DergenTheDragon
The cutest derg
That... Could've gone better

*shares a small small cup of yogurt*Good game, I was outnumbered and out-foxed (literally)
*eats cake all grumpily*Have some cake.
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*gorges self at the victory banquet**Opens the bar*
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See you around, Dergen :3Thanks lass, now if you'll excuse I must return to my den for dinner.
*the cup turns out to be empty. You stare at the rat with yogurt on its whiskers**shares a small small cup of yogurt*
*Staring at my own reflection, I think to myself: "Damn, I am handsome. It's mostly the tail."**the cup turns out to be empty. You stare at the rat with yogurt on its whiskers*
*Gives big floofy mom hug.**eats cake all grumpily*
Now you are sounding like @Spilogale Pygmaea
Exactly! He is starting to sound like me, not pimping, but saying the truth, which hurts many.Just like the preds, always pimping....
And by the way, rats are indeed omnivores, so yes, you can be predators. You don't know all rats and speaking in behalf of them is not very ratty of you, there could be predator rats!And as I keep telling Spilo, that just means that we could be predators - if we wanted to. :3
*orders breakfast**Opens the bar*
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Good!I was just ignoring it n gorging myself over dinner, but noted.
*You are served lots of food for bears, including berries and fish**orders breakfast*
yum!*You are served lots of food for bears, including berries and fish*
*plots to steal your liver*Plots to steal your fish
*plots to steal your liver*
Hehehe! If you only knew why.Oh god why do people keep provoking the bear, like what is wrong with yall
*dodges*Uses swift to damage your claws and stands with an aggressive stance
Some people have never seen Dumb Ways To Die and it showsOh god why do people keep provoking the bear, like what is wrong with yall
I am a fishfox with the abilty to rase the dead, alter the terrain, transform others, use any human weapon(not that i know how... )Oh god why do people keep provoking the bear, like what is wrong with yall
*smokes a cigarette in the corner of the bar with a black jacket and hat covering my face, menacingly*I am a fishfox with the abilty to rase the dead, alter the terrain, transform others, use any human weapon(not that i know how... )
And most importantly i am a vaporeon who knows more then 4 moves
I can handle a bear