Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*offers the Austrian fox one of my all new Tofu-Made Vienna Sausages*

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[Ravofox]

*offers the Austrian fox one of my all new Tofu-Made Vienna Sausages*

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Gross!!!

So that's two herbivores and one who is easily distracted by honey.
*Points the heavies to a meadow and a cluster of trees with honey in them.*
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Blast! Ok, I'll send a Volf!

Charlie!!!

(pic by @ChickenThief )

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[Simo]

*sneaks the chickens out of the wolf's bag and fills it with silken tofu*

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[Ravofox]

*sneaks the chickens out of the wolf's bag and fills it with silken tofu*

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*Charlie gets mad, throws the tofu out, and puts the skunk in the bag instead*

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[Simo]

Hissssssss!

*chews out of the bag with my sharp skunk teeth and tap Charlie on the shoulder such that he jumps seeing my raised tail*

*sprays wolf*

With the sensitive noses they have that'll keep him busy!

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[Ravofox]

*Ravo 'Fuchs' in the meantime has slipped away out of sight, and is watching the scene giggling, munching on popcorn chicken*

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[TR273]

*Ravo 'Fuchs' in the meantime has slipped away out of sight, and is watching the scene giggling, munching on popcorn chicken*

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Dun Da Dun Dun!

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[Simo]

*catches the scent of @Ravofox and follows the trail to the giggling chicken munching fox*

*sneakily replaces the popcorn chicken with normal popcorn*

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[Ravofox]

Dun Da Dun Dun!
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Gah!!! You gave me a fright there! Now I have to pickup my popcorn chicken!

*catches the scent of @Ravofox and follows the trail to the giggling chicken munching fox*

*sneakily replaces the popcorn chicken with normal popcorn*

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Waaaaait......

Grrrrrrr!!!!

*steals money from the prey and runs to KFC*

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[TR273]

*steals money from the prey and runs to KFC*

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STOP! You violated the law!

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[Keefur]

By eating prey animals, predators are helping out vegetarians. Prey animals are stealing your vegetables.

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[Ravofox]

By eating prey animals, predators are helping out vegetarians. Prey animals are stealing your vegetables.

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Exactly!!! They should praise us!
Without us those mammoths and rabbits would have stomped over all the crops!

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[TR273]

I buy my vegetables.
*Contemplates bringing legal action for this slander, while out grocery shopping.*
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[Keefur]

I buy my vegetables.
*Contemplates bringing legal action for this slander, while out grocery shopping.*
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Yes, but without predators, there wouldn't BE any vegetables. The prey animals would EAT them ALL!!!

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[A Minty cheetah]

Been at a car show all day today, but now I'm here to administer a
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[TR273]

Well I'll just...

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(Nice new icon by the way)

 

[A Minty cheetah]

Cheers! I finally got a ref sheet sorted so now I can commission some arts!!!
Compliments won't stop the impending
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[TR273]

Cheers! I finally got a ref sheet sorted so now I can commission some arts!!!
Compliments won't stop the impending
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Well that would take the fun out of all this.
*Turns up the heat*
(I wish it was a bit warmer it's bloody Baltic up here)
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[Keefur]

*Turns down the heat* I like the cold.

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[TR273]

*Turns it back up, breaks the knob off the thermostat.*
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[A Minty cheetah]

*empties tipper truck full of ice, dropping the temp by
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[Keefur]

*Bites through the wires for the heater*

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[TR273]

*Sets the tipper truck on fire*
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[Keefur]

*Sets the tipper truck on fire*
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*Uses the fire to cook steaks*

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[ManicTherapsid]

*joins the barbeque*

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