DergenTheDragon
The cutest derg
What on earth, have I wondered into..

*hugs back* what are we celebrating again???G'day Kope!
*hugs tightly*
great to have you here!!
wow, they sure are!!! XD (You guys have the best beer after all XD)
*hugs back* what are we celebrating again???
Fair, Whuts yalls doin anyway so I can join in!that's PvP for ya!![]()
*breaks broomstick in half*dawww, thankies!!
being rescued by skunks after falling off a broomstick, basically XD
Fair, Whuts yalls doin anyway so I can join in!
That was our best broomstick, bluwulf. What are we going to use to sweep the place now >:I*breaks broomstick in half*
Also I've just been informed by the rat I'm still tiny! Change me back please!
Wouldn't you rather be all tinycute? You could still eat stuff, but it would be much more filling :3Also I've just been informed by the rat I'm still tiny! Change me back please!
How the hell am I meant to eat my volunteers if I'm only 8cm tall!?Wouldn't you rather be all tinycute? You could still eat stuff, but it would be much more filling :3
Slowly.How the hell am I meant to eat my volunteers if I'm only 8cm tall!?
Also I've just been informed by the rat I'm still tiny! Change me back please!
*Magical noises* *Poof* Wait a second..... why do I have to pay, this wasn't part of the deal!*sigh*
fine, fine
*turns you back to normal size*
that'll be $50 please.
*Magical noises* *Poof* Wait a second..... why do I have to pay, this wasn't part of the deal!
*Grumble* I don't have anywhere to store things like that, so I have to... ya know... Look away and ill get you a gold piecewell, you should have read the fine print!
*Grumble* I don't have anywhere to store things like that, so I have to... ya know... Look away and ill get you a gold piece
Yes I eat my treasure, I was hungry alright! *Turns away* *HLCK* *HRNK* *HRCK* *Metal clanging noises* *Turns back back and hands an extremely slobbery gold piece to the witch* You wanted payment, you got your payment, now excuse me one moment.. *Turns away and starts chowing down on his treasure*hmmm, ok...
*decides to be a backing vocalist**Turns up to the party, grabs a Mic.*
All of this is happening while a dragon regurgitates his treasure, then proceeds to eat it again..*decides to be a backing vocalist*
SQUUUEEAAAAKKKKKK, SQUOOOORKKK
*stares*All of this is happening while a dragon regurgitates his treasure, then proceeds to eat it again..
Listen my guy, I was hungry, no one's been at the cave in almost a week, I NEED SOME FOOD!*stares*
*writes "DRAGONS ARE WEIRD" and "??????????" into DRAGON NOTES*
*stares**weirdness and music going on*
*stretches own tongue and jump-ropes with it in sync with the beat, to participate in the weird*
Ba da ba ba \@/