Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

@Ravofox ... come join the dark side of the predators. We have bacon cheeseburgers!

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Oooooooooh…...OK!!

*Gobbles it up*

*Waves hand around*
This isn't the bacon you are looking for.
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You sure? *drools*

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[A Minty cheetah]

All bacon is the bacon that preds are looking for!
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[Ravofox]

All bacon is the bacon that preds are looking for!
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*High-fives* spot on!!!

Come on, let's catch that warthog over there!

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[TR273]

Unless I miss my guess that would be 'Warty McBruiser' the heavyweight boxing champion. Well this could get interesting...
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[Ravofox]

Unless I miss my guess that would be 'Warty McBruiser' the heavyweight boxing champion. Well this could get interesting...
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Pffff, no matter! *cracks knuckles* brain over brawn!

*gets a lasso*

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[A Minty cheetah]

*High-fives* spot on!!!

Come on, let's catch that warthog over there!

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Woo, you're on!
*gives chase to warthog*
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[Ravofox]

Woo, you're on!
*gives chase to warthog*
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Right behind ya!

*Lassos the warthog*

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[TR273]

Pffff, no matter! *cracks knuckles* brain over brawn!

*gets a lasso*

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Ol' Warty floats like a butterfly and stings like... Well like a falling safe filled with lead.
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[Ravofox]

Ol' Warty floats like a butterfly and stings like... Well like a falling safe filled with lead.
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YIKES!!!

*Gets out of the way just in time.*

@A Minty cheetah...a little help?

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[TR273]

YIKES!!!

*Gets out of the way just in time.*

@A Minty cheetah...a little help?

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*Puts on boxing promoter outfit.*
Alright gents, I want a nice clean fight.
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[A Minty cheetah]

*puts on boxing gloves*
Umm, I've never done this before...!
*feels nervous*
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[Ravofox]

*puts on boxing gloves*
Umm, I've never done this before...!
*feels nervous*
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*Gives you a pep talk*

Don't worry, you've got this. That warthog is tough but slow, show him how much of a 'spear' mint you are

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[TR273]

Hmm, two on one, well that doesn't seem fair.
*Calls Mrs Warty.*
She's a world pillow fight champion, harder than she sounds, her preferred method is to press the pillow to her opponent's face then punch them through it, technically it's still hitting them with the pillow.
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[A Minty cheetah]

*uses natural speedy ability to land a series of left-right jabs to the warthogs face and chin*
A-am I doing this right?
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[Simo]

If the warthog wins what happens to the loser?

*shudders*

I guess they probably have to become an unpaid maid up at Hog Hollow.

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[TR273]

*Ol' Warty grunts in irritation.*
I think you just annoyed him.
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[Ravofox]

*uses natural speedy ability to land a series of left-right jabs to the warthogs face and chin*
A-am I doing this right?
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Yes, yes you are!!!

*Dodges blows with quick moves, trying to tire the two ungulates*

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[TR273]

Yes, yes you are!!!

*Dodges blows with quick moves, trying to tire the two ungulates*

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*Pillow to the face!*
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[A Minty cheetah]

Oh sh-
*recieves a heavy hit right in the muzzle*
The piggy so strong, punchy face go bye-bye
*flops to floor, dazed*
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[TR273]

8, 9, 10 OUT!

*Ol' Warty didn't mean to hit you that hard, he helps you up then gives you a voucher for 'World Of Dentures' just in case.*
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[Simo]

I'll save you!

*jumps into ring and sprays the mean piggy*

Um...heh...I seem to be outta spray. Nice piggy! Why that sour look?

*flees from ring but gets fluffy tail tangled in the ropes*

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[Ravofox]

*Pillow to the face!*
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Aaaagh!!!! *uses hind legs to kick Mrs Warty off*

Hey piggies, there's a bad skunk over there!

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[Simo]

Aaaagh!!!! *uses hind legs to kick Mrs Warty off*

Hey piggies, there's a bad skunk over there!

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*points at Ravo*

Yep....disguised cleverly as a fox!

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[A Minty cheetah]

*staggers off to get teeth examined*
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[Ravofox]

*points at Ravo*

Yep....disguised cleverly as a fox!

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*Waves, smiling awkwardly* toodles

*sprints off*

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