Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Perhaps the bank needs to be in a bunker.

Or our Lord and Master @Groggy could make it float.

 

[Arishipshape]

*letter arrives*

“A good morning to all!”

do you really think its safe to open a bank in PvP land were we sometime have sudden naval battles because someone summoned water


... side note is the arctic dennys still open?

“Precious metals are waterproof.”

 

[Guifrog]

:O @Groggy
Wonder how he's been

 

[ben909]

New idea, in the absence of banks the pvp land system made its own online currency called furcoin

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I heard money and came as fast as I wanted.

Give the greedy raccoon moneh!
*raccoon chitters as he makes grabby paws for money*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I heard money and came as fast as I wanted.

Give the greedy raccoon moneh!
*raccoon chitters as he makes grabby paws for money*

You're not getting one cent of my money!!
*stashes my massive Birb Inc. fortune in a secret Cayman Islands account for protection and to avoid paying taxes*

 

[Arishipshape]

You're not getting one cent of my money!!
*stashes my massive Birb Inc. fortune in a secret Cayman Islands account for protection and to avoid paying taxes*

*invests in Birb Inc. stocks*
“I figure since I was involuntarily employed once, I’ll at least know how the innards of the company work, and when to pull out. May as well put it to good use.”

 

[ssaannttoo]

Buenos dias mis amigos

 

[Skittles]

Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!

 

[Arishipshape]

Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!

“I assume you don’t tax stocks, my liege?”

 

[Skittles]

“I assume you don’t tax stocks, my liege?”

Depends. We shall see.

 

[DergenTheDragon]

Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!

Oh dear I appear to not have any money, but surely ma'am can grant a pardon for her protector derg?

 

[Skittles]

Hmm hmm! Ok

 

[ben909]

You're not getting one cent of my money!!
*stashes my massive Birb Inc. fortune in a secret Cayman Islands account for protection and to avoid paying taxes*

Does birb inc support furcoin?

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh dear I appear to not have any money, but surely ma'am can grant a pardon for her protector derg?

“Protector derg? We need no protector derg, as we already have a Kn
Yes, excellent. I will see about filing for career termination to pave the way for a new defender of the realm.”

 

[ben909]

Mercenaries make more then knights and defenders

 

[Arishipshape]

Mercenaries make more then knights and defenders

“Indeed, but they don’t do it out of any sort of moral obligation or ethical consideration. Thus, they’re worse, as their hearts aren’t completely in it. Plus, they’re easy to bribe.”

 

[ben909]

“Indeed, but they don’t do it out of any sort of moral obligation or ethical consideration. Thus, they’re worse, as their hearts aren’t completely in it. Plus, they’re easy to bribe.”

Starts gang war in the part of LPW that veestars polices just so that i can fight for the side that pays me more

 

[Arishipshape]

Starts gang war in the part of LPW that veestars polices just so that i can fight for the side that pays me more

*pays you to fight for truth, justice, and the defenseless*

 

[ben909]

*pays you to fight for truth, justice, and the defenseless*

He was locking people up for making noises, there is not enough real crime there to kerp him occupied, thus i am preventing abuse on unarmed people who he tries to fine

 

[Arishipshape]

*files to sue @ben909 for eventual Eevee virus induced job loss*

 

[ben909]

*files to sue @ben909 for eventual Eevee virus induced job loss*

Finds that everyone in the court is strangely missing

 

[TR273]

Tax evasion? Tsk tsk tsk. Btw I am here to collect taxes. PAY UP! I need to fund my seamstresses!

Wait one....

*Hacking noises*

*Turns up with a suspiciously large pile of money that smells faintly of the Cayman Islands.*

There you go!

 

[Arishipshape]

Finds that everyone in the court is strangely missing

“If the defense doesn’t show up, I win the case by proxy!”
*files for automatic case-winning*

Wait one....

*Hacking noises*

*Turns up with a suspiciously large pile of money that smells faintly of the Cayman Islands.*

There you go!

*sells Birb Inc. stocks*

 

[ben909]

“If the defense doesn’t show up, I win the case by proxy!”
*files for automatic case-winning*

*sells Birb Inc. stocks*

The court staff did not show up, so no one can file anything, or even open the doors