Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Thanks buddy, made me feel a lot better

Now, I have the energy to go a-hunting!

*grabs crossbow*

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*Hides your bolts*
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[Ravofox]

*Hides your bolts*
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Huh?!

I'll just use my bare paws instead!

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[TR273]

Huh?!

I'll just use my bare paws instead!

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*Hides your paws*
(No I don't know how that works either)
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[Ravofox]

*Hides your paws*
(No I don't know how that works either)
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Sorcery!!!

*manages to find them*

*starts new campaign for BAD FOX, to help the poor prey overcome their veggie addiction*



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[A Minty cheetah]

I read bad fox and thought it was a rival for Bad Dragon at first! Whoops!
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[TR273]

Eewww!
*Has a nice salad to regain my composure.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Yeah, my mind can be a bit warped sometimes. Sorry 'bout that!
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[TR273]

Happens to me too, a few weeks ago I was passing a 'Brew Dog' shop and I was convinced the signs outside said 'Crap Beer' (actually said craft beer) and 'Spread Aids' (really said Spread Cheer) I don't know how I read the second one so badly.
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[A Minty cheetah]

Happens to me too, a few weeks ago I was passing a 'Brew Dog' shop and I was convinced the signs outside said 'Crap Beer' (actually said craft beer) and 'Spread Aids' (really said Spread Cheer) I don't know how I read the second one so badly.
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Yup, I'm guilty of impossible misreading too.
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[Simo]

BAD FOXES are the best foxes, though, as a skunk, I know

*enjoys some BAD FOX Mischievol™ fortified Chicken Nuggets*

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!

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(I'm gonna join the foxes, and be BAD!)

 

[TR273]

I see what is going on around here…
*Calls Officer Kathleen from GOOD WOLF Rehabilitation Centre, books @Simo in for the full works.*

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[Simo]

Ha! Ya can tickle me all ya like! Skunks looooooooove tickling

*devours a bucket of KFC*

Mmmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmmm! I'm gonna act like a fox now! Just call me Simo Fox!

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[TR273]

Well played…

BUT!

Can you resist THIS?

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[A Minty cheetah]

Again with the damn melons!!! Arrrrgh!!!
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[Simo]

Uh, oh...those melons are tasty...maybe for dessert!

*has some BBQ ribs*

Yum, YUM!

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[TR273]

Well here is a pile of apples...

(I regret nothing )
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[Simo]

Well here is a pile of apples...
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(I regret nothing )
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They don't look as tasty as this fried rabbit!

*devours voraciously*

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I've got predator fever : )

 

[TR273]

Carefully swaps your barbecue sauce for a bottle of Skunko™
(Guaranteed to suppress those meat craving urges, and allow an appreciation of all things veg.)
(Side effects include: Increased mischief, Spanking of BAD FOXES, Euphoria, The desire to sing the theme song from ‘Cats’)
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[Simo]

Carefully swaps your barbecue sauce for a bottle of Skunko™
(Guaranteed to suppress those meat craving urges, and allow an appreciation of all things veg.)
(Side effects include: Increased mischief, Spanking of BAD FOXES, Euphoria, The desire to sing the theme song from ‘Cats’)
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I feel the Mischief increasing already! *Chases after the mouse, with an eye to capturing and tickling*

*Eats a few last meatballs before it kicks in fully*

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[Ravofox]

I feel the Mischief increasing already! *Chases after the mouse, with an eye to capturing and tickling*

*Eats a few last meatballs before it kicks in fully*

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Atta boy Simo!!!

*Joins in the chase*

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[TR273]

Oh Smeg!
*Runs as fast as a very fast thing....*
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[Ravofox]

Oh Smeg!
*Runs as fast as a very fast thing....*
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*Extends a leg and trips you over*

Ha!

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[TR273]

*Extends a leg and trips you over*

Ha!

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*Rolls down the hill, stops upsidedown against a tree, feels dizzy.*

You seventeen guys leave me alone

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[Ravofox]

*Rolls down the hill, stops upsidedown against a tree, feels dizzy.*

You seventeen guys leave me alone

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*Looks guilty, and walks over with a first aid kit.*

Oops, sorry buddy! Did you hit your head? *I sit you down and give you an icepack.*

There we go! Feeling better? Here's something that'll get you hopping around again in no time!

*Gives you a nice chicken soup.*

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[TR273]

*Eats the soup, feels strange, sees many weird and wonderful things, faceplants in the grass and dreams of riding on an I.V. stand through Bangkok while escaping from a lion as the city collapses around us.*
(I legitimately had that as a dream last night, I think I need help.)
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