Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

At this point we just want it to end, no matter the outcome.

Well, I won't give up! Probably.
I will fight to the end!! Probably.

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[Pygmepatl]

What about the TAILS, man?! Friggin' T A I L S

Skunk Tails!

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[metatherat]

WAIT- *is splashed*
I uh... you said WHOLE MESS OF TAILS? As in lots of them? Rat tails or..?! *looks back, half-curious, half-apprehensive*

*a mess of different tails erupts from your tailbone (you have a tailbone now)*

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[Groggy]

Very few users are active, it is quite deserted here.

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To think that the best thread in the entire forum (no bias here, I swear) would suffer such a fate...

The score has gone back and forth on both sides of 0 now

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Okay, here's my best attempt at trying to solve this predicament:

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[metatherat]

Skunk Tails!

I think I see one of those over there.... :3

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[Pygmepatl]

*a mess of different tails erupts from your tailbone (you have a tailbone now)*

That must have felt painful, hahaha!

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[metatherat]

Okay, here's my best attempt at trying to solve this predicament:

Yaay, thanks for the help, preypal :3
*pats shell*

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[Pygmepatl]

To think that the best thread in the entire forum (no bias here, I swear) would suffer such a fate...

Better times will come!

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[metatherat]

That must have felt painful, hahaha!

Eh, frogs are very squishy. It's probably fine

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[metatherat]

Better times will come!

Let's hope so :3
*does all kinds of PvP thing*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Eh, frogs are very squishy. It's probably fine

Squishy on the outside, yes!

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[metatherat]

Let's hope so :3
*does all kinds of PvP thing*

*goes to Guinea Pig Gardens to eat some lettuce*

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[Pygmepatl]

Let's hope so :3
*does all kinds of PvP thing*

Excellent!

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[metatherat]

Let's hope so :3
*does all kinds of PvP thing*

*goes to the headquarters of Birb Consumer Products to protest the treatment of lab animals*

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[Pygmepatl]

*goes to the headquarters of Birb Consumer Products to protest the treatment of lab animals*

*Everyone in PvP Land agrees that rats are the best animals for lab test and everything stays the same*

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[metatherat]

Let's hope so :3
*does all kinds of PvP thing*

*goes to @Thrashy's tavern for some Skunk Beer*

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[Groggy]

*prevents stalemate*
I'm helping.

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[Pygmepatl]

*goes to @Thrashy's tavern for some Skunk Beer*

*prevents stalemate*
I'm helping.

Great!

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[metatherat]

Let's hope so :3
*does all kinds of PvP thing*

*goes to Lesser Mouseland to visit my old basement (and to eat some now very hard cheese I left there)*

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[Pygmepatl]

*Drinks some Skunk Beer*

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[metatherat]

*prevents stalemate*
I'm helping.

*rat-thumb up* :3

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[Pygmepatl]

Soon everyone will see how great PvP is!

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[metatherat]

*goes to Greater Mouseland to admire the functionalist architecture*

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[Pygmepatl]

I sense @Cosmic-FS!

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[Groggy]

*clever, elaborate joke goes here*

I'll come back with better jokes, be right back.

Hopefully.

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