Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Turns out I also happen to be nocturnal in real life.

Oof. That can’t be convenient.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Oof. That can’t be convenient.

Oh, I manage pretty well!

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, I manage pretty well!

Ah, good. So what’s on your agenda today?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah, good. So what’s on your agenda today?

Probably going to sleep soon and after that do work.

 

[Arishipshape]

Probably going to sleep soon and after that do work.

Solid schedule. What kind of work do you do?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Solid schedule. What kind of work do you do?

College work and studying a lot.

This skunk has to live life, after all!

 

[Arishipshape]

College work and studying a lot.

This skunk has to live life, after all!

Same! Well, sort of. Pre-college work and studying a lot. Which college do you attend? Any recommendations?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night!

 

[Arishipshape]

Good night!

*tips hat* Apologies if I was holding up your sleep. Fare well.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Same! Well, sort of. Pre-college work and studying a lot. Which college do you attend? Any recommendations?

I live in Mexico, so things may be different here.

 

[Guifrog]

NOT CUTE DAMN IT

♡ *chases* ♡

 

[Arishipshape]

♡ *chases* ♡

*runs*
*while screaming*
*high-pitched*

 

[Kope]

Same! Well, sort of. Pre-college work and studying a lot. Which college do you attend? Any recommendations?

Depends What do you wanna be?

 

[Arishipshape]

Depends What do you wanna be?

A philosopher, but nobody pays me for that.
*resumes fleeing*

 

[Kope]

A philosopher, but nobody pays me for that.
*resumes fleeing*

*Catches* To eat or not to eat that is the question *devours the Arishipshape Eevee*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Catches* To eat or not to eat that is the question *devours the Arishipshape Eevee*

*cuts escape hatch with knife*

*GASP*

Never hast my nose been so assaulted! Nor the rest of me, come to think of it!
May your internal bleeding be painful.

*takes bath*
*sends hat to dry cleaners*
*mails exorbitant bill to @Weirdo9018*

 

[Kope]

*cuts escape hatch with knife*

*GASP*

Never hast my nose been so assaulted! Nor the rest of me, come to think of it!
May your internal bleeding be painful.

*takes bath*
*sends hat to dry cleaners*
*mails exorbitant bill to @Weirdo9018*

*Refuses to pay as I bleed out*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Refuses to pay as I bleed out*

Fine, I’ll use my “frequent dryer miles”. There, 10% off.

 

[Kope]

Fine, I’ll use my “frequent dryer miles”. There, 10% off.

*lays motionless on the floor with blood oozing out from my severe wound*

 

[ben909]

Hello pvp land

... why are we bleeding...

gets a medkit

 

[Arishipshape]

*lays motionless on the floor with blood oozing out from my severe wound*

Eh. Serves you right for trying to kill me.

*exits bath*
*is soaked*

I was going to loot the body but now I can’t see.

 

[Arishipshape]

Hello pvp land

... why are we bleeding...

gets a medkit

He tried to eat me. I sliced my way out. Don’t save him, it was retaliation for attempted murder.

 

[Kope]

He tried to eat me. I sliced my way out. Don’t save him, it was retaliation for attempted murder.

I was just super hungry

 

[ben909]

He tried to eat me. I sliced my way out. Don’t save him, it was retaliation for attempted murder.

But this is pvp, predation is normal

Stops bleeding with medkit... although does not replace lost blood because i cannot

just rest for a while

 

[Arishipshape]

I was just super hungry

Then ask me for victuals! I would have obliged!

But this is pvp, predation is normal

Stops bleeding with medkit... although does not replace lost blood because i cannot

just rest for a while

Dishonor and villainy are also the norm. Doesn’t mean I don’t frown upon them, or fight them with every ounce of energy I possess.