Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*opens up an ice cream parlor and starts handing out frozen treats to all the little furs*

Little?! I am little! In fact, I am positively tiny! :3

 

[ben909]

Phish food is my favorite ice cream

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Ah, I see Arctic Fox Ice Cream™ has some competition!

Healthy competition? In my global corporate empire? I THINK NOT!!
*Birb Consumer Product launches a new line of mint chocolate chip ice cream to much fan fare*
It's A Minty Cheetah approved!!

*At the same time, rumors spread that Artic Fox mint chocolate chip ice cream is actually made with frozen mayonnaise mixed with green food coloring*

 

[ben909]

I have heard rumors of what is in the ‘vanilla’ bird ice cream so apparently there is a rapid counter rumor machine somewhere


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makes tuna and sammon flavored ice cream for water mammals and vaporeons


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also, makes mayonnaise flavored ice cream for the few that want that

 

[ben909]

Quotes ice cream related post from the fox thread

This fox is enjoying ice cream with a canine friend:

 

[Simo]

Healthy competition? In my global corporate empire? I THINK NOT!!
*Birb Consumer Product launches a new line of mint chocolate chip ice cream to much fan fare*
It's A Minty Cheetah approved!!

*At the same time, rumors spread that Artic Fox mint chocolate chip ice cream is actually made with frozen mayonnaise mixed with green food coloring*

Lies and slander!

*reads an artical in The New York Times, about rat 'parts' being found in Birb Consumer Products' entire "Ice Cream" line*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Is that supposed to be bad? No wonder they are so successful in PvP Land!

Personally I enjoy both ice creams.

*Is eating ice cream right as we speak*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Lies and slander!

*reads an artical in The New York Times, about rat 'parts' being found in Birb Consumer Products' entire "Ice Cream" line*

Of course. The Ratty Rocky Road is one of our most popular flavors. It's a favorite among the preds, especially among the strigiformes such as myself.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Okay, I remember that time I went to this place in Mexico, where they sold all kinds of sorbets and ice creams of all weird flavors.

Among the ones I tried were tequila sorbets, rose water sorbets and avocado sorbets. There was even octopus and shrimp ice cream!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I once had a dream where I found a furry themed ice cream parlor. All the employees wore cute ears and tails and all the ice cream names were furry puns. I think it was my first furry related dream, and it didn't even have any anthropomorphism in it.

 

[Simo]

Of course. The Ratty Rocky Road is one of our most popular flavors. It's a favorite among the preds, especially among the strigiformes such as myself.

Huh! Wait till @metatherat hears about this! There's gonna be a boycott in Rat River Junction!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Huh! Wait till @metatherat hears about this! There's gonna be a boycott in Rat River Junction!

I don't know. An organized boycott just doesn't seem ratty to me. Neither does organized anything. They would most likely try and brake in to the ice cream supply factory to pee on everything. But then we'd capture them and put them in the next batch of Ratty Rocky Road (^v^)

 

[metatherat]

Lies and slander!

*reads an artical in The New York Times, about rat 'parts' being found in Birb Consumer Products' entire "Ice Cream" line*

*extreme rat-gasp*
*monocle flies off eye*
I wonder where I even got that.... oh well :3

I don't know. An organized boycott just doesn't seem ratty to me. Neither does organized anything. They would most likely try and brake in to the ice cream supply factory to pee on everything. But then we'd capture them and put them in the next batch of Ratty Rocky Road (^v^)

Transformer! GO!

Birb Consumer Products' ice cream production was halted by a mysterious catastrophic event: The ice cream maker, which was to produce about 2 million pounds of the ice cream a day, abruptly halted production earlier this year after receiving two reports of unexplained explosions and an electrical fire. An investigation of the factory found that a large number of pipes in the freezer room exploded, and a fire was also found.
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Hm. How odd. Ah well. It was an act of Lord Rodent some random god I am sure :3

 

[metatherat]

I once had a dream where I found a furry themed ice cream parlor. All the employees wore cute ears and tails and all the ice cream names were furry puns. I think it was my first furry related dream, and it didn't even have any anthropomorphism in it.

Oh, missed this
This is super cute. Why do so many fellowfurs get cute furry dreams but I do not? Or rather, why does everyone else remember their dreams but I don't? I bet mine are extra furry, like super furry, fur all over the place! :I

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*extreme rat-gasp*
*monocle flies off eye*
I wonder where I even got that.... oh well :3

Transformer! GO!

Birb Consumer Products' ice cream production was halted by a mysterious catastrophic event: The ice cream maker, which was to produce about 2 million pounds of the ice cream a day, abruptly halted production earlier this year after receiving two reports of unexplained explosions and an electrical fire. An investigation of the factory found that a large number of pipes in the freezer room exploded, and a fire was also found.
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Hm. How odd. Ah well. It was an act of Lord Rodent some random god I am sure :3

*news reporter voice*
Our top story tonight: Infamous criminal, and leader of the anarchist gang "Mischief Ratz", Eugene R. Ratigus, also known as Lord Rodent, has been apprehended today by federal authorities. He was wanted on over two dozen charges related to the domestic terror attack on a local ice cream supply factory owned by Birb Consumer Products last week. The CEO of BCP had this to say:

"I'm just glad that this dangerous criminal has been captured and his reign of terror has ended. Justice will prevail and the people of Birb Borough can once again safely eat their delicious Birb Consumer Products brand ice cream."

Eugene Ratigus was apprehended thanks to the tiring efforts of a dedicated law enforcement taskforce.

Now, the weather ...

