Throws a stinky diaper i found from an adult babyfur on the ship and rolls you off the plank*Actually...this is pretty fun! Wheeeeeeee! More, please.

Throws a stinky diaper i found from an adult babyfur on the ship and rolls you off the plank*Actually...this is pretty fun! Wheeeeeeee! More, please.
Throws a stinky diaper i used and rolls you off the plank*
*wakes up in a pile of meals**Izzy gives @metatherat access to leftover Burger Fox meals.*
*eats the rat so I can consume the fries he stole from me* >=/*wakes up in a pile of meals*
Thanks, Izzy, you are the best. It's about time somebody took note of us scavengers :3
*opens rat-mouth wide, crams in a stack of fries* :3
*bathes thoroughly using S.S. Skunk & Co., Ltd Cedar-Sycamore bath soap, and then, locks the BAD wolf in the ship's hold*
You can't eat meh, bluwulf. You're locked in the ship's hold. :3*eats the rat so I can consume the fries he stole from me* >=/
*Joins in the fun, stows away too. Twice the foxes, twice the mischief!**Stows away.*
You can't eat meh, bluwulf. You're locked in the ship's hold. :3
*dies of heatstroke**Joins in the fun, stows away too. Twice the foxes, twice the mischief!*
*Adds ghost peppers to random foodstuffs in the hold.*
*the ship departs, bonking your periscope*
Well, you can still just hit reply.Also, this new quote system is kind of going to be a pain in the rat-butt when we're having a PvP game... since quoting posts requires extra clicks now. Oh well :3
*Peeks out of porthole*
Zomg transfurmation :O*angrily descends gangplank*
Oh, right, that's still a thing :3Well, you can still just hit reply.
Ghost peppers?*Peeks out of porthole*
What the!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Well I'm sure the ghost peppers had nothing to do with that....)
GET OFF ME WE’RE STILL NEMESISES—Nemesisi? Nemesises? Nemesee?Zomg transfurmation :O
.....about time you got all fuzzy :3
*leaps onto your leg, climbs onto your back, sinks into your fur*
oof! *is dropped off your back as you roll*GET OFF ME WE’RE STILL NEMESISES—Nemesisi? Nemesises? Nemesee?
*rolls over*
Ghost peppers?
*re-enters ship*
*headbutts ghost pepper crates into the sea*
My word, you’re huge!oof! *is dropped off your back as you roll*
I never have considered us nemesies. You will always be dear fuzzy ratpal Ari to meh :3
*leaps on your belly, sinks into your fur*
(I’m assuming that’s a reference, though I’m unfamiliar with it.)*GAME MESSAGE*
Your ship's stores are currently at 0%!
Do you wish to visit the port merchant to buy more?
I am not huge. You are just smol :3My word, you’re huge!
*baps you aggressively*
Why didn’t I take paw-to-paw combat lessons when I had the chance...
God i forgot how weird fur was
*shudders*I am not huge. You are just smol :3
*clings tighter to avoid baps of eevee legs*
And fur is not weird. It is normal *nodnod*
*kneads self against your fur*
(Generic Age of sail RTS warning)My word, you’re huge!
*baps you aggressively*
Why didn’t I take paw-to-paw combat lessons when I had the chance...
God i forgot how weird fur was
(I’m assuming that’s a reference, though I’m unfamiliar with it.)
*ship departs for port merchant business*