
And it clashes with everything :O

 

[Skittles]

But it is so flimsy and uncomfortable :O
And it clashes with everything :O

My apartment says otherwise~

 

[Arishipshape]

That was mortifying. I’m exceedingly embarrassed, I must take my leave. If everyone would make their best efforts to forget what just happened, I’d be eternally grateful.

*exits in shame*

 

[Pygmepatl]

THANK you. Never thought I’d say that to—Hey, the poison wore off!

*recalls the last few minutes*
*shudders*

Doubt the potion wore off, Meta's rat transformation potions lasts for days. So that's proof that my anti potion potion works.

 

[Simo]

*loosens several of the Throne's Easy-Assemble screws*

Heh...comfy there, Queenie?

 

[metatherat]

THANK you. Never thought I’d say that to—Hey, the poison wore off!

*recalls the last few minutes*
*shudders*

Ah, shuddering with pleasant memory. *nodnod*
I have another ready here when ever you want to get power groomed again *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

My apartment says otherwise~

Well, if it is all IKEA it works. But I assumed the throne room was a bit less IKEA

 

[Skittles]

*loosens several of the Throne's Easy-Assemble screws*

Heh...comfy there, Queenie?

-Tightens them back up and slaps your paw!- Naughty!

 

[Ravofox]

-Assembles it- Problem?

-Lives ten minutes away from Ikea-

*replaces this with an Ikea Throne**


(*Some assembly required)

*gets my IKEA chicken plushie to help*

 

[Simo]

Ah, shuddering with pleasant memory. *nodnod*
I have another ready here when ever you want to get power groomed again *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Well, if it is all IKEA it works. But I assumed the throne room was a bit less IKEA

Hey...the Throne Room was on a $263 budget!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*gets my IKEA chicken plushie to help*

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Awwwwww!!!

Where did you get it? Hehehe!

 

[metatherat]

*gets my IKEA chicken plushie to help*

So what is the IKEA product name of the chicken?

Hey...the Throne Room was on a $263 budget!

Ah. Yes. I sort of blew the palace budget on alchemicial ingredients and equipment. Sorry about that :3

 

[Simo]

So what is the IKEA product name of the chicken?

Kluk?

 

[TR273]

*Exists*
*Remembers work*
*Undergoes Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure*
(See you all later.)

 

[Simo]

*Exists*
*Remembers work*
*Undergoes Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure*
(See you all later.)

Bye, 'lil Mouse!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Exists*
*Remembers work*
*Undergoes Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure*
(See you all later.)

I hope you have a good day!

 

[Ravofox]

Awwwwww!!!

Where did you get it? Hehehe!

From my city's IKEA! I've got a whole lot of plushies from there!

So what is the IKEA product name of the chicken?

Ah. Yes. I sort of blew the palace budget on alchemicial ingredients and equipment. Sorry about that :3

Onskad!

Kluk?

Hehe, well my dad actually named it Puck!!

*Exists*
*Remembers work*
*Undergoes Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure*
(See you all later.)

catch ya later mous...i mean foxy...i mean...just catch ya later!!

 

[metatherat]

Kluk?

Hahaha, perfect
If they did not call it that, they should have

*Exists*
*Remembers work*
*Undergoes Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure*
(See you all later.)

Hibye! *hugs tightly in as you breeze by*

Hehe, well my dad actually named it Puck!!

omg seelie chicken :O

 

[Pygmepatl]

From my city's IKEA! I've got a whole lot of plushies from there!

Awww! They must be as good as mines from Skunk Hollow!

 

[Simo]

Hahaha, perfect
If they did not call it that, they should have

Or:

Klük

 

[Ravofox]

Awww! They must be as good as mines from Skunk Hollow!

very huggable!!!

Hahaha, perfect
If they did not call it that, they should have

Hibye! *hugs tightly in as you breeze by*

omg seelie chicken :O

I've also got three IKEA rats!! XD

Or:

Klük

LüL!