Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Ah, right, a cure.... hm. Well. I could try brewing a distilled version of the magic tea if @TR273 gave me some...
Or you could try this. *gives GREATER RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION (NOW WITH LEMON!)*

the magic tea cannot remove the eevee genes, even if it can slow or delay the transformation

if it could remove the genes then it would probably be toxic

 

[metatherat]

the magic tea cannot remove the eevee genes, even if it can slow or delay the transformation
if it could remove the genes then it would probably be toxic

Hmmm.... *checks potion belt*
*looks at STOP TRANSFORMATIONS AND ALSO EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TOXIN POTION*
*looks at TOXIN CURE POTION*
*narrows eyes*

 

[ben909]

Hmmm.... *checks potion belt*
*looks at STOP TRANSFORMATIONS AND ALSO EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TOXIN POTION*
*looks at TOXIN CURE POTION*
*narrows eyes*

would you really trust that with brain cells?

 

[Arishipshape]

it does, but its slow because it uses full cells and not just tiny viruses, and it does not kill the infected cells, so it can only infect cells next to it or a very short distance away

but you attempted to use brain bleach, so its probably deeper inside as well

Oh God...

Ah, right, a cure.... hm. Well. I could try brewing a distilled version of the magic tea if @TR273 gave me some...
Or you could try this. *gives GREATER RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION (NOW WITH LEMON!)*

Yes. I’ll take the one that doesn’t smell of citrus.

the magic tea cannot remove the eevee genes, even if it can slow or delay the transformation

if it could remove the genes then it would probably be toxic

What if we delayed it to one ten-millionth percentage transformed per day? I could live with that.

would you really trust that with brain cells?

Oh come on, it’s not brain surgery.

 

[ben909]

Oh God...


Yes. I’ll take the one that doesn’t smell of citrus.

What if we delayed it to one ten-millionth percentage transformed per day? I could live with that.

Oh come on, it’s not brain surgery.
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although transformed and partially transformed eevee/human brain cells function the same way they did before eeveeacation in all cases, anthros and 100% transformed

 

[metatherat]

Oh God...
Yes. I’ll take the one that doesn’t smell of citrus.
What if we delayed it to one ten-millionth percentage transformed per day? I could live with that.
Oh come on, it’s not brain surgery.

Hmm... are you sure you don't want to give the eevee thing a shot, though? I bet you would make a cute eevee. And you humans are so... ungainly, tottering around on two legs like that. :3

 

[ben909]

What if we delayed it to one ten-millionth percentage transformed per day? I could live with that.

its a treatment then, not a cure

 

[Arishipshape]

Hmm... are you sure you don't want to give the eevee thing a shot, though? I bet you would make a cute eevee. And you humans are so... ungainly, tottering around on two legs like that. :3

*resists urge to strangle you*

although transformed and partially transformed eevee/human brain cells function the same way they did before eeveeacation in all cases, anthros and 100% transformed

That's... weird. I'm no biology master, but you'd think brain cells wouldn't be compatible. Not that I'm complaining.

 

[Arishipshape]

its a treatment then, not a cure

*shrugs* Effectively a cure. Close enough for me! Though seeing as Meta is being as uncooperative as expected...
Maybe I could get my mitts on some more of that magic tea.

 

[ben909]

*resists urge to strangle you*

That's... weird. I'm no biology master, but you'd think brain cells wouldn't be compatible. Not that I'm complaining.

they don't damage the old structures as they take over, and they take over existing cells, they can create both eevee and human proteins as necessary to accomplish their functions. eevees body can adapt to fit almost every single need, i am not saying an eevee brain and a human brain could be combined in a jar, but that the transformed parts can continue working with non transformed parts

 

[Arishipshape]

they don't damage the old structures as they take over, and they take over existing cells, they can create both eevee and human proteins as necessary to accomplish their functions. eevees body can adapt to fit almost every single need, i am not saying an eevee brain and a human brain could be combined in a jar, but that the transformed parts can continue working with non transformed parts

That's actually crazy. No wonder Eevee is so versatile. If that wasn't totally terrifying given my current predicament, I'd actually read a few books on the subject.