 

[metatherat]

*news reporter voice*
Our top story tonight: Infamous criminal, and leader of the anarchist gang "Mischief Ratz", Eugene R. Ratigus, also known as Lord Rodent, has been apprehended today by federal authorities. He was wanted on over two dozen charges related to the domestic terror attack on a local ice cream supply factory owned by Birb Consumer Products last week. The CEO of BCP had this to say:

"I'm just glad that this dangerous criminal has been captured and his reign of terror has ended. Justice will prevail and the people of Birb Borough can once again safely eat their delicious Birb Consumer Products brand ice cream."

Eugene Ratigus was apprehended thanks to the tiring efforts of a dedicated law enforcement taskforce.

Now, the weather ...

The next day the headquarters of Birb Consumer Products mysteriously repeatedly exploded, causing serious damage to several buildings, including an office tower and a warehouse used for warehouse deliveries and an industrial building. The company was soon bought out by a rival, and the factory was shut down by the government and forced to operate as an art gallery. The fire was believed to have been caused by an electrical fault in the electrical power plant, and the government ordered the demolition of the entire facility. As a result of the fire, the buildings in the area became uninhabitable, and the facility was never reopened. The following year, the city of Birb was declared a ghost town and its citizens are known as ghosts.
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Oh em gee. What a mysterious and completely non-suspicious accident :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

I once had a dream where I found a furry themed ice cream parlor. All the employees wore cute ears and tails and all the ice cream names were furry puns. I think it was my first furry related dream, and it didn't even have any anthropomorphism in it.

@Weirdo9018 must have been in your dream, hehe!

I don't know. An organized boycott just doesn't seem ratty to me. Neither does organized anything. They would most likely try and brake in to the ice cream supply factory to pee on everything. But then we'd capture them and put them in the next batch of Ratty Rocky Road (^v^)

It's funny that despite all the destruction that has ensued, we are still able to enjoy this delicious ice cream everyday.

*Eats more ice cream*

 

[Arishipshape]

*comes in to find reports of massive ice cream sabotage, explosions, and all around mischief*

...

Morality demands I try to ascertain the source of this carnage and property damage, and put a stop to it, but honestly I just feel helpless in the face of PvP’s madness. I’m tempted to resign my Knightly commission and join in the fun.
Wait...

Against silliness, are you, Ari? Are you sure this is the fandom for you? Ah, well. Maybe you will gradually get much sillier now that you are properly furry *rat-wink*

NOOOOO

 

[Izzy4895]

*jumps out of a Mischief Mobile with the rest of the mischief*
Eeehehe. You caught us :3
They're just so convenient to get around :3

YOU ARE AN OTTER AGAIN :O
*rat-gasp*
Yaay! I like your otter-self :3
*clings to your musky leg*

*rolls along, clinging to the otter-leg*
I agree! BROTTERWROTTER, UOAAAGH

A lot of rats have been hitching rides in off-road Mischief Mobiles so they can get to rats’ nest complexes in remote areas. In fact, I have heard of rats’ nests in an old barn at Fox Farms. The foxes there have taken extra yogurt to those very nests.

 

[FooFoo4230]

Oh dear... explosions. I wonder what caused these explosions?
Was it

Spoiler

greed and complete neglect of safety practices?

No, definitely not. Birb products have a good reputation for value!
(Also, yay, I’m going to be in a D&D campaign with some friends! Yes, some of them are furries. It’s going to involve satire and puns (somewhat like Terry Pratchett), politics (please don’t ban me! ), adventure on the seas, and a revenge plotline! I’ll be a ranger-type character, and not a DORF with a dead elf wagon, as shown below:

 

[metatherat]

*comes in to find reports of massive ice cream sabotage, explosions, and all around mischief*

...

Morality demands I try to ascertain the source of this carnage and property damage, and put a stop to it, but honestly I just feel helpless in the face of PvP’s madness. I’m tempted to resign my Knightly commission and join in the fun.
Wait...

NOOOOO

eehehe :3
Don't look so shocked. This was a foregone conclusion the moment you set a weird armored metal boot into these lands and joined us fuzzy animawls :3

A lot of rats have been hitching rides in off-road Mischief Mobiles so they can get to rats’ nest complexes in remote areas. In fact, I have heard of rats’ nests in an old barn at Fox Farms. The foxes there have taken extra yogurt to those very nests.

*messily (and very thankfully) eats yogurt in the barn*
Mmmh.... the foxies are so nice... :3

(Also, yay, I’m going to be in a D&D campaign with some friends! Yes, some of them are furries. It’s going to involve satire and puns (somewhat like Terry Pratchett), politics (please don’t ban me! ), adventure on the seas, and a revenge plotline! I’ll be a ranger-type character, and not a DORF with a dead elf wagon, as shown below:

Is this... a Dwarf Fortress RP? Or a RP set in a randomly generated Dwarf Fortress world, that takes its randomly generated histories and sites into account as far as lore goes? Because if so, my rat-hat is off to you :3
...or it would be, if I wore a rat-hat. I do not. It would get caught on things and fall off. *nodnod* :3

 

[Kope]

@Weirdo9018 must have been in your dream, hehe!


It's funny that despite all the destruction that has ensued, we are still able to enjoy this delicious ice cream everyday.

*Eats more ice cream*

Ha my ice cream place isn’t that cool

 

[Guifrog]

Ha my ice cream place isn’t that cool

But... it's an ICE CREAM place!!
*brings an @Arishipshape with my hot gloves on* There, he might help you. Cold and perfect for this, regardless of context

 

[ben909]

*comes in to find reports of massive ice cream sabotage, explosions, and all around mischief*

...

Morality demands I try to ascertain the source of this carnage and property damage, and put a stop to it, but honestly I just feel helpless in the face of PvP’s madness. I’m tempted to resign my Knightly commission and join in the fun.
Wait...

NOOOOO

This time i had nothing to do with the explosions

 

[ben909]

Classes are now finaly done for me, how is it for all of you that are still in school?