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Predators and Prey

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Well, at least I get exposure:)
People die from exposure...


I don't know what that means exactly, but I'll buy one.

*Helps me run very fast, to catch an emu!*
*The Emu takes one look at you. puts on a pair of 'GOOD MOUSE' rocket trainers and leaves you in the dust.*
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Well, May is May Mischief & Mayhem Month! Time be as mischievous as a fox...especially to foxes.

*looks around for foxes to trick, tease, and tickle*

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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
*plants a new variety of predator tickling vines from a distant planet said to tangle and tickle predators till they faint*

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*hacks at tickling vines with machete*
Have at ye, evil space plant!!!
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*plants a voracious variety of fox tickling vines from Planet Skunk that tangle and tickle foxes till they beg for mercy...in and around @Ravofox 's den*

:p

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*plants a voracious variety of fox tickling vines from Planet Skunk that tangle and tickle foxes till they beg for mercy...in and around @Ravofox 's den*

:p

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Yikes!! What's this?!:eek:

*Gets caught in it, but uses that spell from harry potter to get rid of it*

Phew, that was close!

Turns out, there are predators from Planet Fox which are shaped like huge feather dusters, which immobilize their prey by tickling them!!

*Releases them into Simo's hollow log, and other prey dens!:p

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Yikes!! What's this?!:eek:

*Gets caught in it, but uses that spell from harry potter to get rid of it*

Phew, that was close!

Turns out, there are predators from Planet Fox which are shaped like huge feather dusters, which immobilize their prey by tickling them!!

*Releases them into Simo's hollow log, and other prey dens!:p

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*giggles and gasps*

Hey, Sthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!

*summons an army of dust bunnies to subdue them*

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Also, I still have a case of fox fever...only this time, it's making me as mischievous as a fox!

Also, gives @Smexy Likeok4™ some veggie brains : P
 

Jackpot Raccuki

Vibing Raccuki
@Ravofox G-got it...
*puts an entire body on the BBQ and it just knocks it over and starts a fire on the grass as the Zombie just stares*
Big fire now.

@Simo
Ah thank you for the bra- veggie brains? Eww, plants have no brains, plants no good! *throws veggie brains in fire*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*pulls @Ravofox 's tail, just to be bratty and mischievous, then, splatters him with a tofu cream pie when he looks to see what happened*

*rolls on the ground, giggling*

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It's bad, bad bratty skunk time!
 

A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
*pulls @Ravofox 's tail, just to be bratty and mischievous, then, splatters him with a tofu cream pie when he looks to see what happened*

*rolls on the ground, giggling*

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It's bad, bad bratty skunk time!

As opposed to.....?




:p
Only kidding
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
As opposed to.....?




:p
Only kidding
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Hehe

*sneakily ties Cheetah's tail to a lamp-post, and then, throws a banana cream pie, and giggles as they try and run after me*

*rolls about laughing*

Er....I guess maybe you're right! Sorry there. I got fox fever, and that makes me a bad, bad bratty skunk!

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Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Hehe

*sneakily ties Cheetah's tail to a lamp-post, and then, throws a banana cream pie, and giggles as they try and run after me*

*rolls about laughing*

Er....I guess maybe you're right! Sorry there. I got fox fever, and that makes me a bad, bad bratty skunk!

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*Sneaks behind you, grabs your tail and ties it to a branch, before throwing a meat pie in your face*

Hehe, that's for ruining my cloak!

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A Minty cheetah

~C H E E~
*licks pie off face*
It's a good job I like banana cream pie.

*relocates tail *
That, however, was slightly painful...prepare for revenge!

*throws mashed potato balls at the immobile skunk*
At least it'll go with the meat pie! :D
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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Hey you two, stop!

*Get's up, untangles, and lifts tail menacingly*

You two need some perfume :p

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*sets up a tripwire, causing you to tumble into the den of Skunk HQ*

*sprays and releases the two miscreants*

Ha! Now the prey can smell you coming for miles! :p

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*fills bathtub with peppermint oil*
This is going to take ages to get rid of.
*proceeds to soak self in the oil*
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*sneakily adds some concentrated skunk oil to bath*

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*starts development on hi-tech noseplugs*
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*starts technology on a high tech psychological skunk spray, that works merely because you think/know you have been sprayed, and goes right to the neural receptors in the brain*

Mwhahahahahaha!

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