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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*receives letter back*

*reads*

My Knight status has been revoked on account of my recent TF?!? They didn’t have an issue with it when I was a rat!! It must be because I outed their helicopter shenanigans! Those scurvy curs are gonna pay!

*thinks*

*sinister grin*

Yo @ben909, want some help TFing the Council?
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*receives letter back*

*reads*

My Knight status has been revoked on account of my recent TF?!? They didn’t have an issue with it when I was a rat!! Those scurvy curs are gonna pay!

*thinks*

*sinister grin*

Yo @ben909, want some help TFing the Council?

Sure... but i have to unload the submarine first
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*Takes advantage of this golden opportunity, threatens to spread rumors far and wide of the helicopter shenanigans if the Council don't ensure all Knights are looking the wrong way when a certain ship arrives next week. Also ensures the club's rent is zero again (for the fiftieth year in a row). And manages to get @Arishipshape a nice new suit of armour for when he eventually regains human form.*

Tell me, How do you feel about witchcraft?
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Unloads the sub,
Goes to brew more tf agents(i don’t really have a building worth of it left

has a printer/scanner scan the letter to make sure it was not printed with a printer
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Takes advantage of this golden opportunity, threatens to spread rumors far and wide of the helicopter shenanigans if the Council don't ensure all Knights are looking the wrong way when a certain ship arrives next week. Also ensures the club's rent is zero again (for the fiftieth year in a row). And manages to get @Arishipshape a nice new suit of armour for when he eventually regains human form.*

Tell me, How do you feel about witchcraft?
*the Council agrees but claims they aren’t responsible for the actions of any rogue no-longer-Knights in the area*

Before I answer, I must thank ye kindly for your gift. Tis quite optimistic, and giveth me hope.
As to witchcraft, I generally frown upon such devilry, but I do acknowledge that it’s not inherently evil and that the intent is relevant when adjudicating cases of witchcraft.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Strange? I'm sure the Council usually land a helicopter on the pad on the club roof when they come down for 'Cheesecake Thursday'.

*Ponders this, and the blackmail opportunities.*
(Just realized I missed the perfect meme opportunity)
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ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*the Council agrees but claims they aren’t responsible for the actions of any rogue no-longer-Knights in the area*

Before I answer, I must thank ye kindly for your gift. Tis quite optimistic, and giveth me hope.
As to witchcraft, I generally frown upon such devilry, but I do acknowledge that it’s not inherently evil and that the intent is relevant when adjudicating cases of witchcraft.
Well it's just me and the girls down at the covent thought that since science (a passing fad) has failed you we could try an cure your Eevee problem with a midnight ritual involving, dancing, chanting, lightning, more chanting, brewing, singing, more chanting, trance music, dancing, still more chanting, a disco, tea and cakes, and of course chanting!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Usually against time messing but we might be able to restart from checkpoint if this path is better
(It’s essentially the same path, just funnier)
Well it's just me and the girls down at the covent thought that since science (a passing fad) has failed you we could try an cure your Eevee problem with a midnight ritual involving, dancing, chanting, lightning, more chanting, brewing, singing, more chanting, trance music, dancing, still more chanting, a disco, tea and cakes, and of course chanting!
*nods slowly*
So I want to say yes, but I feel the chances of me coming out of this human and whole are slightly less than the chances of me, say, losing my soul to some eldritch abomination you “accidentally” summoned. Besides, there’s a big difference between tolerating witchcraft and participating. However much it pains me, I must decline your offer. Thank you regardless.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(Semi rl queston, in pvp context, is whichcraft just magic, or does it have to be females using magic(forgot term for male using it) it seems easer to allow it to reference the typw of magic the the user for me at least)
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
(It’s essentially the same path, just funnier)

*nods slowly*
So I want to say yes, but I feel the chances of me coming out of this human and whole are slightly less than the chances of me, say, losing my soul to some eldritch abomination you “accidentally” summoned. Besides, there’s a big difference between tolerating witchcraft and participating. However much it pains me, I must decline your offer. Thank you regardless.
While we respect your decision and see where you are coming from I'll add we are mostly druids so the ritual is more about gaining the blessings of nature and the forest spirits to treat you.
You wouldn't have to be there (although we encourage it since we have very nice cakes) we would just bring you the flask of whatever goo we'd created.
(Also we don't go in for summoning stuff any more, not since that thing with the vines *shudder*)
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
(Semi rl queston, in pvp context, is whichcraft just magic, or does it have to be females using magic(forgot term for male using it) it seems easer to allow it to reference the typw of magic the the user for me at least)
I think the term you are looking for is 'Warlock' (or wizard). In my mind it is more about calling on spirits and nature to guide the user with wisdom and insight rather than flashes and bangs of spellcasting.
(Not to say making a root pop up in front of a charging opponent isn't funny )
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
While we respect your decision and see where you are coming from I'll add we are mostly druids so the ritual is more about gaining the blessings of nature and the forest spirits to treat you.
You wouldn't have to be there (although we encourage it since we have very nice cakes) we would just bring you the flask if whatever goo we'd created.
(Also we don't go in for summoning stuff any more, not since that thing with the vines *shudder*)
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Unease aside, if you’re all druid-ey and blessings of nature, who’s to say your goo won’t just substitute for a Leaf Stone?
*ponders Lefeon*

I’d be down for entirely non-mystical tea and scones at any point though. Any distraction and/or community would be much appreciated. I’d offer to bring something but baking isn’t exactly a thing a Knight has to do very often, so I’m a touch out of practice.

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*draws up blueprints of the Council fortress for @ben909 while training to evolve*
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
Uses drones to scout the councils behaviors...

Reads data disapproving... ponders remaking the scraped ‘fast’ batch that can cause memory loss(don’t worry it cannot effect someone who has already been eeveeed)
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*ponders*
I suppose those dishonorable knaves would get what they deserve... No, I have to be the bigger man here. Mere TF is sufficient.

Ok

... and i WP firebombs for “disproportionate retribution” not eevee agent
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
*warns the Council air defenses*
Backstabbing me, while dishonorable, isn’t a crime worthy of the death penalty.

Wasn’t saying i was going to use my small stockpile, just its what i do use
 
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