Yes and no, I mean... just keep a watch on @metatherat, he might lure you into his shenanigans! Which may be good, or bad, depending on your perspective. Personally, I think it has its benefits~ *munches on smol piece of cheese, which is big from his current perspective*
Yesyes, very exotic and unique! *nodnod*
Greetings! How goes your affairs?
Being warm-blooded and enjoying fireplaces are not rat exclusive things. And stop mangling the sacred calendar!
Quite well sir. Yours?
ARISQUEAKSHAAAAAAAAAAPE *runs for a hug on his bigbig paw*
Well... still not human, and the prospects of becoming so seem increasingly slim. The courtesy of assisting your fellows and the wiliness that goes with pursuing the ability to TF people seem to be mutually exclusive. Lost my title for trying to expose corruption on the Council, and am now currently debating whether to voluntarily spend some time as a rat, just to enjoy a classic winter human tradition (enjoying fireplaces). So. Not well.
NOOO NO TOUCHEY
Ah sounds like some unfortunate things sir.
Which incident is this?
I know of no such incident. And if I did, I would still claim not to know of it, as we do not speak of it.
(Still planning to apply, of course)
Oh, nothing to worry about, sweetheart!
This statement is a non sequitur and should be ignored.
Sweetheart?
Aw, but I have fur now, sweetheart!
*runs to the other side, where the new-born fox stands* DOMJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE @W@
Guifrog! *hugs*
Can’t be too careful.
*Giggles*
Hold up.
Thankee. Is google image, so must be changed at some point soonish, but for now it'll do
Many things have happened here, many of which I can speak of. Which would you prefer to hear about?
Why am I being called sweetheart? I have a feeling some dangerous toxins from gui have been at work, and I'm concerned as to their effect. What were you turned into?
“Sweetheart” is a stupid term used only in fictitious pasts that did not occur. If anyone tries to convince you that I’ve ever used the term without the utmost jest, they are scurvy curs and wretched scoundrels, not to be believed. I’ve had... an encounter or 2 with Guifrog’s hallucinogens, but they don’t TF (unless I’m suffering major amnesia).