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Predators and Prey

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Checks in*
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*Checks out*
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Izzy4895

Diaper Fox
*quickly files several hundred (wholly above-ground) amendments to his tax returns*

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Why are these amendments written in gold Sharpie?

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Phew, today was in fact one of many, many long naps!

I'm so hungry now, I could eat a dozen Burger Fox™ double-rabbit burgers, with cheese!

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Simo, that sentence is making me hungry and Im a herbivore :confused: (I dont eat foxes)

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Yeah, foxes aren't good to eat! More fun to...er...have fun with :p

*devours a melon for dessert*

Huh, maybe the fever is lifting, a bit!

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Uh-oh...I'm having the sudden desire to pounce on mice!!!!

Yoo, hooo.... @TR273 ! :p

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Yeah, foxes aren't good to eat! More fun to...er...have fun with :p

*devours a melon for dessert*

Huh, maybe the fever is lifting, a bit!

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Oh damn! No it can't be!!

Uh-oh...I'm having the sudden desire to pounce on mice!!!!

Yoo, hooo.... @TR273 ! :p

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Phew! Was worried for a sec there!

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oh damn! No it can't be!!



Phew! Was worried for a sec there!

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Another fox!

*feels Fox Fever intensify*

*Unfolds a map*

"OK, here's the main chicken coop, just full of juicy Leghorns. Now, I'll stand guard where it faces the farmhouse, as you sneak in, and bag as many as ya can. The wind is blowing towards the farmhouse. So if 'ol Farmer Jones comes out, I'll blast him with a big 'ol cloud of skunk, and he won't know day from night!"

*laughs fiendishly, rubbing his paws together*

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I think it's because the great horned owl preys on skunks. They're both. Therefore, they're neutral. Ergo, they are everyone's friend. Q.E.D.
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(Shhh...we don't like to hear the word, "owl" around here:p)
 

Moar Krabs

Aight boys
Banned
Another fox!

*feels Fox Fever intensify*

*Unfolds a map*

"OK, here's the main chicken coop, just full of juicy Leghorns. Now, I'll stand guard where it faces the farmhouse, as you sneak in, and bag as many as ya can. The wind is blowing towards the farmhouse. So if 'ol Farmer Jones comes out, I'll blast him with a big 'ol cloud of skunk, and he won't know day from night!"

*laughs fiendishly, rubbing his paws together*

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(Shhh...we don't like to hear the word, "owl" around here:p)
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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Another fox!

*feels Fox Fever intensify*

*Unfolds a map*

"OK, here's the main chicken coop, just full of juicy Leghorns. Now, I'll stand guard where it faces the farmhouse, as you sneak in, and bag as many as ya can. The wind is blowing towards the farmhouse. So if 'ol Farmer Jones comes out, I'll blast him with a big 'ol cloud of skunk, and he won't know day from night!"

*laughs fiendishly, rubbing his paws together*

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(Shhh...we don't like to hear the word, "owl" around here:p)

*Salutes* It'll be a pleasure Sir Skunk! I won't let you down!

*Gets a bag, and slinks into the coop, stuffing several chickens in it*

Ok @Simo, coast clear?

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