 

[metatherat]

*resists urge to strangle you*

It seems like you are resisting something there. Is joy over being able to live the life of a cute fuzzy feral? :3

*shrugs* Effectively a cure. Close enough for me! Though seeing as Meta is being as uncooperative as expected...
Maybe I could get my mitts on some more of that magic tea.

Jeez. Fine, try this. *gives TWICE-DISTILLED MAGIC TEA POTION*
That's as good as I can do without more of the tea.

they don't damage the old structures as they take over, and they take over existing cells, they can create both eevee and human proteins as necessary to accomplish their functions. eevees body can adapt to fit almost every single need, i am not saying an eevee brain and a human brain could be combined in a jar, but that the transformed parts can continue working with non transformed parts

*writes COMBINE BRAINS IN JARS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS into experiment notes*

 

[ben909]

That's actually crazy. No wonder Eevee is so versatile. If that wasn't totally terrifying given my current predicament, I'd actually read a few books on the subject.

its mostly these 2 lines and my own research

Its genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer.


and

It has the ability to alter the composition of its body to suit its surrounding environment.

 

[VeeStars]

*gays*

 

[ben909]

*writes COMBINE BRAINS IN JARS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS into experiment notes*

keep in mind that experiment probably requires killing something

as a mad scientist i am not judging, but note it takes a lot more setup

 

[Arishipshape]

It seems like you are resisting something there. Is joy over being able to live the life of a cute fuzzy feral? :3

Jeez. Fine, try this. *gives TWICE-DISTILLED MAGIC TEA POTION*
That's as good as I can do without more of the tea.

*purses lips* bruh

*examines potion*
*doesn't trust potion*
*pockets it, just in case*

its mostly these 2 lines and my own research

Its genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer.


and

It has the ability to alter the composition of its body to suit its surrounding environment.

Thus the two dozen evolutionary options. Makes sense.

 

[Arishipshape]

*writes COMBINE BRAINS IN JARS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS into experiment notes*

keep in mind that experiment probably requires killing something
as a mad scientist i am not judging, but note it takes a lot more setup

Best not try that crap whilst I'm on guard.

 

[metatherat]

keep in mind that experiment probably requires killing something
as a mad scientist i am not judging, but note it takes a lot more setup

*nodnod* Yeppep! Brains do not grow on trees!
*intentionally lefts the ALCHEMICAL SYNTHETIC BRAIN TREE back home unmentioned*

*gays*

Hay, Vee :3
*rat-wave*

 

[Arishipshape]

*gays*

Ahh, welcome. Seems Ben909 saved you some trouble.

*pouts*

 

[ben909]

*nodnod* Yeppep! Brains do not grow on trees!
*intentionally lefts the ALCHEMICAL SYNTHETIC BRAIN TREE back home unmentioned*

Hay, Vee :3
*rat-wave*

lab grown brains function differently because this relies on an existing structure

 

[metatherat]

Best not try that crap whilst I'm on guard.

I would never hunt my fellowfurs. I am a nice 100% peaceful prey. I get all of my organs via an arrangement with a contact in a mortuary! Please forget I said that.

lab grown brains function differently because this relies on an existing structure

*thinks to self: "good thing I took the tree out of the laboratory and put it in the closet. Closet-grown brains should be fine."*

 

[VeeStars]

*nodnod* Yeppep! Brains do not grow on trees!
*intentionally lefts the ALCHEMICAL SYNTHETIC BRAIN TREE back home unmentioned*

Hay, Vee :3
*rat-wave*

Hi ratteh!

 

[Arishipshape]

I would never hunt my fellowfurs. I am a nice 100% peaceful prey. I get all of my organs via an arrangement with a contact in a mortuary! Please forget I said that.

While that might be illegal, I'm not sure how immoral it is. One could argue that utilizing dead bodies that would otherwise simply rot is a noble endeavor.

 

[ben909]

While that might be illegal, I'm not sure how immoral it is. One could argue that utilizing dead bodies that would otherwise simply rot is a noble endeavor.

depends on were you live

 

[Foxy Emy]

I would never hunt my fellowfurs. I am a nice 100% peaceful prey. I get all of my organs via an arrangement with a contact in a mortuary! Please forget I said that.

This probably isn't a good time to mention that I am an organ donor...