Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

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if this was yesterday i would be on the other side

“I see predators pull ahead. Assuming letters count for contributions,

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[ben909]

“I see predators pull ahead. Assuming letters count for contributions,

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Assuming they are still writen on PvP land i think they count

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[metatherat]

“Does PvP accept mail in contributions?”

*scritchscratches rathead*
Um.... I suppose it maybe does? You can attempt to stymie the mean predators via the aggressive filing of paperwork.

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[Arishipshape]

*scritchscratches rathead*
Um.... I suppose it maybe does? You can attempt to stymie the mean predators via the aggressive filing of paperwork.

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“Excellent.”
*aggressively files audits*

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[metatherat]

Assuming they are still writen on PvP land i think they count

Yesyes, now we're thinking with letters!

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[ben909]

*scritchscratches rathead*
Um.... I suppose it maybe does? You can attempt to stymie the mean predators via the aggressive filing of paperwork.

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paperwork kills trees

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[Arishipshape]

paperwork kills trees

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“Actually, paperwork incentivizes paper sellers to increase supply, which requires the growing of new trees.”

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[metatherat]

“Excellent.”
*aggressively files audits*

*files flies which swarm out of envelopes and annoy preds*
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[ben909]

“Actually, paperwork incentivizes paper sellers to increase supply, which requires the growing of new trees.”

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but they choose the cheapest paper from clear cuts
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[metatherat]

“Actually, paperwork incentivizes paper sellers to increase supply, which requires the growing of new trees.”

*throws CRAPTON OF TREES POTION*
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[Arishipshape]

*files flies which swarm out of envelopes and annoy preds*
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*opens fly infested envelope*
HEY
“Please refrain from sabotaging envelopes in the future, lest predators forward them to your attorney.”

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[metatherat]

but they choose the cheapest paper from clear cuts

*campaigns for better quality paper to be used in filing*
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[Arishipshape]

but they choose the cheapest paper from clear cuts
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“Right. So they grow more cheap trees. To get more cheap paper.”

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[ben909]

Trys to write plant lives matter on a sign, fails and writes plant matter

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used stone paper for sign

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[metatherat]

*opens fly infested envelope*
HEY
“Please refrain from sabotaging envelopes in the future, lest predators forward them to your attorney.”

Oop, sorry. A mean pred was supposed to get that instead of a mean flaky omnivore :3
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[Arishipshape]

Trys to write plant lives matter on a sign, fails and writes plant matter

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used stone paper for sign

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“Of course plant lives matter. Sentient plant life matters.”

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[metatherat]

*writes an op-ed piece for a tabloid, calling preds mean*
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[ben909]

Predators prevent herbivores from wiping our plant life

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[TR273]

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[Arishipshape]

Oop, sorry. A mean pred was supposed to get that instead of a mean flaky omnivore :3
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“Please define ‘flaky’”.

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[metatherat]

“Of course plant lives matter. Sentient plant life matters.”

Do... do we have sentient plants here...?
*looks at a potato suspiciously*
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[TR273]

“Please define ‘flaky’”.

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Like pastery...
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[Arishipshape]

Do... do we have sentient plants here...?
*looks at a potato suspiciously*
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“Yesterday, a Chespin tried to break into my establishment. So yes.”

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[ben909]

“Of course plant lives matter. Sentient plant life matters.”

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Gives long and distracting pdf about the importance of plants

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[ben909]

Do... do we have sentient plants here...?
*looks at a potato suspiciously*
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was a chespin, and cannot let you eat leafeon