Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Well, lets see, we have the partially tofued @Ravofox attempting to ninja the disco dancing mouse while @Tazmo sips beverages.
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[A Minty cheetah]

*moonwalks in, tripping over ones own feet and faceplanting the floor*
I'll leave the dance-off to those with actual coordination!
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[Sarachaga]

*moonwalks in, tripping over ones own feet and faceplanting the floor*
I'll leave the dance-off to those with actual coordination!
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Coordination? What's this?!

Flaps around on the dance floo

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[Simo]

*breaks out with ninja moves*

Right! This means war!!!

*can't resist those biscuits though*

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Oh no @Ravofox 's been injured in the war!

*wheels him into the field ER*

*Dr. S. Skunk examines the poor fox*

Nurse! An IV of tofu stat! It's our only hope!

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[TR273]

Oh no @Ravofox 's been injured in the war!

*wheels him into the field ER*

*Dr. S. Skunk examines the poor fox*

Nurse! An IV of tofu stat! It's our only hope!

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(Since I don't have an IV picture yet...)

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(Meh close enough)

 

[Sarachaga]

(Since I don't have an IV picture yet...)
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(Meh close enough)

That's right, pour that tea straight into his veins!

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[Keefur]

Let's roast a pig! Anyone got an apple to put in his mouth?

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[Simo]

Let's pretend to roast a Saber tooth!

*wedges a large melon in his maw*

*pounds his fists on the ground laughing and giggling*

Kitties are funny!

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[Tyno]

meat
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[Sarachaga]

meat
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No!

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[Keefur]

Let's pretend to roast a Saber tooth!

*wedges a large melon in his maw*

*pounds his fists on the ground laughing and giggling*

Kitties are funny!

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*Slices melon into thirds* If you roast me... you have to eat me.

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[xremeidiot]

Does the hospital that has the vixen maid with the tea treat allergy sufferers? At least all this sneezing makes me an undesirable tickling target...
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[Tazmo]

*gives u zyrtec* you have to ask the mouse for the magic tea

 

[Ravofox]

hmmmm, now I have an irresistible urge to eat tofu!!!

*Steals all @Simo's tofu, running off giggling*

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[Simo]

hmmmm, now I have an irresistible urge to eat tofu!!!

*Steals all @Simo's tofu, running off giggling*

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*appears behind the counter of a roadside Maryland-Fried-Tofu Stand*

Tofu did you say? We got plenty more, and only $10 a bucket!

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[Ravofox]

*appears behind the counter of a roadside Maryland-Fried-Tofu Stand*

Tofu did you say? We got plenty more, and only $10 a bucket!

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$10?!

That's way too much! Give it to me free or I go back to chicken!

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[Simo]

Free????

Alright, you can have it for 50% off...only $5!!!!

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[Ravofox]

Free????

Alright, you can have it for 50% off...only $5!!!!

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Fine...as long as I get that big watermelon too

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[Simo]

Fine...as long as I get that big watermelon too

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Oh....alright!!!

Also, the Tofu comes with a free bottle of hot sauce (not to be used on chicken, duck, or other succulent, juicy game birds, roasted to a delicate golden brown):

Weel, better pack up the stand...closing time, and bedtime for the skunk.............be a good fox!

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[Ravofox]

Oh....alright!!!

Also, the Tofu comes with a free bottle of hot sauce (not to be used on chicken, duck, or other succulent, juicy game birds, roasted to a delicate golden brown):

Weel, better pack up the stand...closing time, and bedtime for the skunk.............be a good fox!

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Ah! Thank you sir!

Don't worry, I've got a class now, and I'll be as innocent as can be

Be a good skunk!

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[Keefur]

@Ravofox ... come join the dark side of the predators. We have bacon cheeseburgers!

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[TR273]

Does the hospital that has the vixen maid with the tea treat allergy sufferers? At least all this sneezing makes me an undesirable tickling target...
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What do you mean?
You're a very desirable tickling target.
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[Keefur]

*Offers @TR273 a burger*
It has bacon!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*waves frantically *
I heard bacon!!!
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[TR273]

*Waves hand around*
This isn't the bacon you are looking for.
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