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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Honestly, the council sucks. Knights suck...

*nodnods*

They claim to be protectors, but dont fight for the civil liberties of the minority.
HEY
The Council indeed sucks, as evidenced by their revoking my knightly title. But knights in general are an exceedingly honorable bunch, who’s job it is to literally defend the defenseless. You take that back.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
HEY
The Council indeed sucks, as evidenced by their revoking my knightly title. But knights in general are an exceedingly honorable bunch, who’s job it is to literally defend the defenseless. You take that back.
'Honorable bunch' Pfft, to me they just hide behind silly titles. To me? A real knight is somebody who does that without a council lording over them.
 

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
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ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Gee, if only there were someone like that around. *coughs*
I know right!

But instead we have you... kicking me into a wall...

(Just in character though. You're an awesome person and I love you platonically because your silly knight order doesn't like gay people!)
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
I would love to attend the wedding. You two make a beautiful couple!
OF COURSE you're invited!! All of PvP, the LPW and related FAF nations are important to me, specially in such occasion!

WEDDING DRESS!? ABSOLUTELY!! It needs to be BEAUTIFUL!! POOFY AND TO DIE FOR!!!
OH I'M SO HUMBLED YOUR HIGHNESS!! Thank you so much!!
I'm not much of a demanding type myself, so the colors, shapes and ruffles would be up to your creativity and much divine taste~

Wedding? Can i taste the wedding cake?
Of course!! You got me thinking though, there's a lot to prepare... We'd need a cook, a minister, decorations, music... I could probably take care of the latter, but only in my frog form I have musical mucus and fingertips to draw the finest melodies
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I know right!

But instead we have you... kicking me into a wall...

(Just in character though. You're an awesome person and I love you platonically because your silly knight order doesn't like gay people!)
Look, I can’t help it if I kick people who suddenly crawl up my pants! It’s kind of involuntary! If you were seriously injured I would have sought medical attention!

(Thank ye kindly. You’re not so bad yourself.)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
OF COURSE you're invited!! All of PvP, the LPW and related FAF nations are important to me, specially in such occasion!

Of course!! You got me thinking though, there's a lot to prepare... We'd need a cook, a minister, decorations, music... I could probably take care of the latter, but only in my frog form I have musical mucus and fingertips to draw the finest melodies
Am I invited? I’d love to assist in the production of such a jubilant affair. Who’s the lucky lady?
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
OF COURSE you're invited!! All of PvP, the LPW and related FAF nations are important to me, specially in such occasion!


OH I'M SO HUMBLED YOUR HIGHNESS!! Thank you so much!!
I'm not much of a demanding type myself, so the colors, shapes and ruffles would be up to your creativity and much divine taste~


Of course!! You got me thinking though, there's a lot to prepare... We'd need a cook, a minister, decorations, music... I could probably take care of the latter, but only in my frog form I have musical mucus and fingertips to draw the finest melodies
We need the best wedding dress! OwO YES!!!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Look, I can’t help it if I kick people who suddenly crawl up my pants! It’s kind of involuntary! If you were seriously injured I would have sought medical attention!

(Thank ye kindly. You’re not so bad yourself.)
(Well I'm just saying out of character I mean no literal offense. It's just for fun.)

Well, in my opinion we dont need knights. Self righteous know it alls that dont actually help. They just run around acting like they're better than everybody else dont listen to the people.
 

Universe

Most powerful dragon human hybrid in the universe
I wouldn't worry about it, rat life ain't so bad to live
Being fluffy like this, it still surprises me as I wake up... it's so warm. The whiskers are kinda uncomfy, and itchy. But I have a tail, which is awesome
Yeah, it has goods and bads. I can also give floofy hugs~
I thought I turned you back
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
Am I invited? I’d love to assist in the production of such a jubilant affair. Who’s the lucky lady?
HAHHAHAHHAAHAHHWYUNG@&#Y*VM@$H O*MY$aaoKSj,rnknsdkmrho8\(U$, you're hilarious!!
Now c'mon honey, are you done with the duel yet? Have you reserved the hotel for our honeymoon? Are we going to Fort la Latte? What do you mean you haven't bought alliances yet?!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
HAHHAHAHHAAHAHHWYUNG@&#Y*VM@$H O*MY$aaoKSj,rnknsdkmrho8\(U$, you're hilarious!!
Now c'mon honey, are you done with the duel yet? Have you reserved the hotel for our honeymoon? Are we going to Fort la Latte? What do you mean you haven't bought alliances yet?!
Who’s “honey”?
Ssaannttoo seems to have forfeit the duel by quitting, so I seem to have won. Now I’ve made it exceedingly clear where I stand on holy matrimony.
Are you saying you want me to be the chief planner for your wedding? I’ll gladly oblige, contingency planning was one of my specialties back at the academy. Who’s the bride, and what are her opinions about cakes?
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
-Offers for approval-

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Gorgeous, sublime, peaceful, make a list of all the qualities, that's gonna be it! Much appreciated. Do you think it's possible to adjust it to my current stature? Plus I feel like my body has grown a little to the sides after I was turned into a rat..

I thought I turned you back
They turned me back-back, Uni! Now c'mon, a wedding awaits and you're invited!!
 
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