Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*deposits Cheetah in Zoo, and feeds Syntho-Steaks™*

That was easy!

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[TR273]

*Goes on a spending spree.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Not a fan of the food here; these 'steaks' taste like rubber!
Where's the chef? I'll eat them instead!!!
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[TR273]

*Puts a rubber replica of the chef in the cheetah's cage.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

That's not funny!
*pokes out tongue*
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[Ravofox]

Not a fan of the food here; these 'steaks' taste like rubber!
Where's the chef? I'll eat them instead!!!
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I've caught the chef! His name is @TR273, looks very appetizing

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

If it starts attacking us we start using those special plants. :V
I also don't want it on my lawn.

*Invades yo lawn and ruins your grass*

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[ThatSquareOverThere]

*Invades yo lawn and ruins your grass*

*Prepares the hose for war*

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[xremeidiot]

*Prepares the hose for war*

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Sounds hot.
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[A Minty cheetah]

I've caught the chef! His name is @TR273, looks very appetizing

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Hmm, a bite size snack...I'd feel almost cruel devouring him!

Sounds hot.
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Don't be starting with that - you'll be sent to bed with no supper. I know, I've been there!
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[xremeidiot]

But the id demands both!
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[A Minty cheetah]

The id?
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Prepares the hose for war*

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*stares*

*stomps on a sunflower, grinding his feet on the ground with it as he stares directly at you*

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[ThatSquareOverThere]

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I'm guessing like the Freudian id?

ALSO

*stares*
*stomps on a sunflower, grinding his feet on the ground with it as he stares directly at you*

*Puts the hose on pressure wash* Oh it's on /s

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Ooooooh, that makes sense! And I took psychology at college too
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[Pyruus]

Ehhh, I only took Pysch for a required elective.

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Puts the hose on pressure wash* Oh it's on /s

>: O
You underestimate me, alive... Yes I am calling you non-zombies "alive"!

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[Ravofox]

>: O
You underestimate me, alive... Yes I am calling you non-zombies "alive"!

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But what is the definition of life?

Well, I know this steak certainly isn't! *munches it*

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[ThatSquareOverThere]

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>: O
You underestimate me, alive... Yes I am calling you non-zombies "alive"!

A-ha! Your first mistake was assuming I'm alive ;B! So long as this box stays closed I'm potentially allllll states of being baby

...Although now I'm a bit concerned this pressure hose is gonna rip off your limbs with the whole "decaying-as-you-tear-up-my-garden-thing"...so I'll take mercy on ya this time >:I ...Just leave my lavender alone, IT'S TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD ;n;

But what is the definition of life?

And weirdly enough life is typically defined by an ability to reproduce, grow, and continually change prior to death. The reproduction bit always sat kinda weirdly with me, like I get why, but it seems a little limited imo.

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

A-ha! Your first mistake was assuming I'm alive ;B! So long as this box stays closed I'm potentially allllll states of being baby

...Although now I'm a bit concerned this pressure hose is gonna rip off your limbs with the whole "decaying-as-you-tear-up-my-garden-thing"...so I'll take mercy on ya this time >:I ...Just leave my lavender alone, IT'S TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD ;n;

Me:

(Imagine under his feet are the lavenders)

As a Zombie, I'll simply reform myself if you do somehow kill me.

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[Pyruus]

It's quiet. Too quiet.

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[Ravofox]

It's quiet. Too quiet.

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*yips really loudly to call all foxes*

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[Keefur]

I'm back from out of town. I would have been here sooner, but was attacked by predator eating plants from outer space.

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[Ravofox]

I'm back from out of town. I would have been here sooner, but was attacked by predator eating plants from outer space.

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Cutter!!! *runs up and hugs*

Looks like my call worked...even though you're not a fox!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*notices zoo pen door left unlocked*
Freedom!
*sprints around in nearby field*
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