
“Precious metals are waterproof.”do you really think its safe to open a bank in PvP land were we sometime have sudden naval battles because someone summoned water
... side note is the arctic dennys still open?
You're not getting one cent of my money!!I heard money and came as fast as I wanted.
Give the greedy raccoon moneh!
*raccoon chitters as he makes grabby paws for money*
*invests in Birb Inc. stocks*You're not getting one cent of my money!!
*stashes my massive Birb Inc. fortune in a secret Cayman Islands account for protection and to avoid paying taxes*
“I assume you don’t tax stocks, my liege?”Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!
Depends. We shall see.“I assume you don’t tax stocks, my liege?”
Oh dear I appear to not have any money, but surely ma'am can grant a pardon for her protector derg?Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!
Does birb inc support furcoin?You're not getting one cent of my money!!
*stashes my massive Birb Inc. fortune in a secret Cayman Islands account for protection and to avoid paying taxes*
“Oh dear I appear to not have any money, but surely ma'am can grant a pardon for her protector derg?
“Indeed, but they don’t do it out of any sort of moral obligation or ethical consideration. Thus, they’re worse, as their hearts aren’t completely in it. Plus, they’re easy to bribe.”Mercenaries make more then knights and defenders
“Indeed, but they don’t do it out of any sort of moral obligation or ethical consideration. Thus, they’re worse, as their hearts aren’t completely in it. Plus, they’re easy to bribe.”
*pays you to fight for truth, justice, and the defenseless*Starts gang war in the part of LPW that veestars polices just so that i can fight for the side that pays me more
He was locking people up for making noises, there is not enough real crime there to kerp him occupied, thus i am preventing abuse on unarmed people who he tries to fine*pays you to fight for truth, justice, and the defenseless*
Wait one....Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!
“If the defense doesn’t show up, I win the case by proxy!”Finds that everyone in the court is strangely missing
*sells Birb Inc. stocks*Wait one....
*Hacking noises*
*Turns up with a suspiciously large pile of money that smells faintly of the Cayman Islands.*
There you go!
“If the defense doesn’t show up, I win the case by proxy!”
*files for automatic case-winning*
*sells Birb Inc. stocks*