Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

*Eats the soup, feels strange, sees many weird and wonderful things, faceplants in the grass and dreams of riding on an I.V. stand through Bangkok while escaping from a lion as the city collapses around us.*
(I legitimately had that as a dream last night, I think I need help.)
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Hehe! One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster!

*Has an oyster.*

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[TR273]

*Dreams of Cheese*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*sings to the Eurythmics well known hit*
#Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a brie?#
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[Simo]

@TR273 : Huh, I think that potion backfired...now I'm craving a nice, juicy steak!

*tosses one on the grill, and cooks to medium rare*

Yum, yum!

*licks chops*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*joining in, tosses a fat rib-eye onto the grill - cooked rare*

Now this is dining at its finest!
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[Simo]

*makes some Lobster Newburg*

Oooooh, this is delicious!!!

The things I have been missing out on!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*brings over an entire rack of beef ribs*
I can help you make up for lost time!
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[Simo]

Ribs! Oh I miss those! Messy but tasty!

*om nom nom nom nom*

Thanks for the tasty treat there. Maybe the mouse will want some later

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[TR273]

*Wakes up*
*Has a fruit salad for breakfast.*
*Sneakly leaves the banana skins around for the predators to 'find' later.*
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[Simo]

*slips on a banana peel while nibbling on a tray of Escargot*

My precious snails! My sore rear!

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[TR273]

Now that's a dilemma...
One the one hand freed prey, but on the other snails and others like them eat my tasty vegetables....
*Thoughtfully chews a carrot while considering this.*
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[Simo]

*Starts a snail farm in @TR273 's garden*

Ah, these tender young stalk and shoots will produce some very delicious snails!

*licks chops in anticipation, while having a traditional Skunk Pizza, topped with crispy beetles*

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Geez, I feel more mischievous than a fox...must have Fox Fever : ) Even spanking can't cure that : P

 

[Sarachaga]

*Starts a snail farm in @TR273 's garden*

Ah, these tender young stalk and shoots will produce some very delicious snails!

*licks chops in anticipation, while having a traditional Skunk Pizza, topped with crispy beetles*

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Geez, I feel more mischievous than a fox...must have Fox Fever : ) Even spanking can't cure that : P

Vegetables(and insects) forever!

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[Simo]

*makes a spicy salsa from a puree of yellow-jackets and tomatoes*

Care from some chips and salsa, anyfur???

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[TR273]

*Gets the most dangerous animal in the world Harry the Hippo to glare at @Simo , grimly.*
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[Sarachaga]

*Bites @Ravofox*

Oops

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[Simo]

Oh, now me and @Ravofox and @Izzy can go out and steal chickens! They can run in, and nab the chickens, and put 'em in a sack. I'll stand guard. When the farmer comes, I'll give him a good blast of skunk spray, and we can run away, laughing with our catch!

Helooooooo home fried chicken.

Also, what's this angry looking hippo doing???

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[TR273]

He be looking at you....
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[Sarachaga]

Oh, now me and @Ravofox and @Izzy can go out and steal chickens! They can run in, and nab the chickens, and put 'em in a sack. I'll stand guard. When the farmer comes, I'll give him a good blast of skunk spray, and we can run away, laughing with our catch!

Helooooooo home fried chicken.

Also, what's this angry looking hippo doing???

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*slaps with cucumber*

No touchy the chickens

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[Simo]

*stuffs the raccoon and mose in the sack, and takes off, laughing madly*

I doubt they're good to eat, but they sure are fun to tease!

This Fox Fever is kinda fun

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[Sarachaga]

*stuffs the raccoon and mose in the sack, and takes off, laughing madly*

I doubt they're good to eat, but they sure are fun to tease!

This Fox Fever is kinda fun

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*yells in french*

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[Simo]

Hehehehehe! I'll take these two to the Vulpine Valley Mischief Festival!!!!

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[Sarachaga]

Hehehehehe! I'll take these two to the Vulpine Valley Mischief Festival!!!!

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I hope the mischief doesn't involve eating me.
Because I'll come back as a ghost, I swear!
(~=3=)~

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[Simo]

I hope the mischief doesn't involve eating me.
Because I'll come back as a ghost, I swear!
(~=3=)~

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Nah, they may make you take the Fox Mischief Oath, and put ya in a pair of fox onesies, though!

Burger Fox™ is catering the event.

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[TR273]

*stuffs the raccoon and mose in the sack, and takes off, laughing madly*

I doubt they're good to eat, but they sure are fun to tease!

This Fox Fever is kinda fun

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*Chews through the sack to escape, quickly hollows out a watermelon and plonks it over the skunk's head so he can't see where he is going. Gently steers him towards the 'International Tofu Festival'.*
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