Predators and Prey

[Izzy4895]

*answers Izzy's call*
Hello, this is Meter Mephits, how may I be of assistance?
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Bad Fox Foods has been overcharged for electricity. Perhaps things got mixed up with a place in Skunk Hollow.

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[Keefur]

I don't use electricity when I hunt... other than the electricity in the elevator, I suppose.

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[TR273]

Bad Fox Foods has been overcharged for electricity. Perhaps things got mixed up with a place in Skunk Hollow.

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*Cuts in*
I'm sorry sir but Skunk Hollow generate their own electricity using mischief and watermelons. Perhaps the culprits are in Vulpine Valley.
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[Keefur]

I love stompin' on watermelons while hunting REAL prey.

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[A Minty cheetah]

Bad Fox Foods has been overcharged for electricity. Perhaps things got mixed up with a place in Skunk Hollow.

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Ahem, apologies for that interruption. Seeing how it's my last day at this call centre, I'll simply zero your outstanding balance for you! Have a great day!
*hangs up phone, runs out of building giggling mischievously*
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[Simo]

Fox Fever is spreading and appears highly contagious!

Also it is said to be contacted by BAD FOX FOODS and is rampant at all Burger Fox locations.

Skunks have been reported with their white fur turing Orange!

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[Izzy4895]

Ahem, apologies for that interruption. Seeing how it's my last day at this call centre, I'll simply zero your outstanding balance for you! Have a great day!
*hangs up phone, runs out of building giggling mischievously*
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I am glad to have the issue resolved.

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[xremeidiot]

Fox Fever is spreading and appears highly contagious!

Also it is said to be contacted by BAD FOX FOODS and is rampant at all Burger Fox locations.

Skunks have been reported with their white fur turing Orange!

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This just in: the prey team is on the run now that the preds are spotting them more easily with garish orange fur/scales/feathers/what-have-you.
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[TR273]

*Lurks in ambush*

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[Keefur]

*Goes hunting for the elusive orange skunk* I wonder if they taste like oranges.

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[Simo]

*Goes hunting for the elusive orange skunk* I wonder if they taste like oranges.

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Nope but their spray combines the most potent odors of Fox and skunk!

*sprays cat with new more potent combo*

*giggles and rolls on the ground laughing*

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[Keefur]

Nope but their spray combines the most potent odors of Fox and skunk!

*sprays cat with new more potent combo*

*giggles and rolls on the ground laughing*

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Fox and skunk? That's Funk!
*Vomits*
Now I'm hungry again.

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[xremeidiot]

Time for a change of tactics. *sneaks up on Kathleen*

*hugs!* Help out your predator friend pretty please? No hard feelings!
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[Simo]

Notes that @xremeidiot has the perfect shape to serve meals to trash pandas

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[xremeidiot]

Ah yes, can't shirk my robot servant duties. Do you know what you'd like to order? *covertly marks location of all patrons for pred allies*
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[Simo]

Ah yes, can't shirk my robot servant duties. Do you know what you'd like to order? *covertly marks location of all patrons for pred allies*
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Yep! I'd like to order a vat of tofu for all the predators : p

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[Ravofox]

Yep! I'd like to order a vat of tofu for all the predators : p

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Vat vat ist not a goot idea!

I am inspector Ravo Fuchs, ya, and dis tofu is verboten! It ist contaminated wit fuchs fever, ya!

*Quarantines the area*

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[Simo]

Something fishy about this inspector...

*ships in 25 one ton vats of new tofu for my new Tofu Fox chain of restaurants*

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[Ravofox]

Something fishy about this inspector...

*ships in 25 one ton vats of new tofu for my new Tofu Fox chain of restaurants*

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Hey, watch it mate...I mean...vat do you zink you are doooing?! I'm gonna write you up, ya!

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[TR273]

Time for a change of tactics. *sneaks up on Kathleen*

*hugs!* Help out your predator friend pretty please? No hard feelings!
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*Kathleen thinks hard.*
Hmm, well no hard feelings....



....but nope.
*Pounces*

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[Ravofox]

*Kathleen thinks hard.*
Hmm, well no hard feelings....



....but nope.
*Pounces*
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Looks like I'm gonna write you up tooou!

*writes both prey up, and then tickles them with the quill*

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[Simo]

*giggles and tosses away the citations as construction crews build Tofu Fox restaurants across Vulpine Valley*

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[TR273]

*Giggles as well, then turns the citations into bedding.*
Thanks
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[Ravofox]

*giggles and tosses away the citations as construction crews build Tofu Fox restaurants across Vulpine Valley*

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*Giggles as well, then turns the citations into bedding.*
Thanks
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Oof, did scandal ist very breaking my sweet Australian...I mean Austrian heart, ya!

*calls in the heavies: a bull, a bear and a kangaroo*

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[TR273]

Oof, did scandal ist very breaking my sweet Australian...I mean Austrian heart, ya!

*calls in the heavies: a bull, a bear and a kangaroo*

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So that's two herbivores and one who is easily distracted by honey.
*Points the heavies to a meadow and a cluster of trees with honey in them.*
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