Predators and Prey

[Skittles]

*horrified*
*doffs gown panickedly*

I AM A MASCULINE MALE! NO DRESSES!

So am I -Winks seductively-
Now for the tiara!

 

[Arishipshape]

So am I -Winks seductively-
Now for the tiara!

Okay, evidently we have different ideas of masculinity, and that’s okay, it’s probably subjective, but MINE says NO FEMALE ORIENTED GARB

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I came as soon as I heard. WE'RE HAVING A WEDING?!?!?!?!!!!
*excited birb noises*

 

[Skittles]

Okay, evidently we have different ideas of masculinity, and that’s okay, it’s probably subjective, but MINE says NO FEMALE ORIENTED GARB

Well. I do flounce from one gender to the other quite successfully and have successfully surprised a therapist with this revelation! It was amazing!

 

[Arishipshape]

Well. I do flounce from one gender to the other quite successfully and have successfully surprised a therapist with this revelation! It was amazing!

Okay, whatever, you do you! But stay away from me with those measuring tapes!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*starts work on the wedding pastries*

 

[Skittles]

Okay, whatever, you do you! But stay away from me with those measuring tapes!

Oh darling~

I got the measurements. >:3

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh darling~

I got the measurements. >:3

BURN THEM AT ONCE! Surely this constitutes illegal search and seizure!
*attempts to grab and shred measurements*

 

[Skittles]

BURN THEM AT ONCE! Surely this constitutes illegal search and seizure!
*attempts to grab and shred measurements*

-Holds out of reach- Ubububub! I need these. How else am I going to make you look GORGEOUS! AND MANLY!

 

[Arishipshape]

-Holds out of reach- Ubububub! I need these. How else am I going to make you look GORGEOUS! AND MANLY!

Mutually *jumps* exclusive *reaches* adjectives!
Damn it, I can’t leap with this armor on!
*lightbulb*
Good luck getting it off me. *smirks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

-Holds out of reach- Ubububub! I need these. How else am I going to make you look GORGEOUS! AND MANLY!

After you uh.. finish @Arishipshape could you maybe do me? I dont wanna be a bother.. but I wanna look pretty?

 

[ben909]

Can’t talk because phone is foggy and have to do things with famaly, but want to comment on this... maybe later

 

[Arishipshape]

Can’t talk because phone is foggy and have to do things with famaly, but want to comment on this... maybe later

Save me! Explain how cross-species can’t possibly sustain matrimony!

After you uh.. finish @Arishipshape could you maybe do me? I dont wanna be a bother.. but I wanna look pretty?

Look! Another customer! A willing one! Surely @Skittles will find that more appealing?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Look! Another customer! A willing one! Surely @Skittles will find that more appealing?

No, no, no!

I can wait my turn!

*Sits down in waiting chair.*

 

[Guifrog]

*horrified*
*doffs gown panickedly*

I AM A MASCULINE MALE! NO DRESSES!

Dude I honestly thought you were a basket case, but thank axolotls our Queen has the hands of a fairy, DON'T YOU DARE TREATING YOUR GOWN LIKE THAT!!
You're so pretty, sweetheart, like a gift!! <3

*starts work on the wedding pastries*

YES!!! We have a cook!!! PURRFECT
This is all going on so fast. I highly appreciate it! *nodnods of approval, then nodnods of habit*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Mutually *jumps* exclusive *reaches* adjectives!
Damn it, I can’t leap with this armor on!
*lightbulb*
Good luck getting it off me. *smirks*

*sprays you with my hose so your armor rusts away*

 

[Skittles]

After you uh.. finish @Arishipshape could you maybe do me? I dont wanna be a bother.. but I wanna look pretty?

Absolutely! OwO anyone of any gender should feel pretty atleast once!

Mutually *jumps* exclusive *reaches* adjectives!
Damn it, I can’t leap with this armor on!
*lightbulb*
Good luck getting it off me. *smirks*

I have a can opener. Failing that. A candle in the right spot should do the trick!

 

[Arishipshape]

No, no, no!

I can wait my turn!

*Sits down in waiting chair.*

Cmon, be all impatient! I’m sure that’s a very, er, ratty trait?

Dude I honestly thought you were a basket case, but thank axolotls our Queen has the hands of a fairy, DON'T YOU DARE TREATING YOUR GOWN LIKE THAT!!
You're so pretty, sweetheart, like a gift!! <3

My—I‘ve never, ever even come close to owning any garb even within the same genre as THAT admittedly quite fashionable piece.
Never refer to me as “pretty” again. You’re making me nauseous.

 

[Arishipshape]

I have a can opener. Failing that. A candle in the right spot should do the trick!

Oh, are you trying to kill me? Very well. An honorable death would be preferable.

*sprays you with my hose so your armor rusts away*

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*the water freezes*

*laughs*

 

[Skittles]

-Gets out the can opener-

 

[Arishipshape]

-Gets out the can opener-

*holds (wooden) shield high*
Away, fiend!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Oh, are you trying to kill me? Very well. An honorable death would be preferable.

Someone's getting cold feet. Luckily as your best man it is my job to make sure you don't run off.
*ties you down while Skittles fits you for your dress*

 

[Arishipshape]

Someone's getting cold feet. Luckily as your best man it is my job to make sure you don't run off.
*ties you down while Skittles fits you for your dress*

MY FEET ARE ALWAYS COLD! I NEVER APPOINTED A BEST MAN! LET! ME! GO!
*bites at ropes*

 

[Cockynoob666]

Cits the rope he is stuck in

 

[Cosmic-FS]

MY FEET ARE ALWAYS COLD! I NEVER APPOINTED A BEST MAN! LET! ME! GO!
*bites at ropes*

Of course you appointed a best man, don't your remember? I threw you that extravagant stag party with all the exotic dancers. Though you did get really drunk that night and got into a lot of crazy shenanigans so maybe you don't remember. Just don't look at that tattoo on your shoulder.