Predators and Prey

[ben909]

*gives a VEGETARIAN PREY POINT*

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<insert hunting of soybeans>

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-9?

 

[metatherat]

<insert hunting of soybeans>

Are these sentient soybeans :O

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[Cosmic-FS]

*looks at mouseburger suspiciously*
I bet that is a tofumouseburger :3

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Nope, it was made with a real mouse with blood, a soul, and everything. He even had a family. I made them watch (OvO)

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[ben909]

Are these sentient soybeans :O

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possibly, but they are NPCs

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[ben909]

Nope, it was made with a real mouse with blood, a soul, and everything. He even had a family. I made them watch (OvO)

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totally not doing that with the current alive sheep


... although are miceburgers really made of only one mouse?

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*uses a tiny mouse bone as a tooth pick*

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[ben909]

*uses a tiny mouse bone as a tooth pick*

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uses larger bone as a knife... what i am trying to not waste things

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[metatherat]

Nope, it was made with a real mouse with blood, a soul, and everything. He even had a family. I made them watch (OvO)

I bet you are lying to make yourself seem cool. You actually spend every night petting mice and kissing them and feeding them tofu mouseburgers. *nodnod*

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[ben909]

I bet you are lying to make yourself seem cool. You actually spend every night petting mice and kissing them and feeding them tofu mouseburgers. *nodnod*

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depends on the mice... i use a lot of dedenne for electrical parts on my subs

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[metatherat]

*uses a tiny mouse bone as a tooth pick*

I bet that is a "mouse bone" because it belongs to one of the many mice you secretly live with :3

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[ben909]

.. . gets annoyed at phone for giving me black friday adds in-between pvp alerts

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[metatherat]

*gifts @Cosmic-FS a subscription to VEGETARIAN OWL MONTHLY*

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[ben909]

grows meat in a lab

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[metatherat]

.. . gets annoyed at phone for giving me black friday adds in-between pvp alerts

Ugh, phone ads. Luckily we can block those over here

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[Cosmic-FS]

I bet you are lying to make yourself seem cool. You actually spend every night petting mice and kissing them and feeding them tofu mouseburgers. *nodnod*

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Nope, it's all true. The children of that mouse I ate are all orphans and are living in an orphanage, which I am currently planing to bulldoze to make room for a new executive swimming pool.

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[ben909]

Ugh, phone ads. Luckily we can block those over here

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they are emails... and sometimes i need them, but antivirus software should really not be sending you adds...(some are warnings about scam sites)

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[metatherat]

grows meat in a lab

Now there is a smart solution! And this means that predation is no longer necessary.
*PREY VICTORY FOREVER*

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[ben909]

hunts fish

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[Cosmic-FS]

*loud predatorial birb noises*

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[metatherat]

Nope, it's all true. The children of that mouse I ate are all orphans and are living in an orphanage, which I am currently planing to bulldoze to make room for a new executive swimming pool.

I bet you are secretly living with the completely unrelated orphanages in that orphanage. Every night you let the little mice climb on and in your feathers, laughing hysterically as their little mouse feet tickle you :3

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[ben909]

builds pools in summoned land

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[metatherat]

*loud predatorial birb noises*

*notices that the predatorial birb noises sound strangely preyful <3*

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[ben909]

wonders if owls have predators

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[metatherat]

builds pools in summoned land

Wait, you can summon land? *imagines very successful landscaping supply store*

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[ben909]

Wait, you can summon land? *imagines very successful landscaping supply store*

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we have done this in plenty of rounds... although its mostly oceans


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