Predators and Prey

[A Minty cheetah]

It doesn't stop. Can't believe I wasn't awake for the victory! Ah well, I'll just plop my -1 in
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[xremeidiot]

Balance is restored.
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[Captain TrashPanda]

*trash eating noises*
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[TR273]

Just as well I'm unbalanced...
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[A Minty cheetah]

It's quite common for taller folk like me to have poor balance.
Unbalancing in 3, 2, 1:
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[TR273]

*Eats a balanced diet, a plate of chips in one paw and...

...a plate of chips in the other paw.*
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[Ravofox]

*eats a balanced diet of meat, meat and more meat!*

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[TR273]

*eats a balanced diet of meat, meat and more meat!*

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That's three, what do you do with the third piece? Balance it on your nose?
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[xremeidiot]

*eats a king-size Hershey bar*
The only part of an unbalanced breakfast.
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[TR273]

*Eats a whole lion...




....well a whole Dandelion.*

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[xremeidiot]

*eats a chocolate bunny because I have little self-control*
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[Ravofox]

*Eats a whole lion...




....well a whole Dandelion.*

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*takes a tiny nip if a lion*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*eats a salad




along with the meat in my sub sandwich!*
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[TR273]

Gahh! So many predators...
*Hides in Montana.*
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[Simo]

Huh, now I'm craving veggies, and have...Fox Spanking Fever!

*eats a grapefruit, and looks around for a fox*

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[TR273]

Huh, now I'm craving veggies, and have...Fox Spanking Fever!

*eats a grapefruit, and looks around for a fox*

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Urgent call, @Ravofox and @Izzy4895 to the lobby, immediately.
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[Ravofox]

Urgent call, @Ravofox and @Izzy4895 to the lobby, immediately.
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You won't trick us with that, mouse!

*goes to the lobby...of a chicken coop!*

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[TR273]

You won't trick us with that, mouse!

*goes to the lobby...of a chicken coop!*

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*Makes notes on how well the new spanking barn looks like a chicken coop.*
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[Simo]

You won't trick us with that, mouse!

*goes to the lobby...of a chicken coop!*

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*Greets you in the lobby of the coop*

Well, well, if it isn't Ravo Fox!

*hides fox paddle behind back, and starts recording of chickens clucking, in the 'coop' beyond*

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[Ravofox]

*Greets you in the lobby of the coop*

Well, well, if it isn't Ravo Fox!

*hides fox paddle behind back, and starts recording of chickens clucking, in the 'coop' beyond*

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Oh...hehe...hey Simo...you still hungry for chickens?

*looks around*

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[Simo]

Oh...hehe...hey Simo...you still hungry for chickens?

*looks around*

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Chickens? Why just open the door to that coop!

*prepares paddle as Ravo sees a noisy but empty coop*

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[Ravofox]

Chickens? Why just open the door to that coop!

*prepares paddle as Ravo sees a noisy but empty coop*

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Damn, I've been had!

*trips you, takes the paddle and spanks!*

Having an early Spank Prey May!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Hmm, kinda glad to not be a fox right now!
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[Simo]

Damn, I've been had!

*trips you, takes the paddle and spanks!*

Having an early Spank Prey May!

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OUCH!!!!!!

*springs into action, tackles fox, turns him over knees, and spanks with an open paw*

Bad, bad fox!

Also, it's going tobe "The Prey Spank in May"...as in foxes!

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[Liseran Thistle]

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