
FREE HAT!*shudders*
I’M NOT SMOL! GET OFF ME
*headbutts*
*loses hat*
Damn it!
(RIP)(Generic Age of sail RTS warning)
(I ignored one once, the crew mutineered)
YouPlots more eevee
also gets better armor in case you actually read the book
(RIP)
You
*tries to attack*
*weighed down by rat*
Sheesh. You are way too aggressive. You need to put down the fire sword and pick up the chill axe :I(RIP)
You
*tries to attack*
*weighed down by rat*
HEY THAT’S MY PROPERTY YOU CAN’T JUSTFREE HAT!
*Picks up hat and prances round the dock in it.*
(Must art this....)
Thou vile living ball-and-chain! How can I possibly chill like this!Sheesh. You are way too aggressive. You need to put down the fire sword and pick up the chill axe :I
*stops thrashing, pays attention*Attempts to teach the move tackle... and tail whip
Thou vile living ball-and-chain! How can I possibly chill like this!
And don’t anyone dare bring up the Ice Stone.
*stops thrashing, pays attention*
*nods*shows chart of eevees lv1 moves(should be learned or learnable upon TF or haching) so you can learn to rely on them
*Continues prancing, trips, falls into a crate marked 'Pirate Supplies', thrashes, climbs out in full pirate regalia. Your hat is now sporting a large purple feather, along with some spiders that were in the box too.*HEY THAT’S MY PROPERTY YOU CAN’T JUST
*incoherent rage*
*already has knife*Debates safety of hm1
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Thou doth disgrace my hat’s honor. I would smack you with my gauntlet and reclaim my hat were Meta not restraining me.*Continues prancing, trips, falls into a crate marked 'Pirate Supplies', thrashes, climbs out in full pirate regalia. Your hat is now sporting a large purple feather, along with some spiders that were in the box too.*
Arrrr!
But it's now infinitely more stylish.*already has knife*
*grins*
Thou doth disgrace my hat’s honor. I would smack you with my gauntlet and reclaim my hat were Meta not restraining me.
My tricorn is the epitome of style without you besmirching it with paltry, piratical feathers!But it's now infinitely more stylish.
(And has a +2 against flies)
But the spiders are ok?My tricorn is the epitome of style without you besmirching it with paltry, piratical feathers!
Spiders annihilate insects and would keep the hat in prime condition. Absolutely.But the spiders are ok?
Ow! What whas that for :O*nods*
*Tackles Meta*
I’M NOT PREDATING YOUOw! What whas that for :O
Sorry, I mean fur. Owow... predation. Always predation...
*scurries off, into a nearby warehouse*
*tries to send a letter to the Council for a new hat**Boards convenient 'Pirate Gallon', sails off in search of booty and plunder, stops long enough to retrieve @Emyrelda Seoni from @Arishipshape 's ship.*
I need a first mate I can trust...
And who better than my own daughter.
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Ask @metatherat for help, he has rathands.
*accepts grudgingly*Offers new eevee sized hat
I’m relatively sure he’s not in the mood to do me favors at the moment. But I thank you for the suggestion regardless.Ask @metatherat for help, he has rathands.