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Predators and Prey

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*a letter arrives*

“Dearest denizens of PvP—
I’m writing to regretfully inform you that I cannot arrive in person today, due to my failing health. However, I am the fastest typewriter operator in the West, and as such, will be able to participate in the shenanigans via mail. I will be listening in utilizing the “can and string” trick, so I’ll still have audio of what’s going down.

Please smack @ben909 with a gauntlet on my behalf.

Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood Knight.”
(Is this RL based?)

(If not)
You tried the toxic “cure” didn’t you
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
(Is this RL based?)

(If not)
You tried the toxic “cure” didn’t you
(OOC: nah I’m cool IRL)

“No, though I did try a multitude of other methods which may or may not have contributed to my absence. Additionally, mere embarrassment and an attempt to preserve what little honor I’ve remaining spurs my physical absence.

I still haven’t heard @ben909 get smacked with a gauntlet.”
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(OOC: nah I’m cool IRL)

“No, though I did try a multitude of other methods which may or may not have contributed to my absence. Additionally, mere embarrassment and an attempt to preserve what little honor I’ve remaining spurs my physical absence.

I still haven’t heard @ben909 get smacked with a gauntlet.”

Womders if the eevee vrius would work in this time,... how fast does your hair grow

Or did you inhale some of yesterdays chespin explosion, that one is treatable
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Womders if the eevee vrius would work in this time,... how fast does your hair grow

Or did you inhale some of yesterdays chespin explosion, that one is treatable
*included with this letter is a package*
“I’m not entirely sure how I would discern whether I inhaled the smoke. I don’t appear to be green, if that data assists in your analysis. Not that I’d trust it.
Included with this shipment is a gauntlet with which smacking may commence, should anyone be willing to oblige me.”
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*included with this letter is a package*
“I’m not entirely sure how I would discern whether I inhaled the smoke. I don’t appear to be green, if that data assists in your analysis. Not that I’d trust it.
Included with this shipment is a gauntlet with which smacking may commence, should anyone be willing to oblige me.”

Hides gauntlet somewere up high using this forms vines


...
i was going to send out a fleet of drones to fund you, but if you are using can and string *attempts to hear the sound of your typewriter*... does not work in this form.... ... finds and then follows the string
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Hides gauntlet somewere up high using this forms vines


...
i was going to send out a fleet of drones to fund you, but if you are using can and string *attempts to hear the sound of your typewriter*... does not work in this form.... ... finds and then follows the string
*notices string wiggling*
*locks doors*
*arms crossbow*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*click click click*

*door doesn’t budge*
Hey! No trespassing! I’m not coming in today!

Picks lock with vine(was done in the xy show)

this isn’t even your house so its not trespassing for a nut
 
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ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*holds door closed manually*

But it’s not your property! Please this is embarrassing enough as it is
“Its still on PvP land”(not sure if that only applys to rounds though)

there is no way you had enough string to get of pvp island and not be in the water



Tosses in a sticky camera to see what is going on and sees you still have human ears, so is unsure what you are hiding (sent through window that is just too small for nut people)
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
“Its still on PvP land”(not sure if that only applys to rounds though)

there is no way you had enough string to get of pvp island and not be in the water



Tosses in a sticky camera to see what is going on and sees you still have human ears, so is unsure what you are hiding (sent through window that is just too small for nut people)
*takes camera, tries to throw it outside*
*stuck*
What the heck is this?
*flails hand*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*takes camera, tries to throw it outside*
*stuck*
What the heck is this?
*flails hand*

only the back side is sticky

Another toy i took from a video game
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Intriguing. Stickiness as a weapon is not something I’d previously considered.

*laughs*

it wasn’t a weapon(although in the game it was tied with a remote flashbang that i did not use)

its for seeing whats in a room before going in
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
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