Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Consiters posting xkcd about bad reviews

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[Pygmepatl]

*is an extremely sleepy rat*

*Gives you yogurt to get you more sleepy*

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[metatherat]

*Remembers the review came from a Karen with a history of giving bad reviews to get free things*

Mom Fox is no Karen! She is a momfox. *nodnod*

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[TR273]

Calmly speaks to the bull and convinces him not to destroy establishments.

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Bit late, your mate shot and ate him!

*Reduces rating on Yelp to 0.00000000003/10 'Very poor business practices, also shop interior tacky.'
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[Pygmepatl]

Mom Fox is no Karen! She is a momfox. *nodnod*

Mom Fox wasn't the one who gave the review, she is well respected.

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[ben909]

Hotels

xkcd.com

If you are fast enough with a knife you will find the invisible hand is made of invisible meat

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[metatherat]

*Gives you yogurt to get you more sleepy*

Thank you, Spilo :3
*sinks head into yogurt*
*mnomnomnom*

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[ben909]

Is also sleepy

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[metatherat]

Thank you, Spilo :3
*sinks head into yogurt*
*mnomnomnom*

*the yogurt invigorates me somewhat*
Ahh! And now to fight for the prey with renewed vigor :3

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[Pygmepatl]

Bit late, your mate shot and ate him!

*Reduces rating on Yelp to 0.00000000003/10 'Very poor business practices, also shop interior tacky.'

Yeah, the bull was rude and didn't listen, so we had to cook it instead.

Ah, yeah, we got that business from a kind prey that passed away, all of that was under his management and we are slowly improving. Thanks for the reviews!

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[metatherat]

*much wide rat-yawn*

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[Pygmepatl]

*much wide rat-yawn*

Vigor, huh? Hahaha!

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[ben909]

Checks on the cooking bull

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[metatherat]

If you are fast enough with a knife you will find the invisible hand is made of invisible meat

omg metaphorical predation :O

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[TR273]

*Remembers the review came from a Karen with a history of giving bad reviews to get free things*

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*Notes predators can't handle the truth, or their staff. Continues career as respected online reviewer of stuffs.*
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[Pygmepatl]

Checks on the cooking bull

Almost done!

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[metatherat]

Vigor, huh? Hahaha!

I'm still more vigorful... *yaaawn*... than before... I think....

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[ben909]

Looks ar deails of reviewing site, makes bots that give us good reviews, the site does not stop them
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[Pygmepatl]

*Notes predators can't handle the truth, or their staff. Continues career as respected online reviewer of stuffs.*
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*Notes that prey are bad at reading explanations, and want things their way, and watches your career as a somewhat respected online viewer*

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[metatherat]

*Notes predators can't handle the truth, or their staff. Continues career as respected online reviewer of stuffs.*

Staves suck anyway.
*arms self with a carbine instead*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Has dinner at a nice restaurant*.

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[metatherat]

*flops on the ground*
gaahh.... blblblbl.... so tired....

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[ben909]

Finshes cooking the bull and puts it on a tray to cool

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[Pygmepatl]

*flops on the ground*
gaahh.... blblblbl.... so tired....

My yogurt trick has indeed worked.

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[metatherat]

*Has dinner at a nice restaurant*.

*sleepily scavenges dinner from the trash bin behind a nice restaurant*

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