A Minty cheetah
~C H E E~
*looks around, confused*
Huh? Where did everyone go?
*shrugs, continues devouring ribs*
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Huh? Where did everyone go?
*shrugs, continues devouring ribs*
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*Chews through the sack to escape, quickly hollows out a watermelon and plonks it over the skunk's head so he can't see where he is going. Gently steers him towards the 'International Tofu Festival'.*
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*looks around, confused*
Huh? Where did everyone go?
*shrugs, continues devouring ribs*
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DiabolicalGrrr, that's insulting!!!
*Runs up and takes the watermelon of his head, picks him up and aims him like a gun at the mouse*
Stand back, this is loaded!
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Quick, we've gotta stop em!
* calendar flys into my windshield obstructing my view of the road. Wrecked the car and lost my innocence.*
Thats a spicy calendar!
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*Wiggles free, distracts you with a big ball of string. Flees back to Lesser Mouseland to plot.*
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*Bites through string, runs to safety.**lassoes you with ball of string* not so fast!
*Bites through string, runs to safety.*
Wait until you see June's edition!
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*Harpoons calendar from safety, demolishes in a cheese chomping frenzy.**Distracts with cheese calendar…made of cheese!*
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Hmm, fox fever. I don’t want to know the symptoms of such a disease*sears some delicious sweet Italian sausage for breakfast in order to recover from all that transpired*
*stretches, and chases after @TR273 like a Fox*
Geez, Fox Fever might take days to cure!
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As naughty as a fox, eh? Well then, I definitely don’t want to catch something like that