Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

I'll take some nuggets too, seeing how someone *glares at certain mouse* ruined my barbeque!
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[TR273]

*Whistles innocently*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*sulks in cheetah*
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[TR273]

*Giggles in mouse.*
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[Ravofox]

Oh, that's bound to be a huge success...half the cost, and none of the trials and tribulations of tracking down us cunning, crafty prey! A time-saving wonder-product for the modern predator.

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That sounds all good and all, but the mind also is important to having a healthy body! When we know it's not actually prey, our bodies won't absorb it as much, you know?

*Giggles in vulpine*

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[TR273]

That sounds all good and all, but the mind also is important to having a healthy body! When we know it's not actually prey, our bodies won't absorb it as much, you know?

*Giggles in vulpine*

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This is not a problem.
*Preps a brainwashing program.*
You'll soon believe anything...
*Cackles in rodent*
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[Simo]

That sounds all good and all, but the mind also is important to having a healthy body! When we know it's not actually prey, our bodies won't absorb it as much, you know?

*Giggles in vulpine*

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See, but that's just the thing: with new, improved, "I Can't Believe It's Not Prey", you won't be able to believe that it's not prey. Problem solved!

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[A Minty cheetah]

But how are you going to make it move like real prey?
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[TR273]

Nanobots!
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Only you, can stop prey from winning.
*Eats a mouse that was diseased and wiling because I am a good pred*

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[TR273]

*Makes notes on the first successful use of the nanobot animated 'I can't believe it's not Prey'*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Something about this seems off. It's way too "uncanny valley".
Imma go catch me a REAL impala...
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[MaetheDragon]

Yeah, I’m not liking the idea of a weird substitute like that... who knows what those fishy nanobots could do to me in my insect diet?

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[TR273]

Not a problem, we have beefy nanobots too....
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[Simo]

*rolls out a new product for Lizards, "Kellog's 100% All Natural, Farm Raised, USDA Certified Organic Nanobot Enriched TVP Insects™*

yum, yum! part of every insect eating predators complete breakfast!

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[TR273]

*Plots, comes up with more 'distraction vixen' artwork to keep the foxes occupied.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

How on earth are you guys finding all this R&D???
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[Simo]

How on earth are you guys finding all this R&D???
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We've got a network of small pocket donors, tired of predatory practices, and being preyed upon...it's a real grass roots effort!

Did ya wanna make a tax deductible contribution to the 'Save the Prey' fund?

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[A Minty cheetah]

I'll pass. Just get better at running and hiding: survival of the fittest, as nature intended.

 

[TR273]

I'll pass. Just get better at running and hiding: survival of the fittest, as nature intended.

*Hides...


...in the Cayman Islands.*
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[Simo]

*draws out $25,000,000 from the Cayman Islands fund for a new program to put homeless predators in comfy zoos*

Huh, an awful lot of predators just kinda roam about, without so much as a den! This will really help 'em!

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*also prepares TVP beef and chicken, for feeding, at zoos*

 

[TR273]

*Gives £20,000,000 to the 'Homeless Predator' fund,*
I love the sound of 'tax deductable'.
*Has rare vegetables from around the world shipped to my private island, invites @Simo for the weekend.*
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[Simo]

*Gives £20,000,000 to the 'Homeless Predator' fund,*
I love the sound of 'tax deductable'.
*Has rare vegetables from around the world shipped to my private island, invites @Simo for the weekend.*
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*sails in on a $10,000,000 yacht, funded by 'Predators for Prey'*

Yes, tax deductible does have a nice ring to it!

*nibbles some rare radishes*

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[TR273]

*sails in on a $10,000,000 yacht, funded by 'Predators for Prey'*

Yes, tax deductible does have a nice ring to it!

*nibbles some rare radishes*

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Speaking of rings how about some pineapple?
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[Izzy4895]

*Vulpine investigators start looking into the yachts and massive sums of money.*

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