Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*conceals yacht in a nearby lagoon*

*moves funds to a nearby island*

*whistles innocently while drinking some 1982 Ch. Mouton-Rothschild*

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[Izzy4895]

The Vulpine Counsel wants to see Simo S. Skunk’s tax returns!

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[TR273]

*Hires the best tax accountants money can buy, buries Vulpine Counsel in tons of red tape.*
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[Simo]

Odd, they seem to have been misplaced...

*retains the council of Skunk, Skunk & Skunk*

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[Izzy4895]

*The vulpine investigators discuss their next moves over Burger Fox meals.*

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[TR273]

*Finishes writing the new book 'Swerved' 101 Handy Hints For Tax Avoidance.*
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[Simo]

*quickly files several hundred (wholly above-ground) amendments to his tax returns*

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[TR273]

*Hands paperwork to my lawyer Bill the Barracuda, who 'somehow' manages to 'lose' it.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

I'm getting lost in all this. Think I'll stick to a simple deduction of one:
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[TR273]

Well I'll just....

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[A Minty cheetah]

NO!
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[TR273]

YES!!!!
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[A Minty cheetah]

NEIN!!!
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[TR273]

JA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[A Minty cheetah]

NON!!!
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[TR273]

Oui!
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[A Minty cheetah]

NA!!!
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[TR273]

Da!

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[Ravofox]

Cayman Islands?! How about the cumin islands! I hear there are a lot of rodents there which may need seasoning, @TR273

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[TR273]

Cayman Islands?! How about the cumin islands! I hear there are a lot of rodents there which may need seasoning, @TR273

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*Lightly seasons you with pepper.*
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[Ravofox]

*Lightly seasons you with pepper.*
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Achoo!!

That's mean, I already have a cold!

You need some lovely bone broth soup, made by my good hyena friend Elias, to get ya feeling better

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[TR273]

Achoo!!

That's mean, I already have a cold!

You need some lovely bone broth soup, made by my good hyena friend Elias, to get ya feeling better

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Eewww!
Fox boogers everywhere.
Here I made you a nice soothing honey, lemon and cinnamon hot drink to help.
(Those things are the best)
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[Ravofox]

Eewww!
Fox boogers everywhere.
Here I made you a nice soothing honey, lemon and cinnamon hot drink to help.
(Those things are the best)
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Oh ok! Only because you're so kind!

*drinks it, giving a thumbs up*

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[TR273]

*Has one myself, because they are so nice.*
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[Ravofox]

Thanks buddy, made me feel a lot better

Now, I have the energy to go a-hunting!

*grabs crossbow*

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