Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*with intense lobbying efforts gets the law passed in Cheetah City*

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*Signs appear in all public places that read 'Any predators caught with meat will have their teeth impounded.'*
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[Simo]

*Signs appear in all public places that read 'Any predators caught with meat will have their teeth impounded.'*
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*sets up a practice selling preda-dentures*

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[TR273]

*Produces a series of educational films, teaching predators about the benefits of a vegetarian diet (the main one being you get to keep your teeth).*
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[Izzy4895]

*passes a law outlawing all meat*

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*Mass protests and mischief rampages are carried out by foxes everywhere.*

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[A Minty cheetah]

* @TR273 and @Simo are arrested along with all of their political cohorts for blatant disregard of the basic rights of predators everywhere.
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[Izzy4895]

*Burger Fox Mischief Meals are mysteriously smuggled into various areas.*

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[Simo]

*raises bail and flees noting a mischief mob emerging from Vulpine Valley*

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[TR273]

*Tunnel to freedom and flees back to Lesser Mouseland to plot.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*lights barbeque and prepares a meaty feast now that the shambolic laws have been overturned*
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[TR273]

*In disguise, opens a stall in the picnic area selling healthy fruits and nuts.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

I hope this is a registered business...
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[TR273]

Naturally,
*Dumps down a two foot high pile of official looking papers.*
Permits are in there somewhere. How about a nut?
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[Simo]

*dons a Chester Cheetah disguise, and sets up a booth handing out samples of Cheetos, and posts official vending license in a prominent place, as per Cheetah City Code, Section 3, article 5; paragraph 23, subsection 'B'*

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[TR273]

Now I'm pretty sure that barbecue is in violation of several fire safety regulations.
*Goes to get a hose.*
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[Simo]

*lights barbeque and prepares a meaty feast now that the shambolic laws have been overturned*
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Huh, I don't see a BQQ permit displayed, according to Cheetah City Code, Section 6, article 8; paragraph 67, subsection 'BBQ'*

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[TR273]

Huh, I don't see a BQQ permit displayed, according to Cheetah City Code, Section 6, article 8; paragraph 67, subsection 'BBQ'*

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Well that settles it.

Remember 'Only you can prevent forest fires.' But I'll help.
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[Simo]

Well, I feel bad for the predators...

*sets up a Taco Stand Selling Chicken and Beef tacos and burritos, using these fine TVP products, displaying all pertinent licenses and tax collection permits*

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[TR273]

*Starts developing a new product. 'I can't believe it's not Prey'.*
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[Simo]

*Starts developing a new product. 'I can't believe it's not Prey'.*
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Oh, that's bound to be a huge success...half the cost, and none of the trials and tribulations of tracking down us cunning, crafty prey! A time-saving wonder-product for the modern predator.

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[TR273]

Oh, that's bound to be a huge success...half the cost, and none of the trials and tribulations of tracking down us cunning, crafty prey! A time-saving wonder-product for the modern predator.

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Every pack contains a realistic looking 'prey pouch' to put the food in to simulate a hunt.
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[Simo]

Every pack contains a realistic looking 'prey pouch' to put the food in to simulate a hunt.
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The Combo Meals at my Taco stand come with Predators and Prey™ action figures; this way, the Predators can act out their old instincts safely, while enjoying delicious meat free TVP Tex-Mex food that tops any Chipolte.

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[Izzy4895]

The antics of the mischief mob made the front page of the Skunk Hollow Gazette.

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[Simo]

The antics of the mischief mob made the front page of the Skunk Hollow Gazette.

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*Spanks @Izzy4895 with a rolled up copy of The Skunk Hollow Gazette*

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[Izzy4895]

*Spanks @Izzy4895 with a rolled up copy of The Skunk Hollow Gazette*

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*Yelps and gets an idea for spicy, paddle-shaped chicken nuggets.*

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[Simo]

*Yelps and gets an idea for spicy, paddle-shaped chicken nuggets.*

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Oooooh, those sound tasty!

*breaks down, and orders some*

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