Predators and Prey

[Cockynoob666]

there are 15 arrows in a mag.
you can have at most 4 mags

 

[ben909]

there are 15 arrows in a mag.
you can have at most 4 mags

has 20 in my sniper... 64 in my sgm... you lie

 

[Arishipshape]

there are 15 arrows in a mag.
you can have at most 4 mags

*is too busy escaping to learn about magazines*

Hey, a new corridor! Could this be the exit?

 

[Cockynoob666]

so glacion, wana try out this new modernized crossbow? that would be 300 gold, these are not cheap

 

[ben909]

Has eevee built weapons for way less

 

[Arishipshape]

so glacion, wana try out this new modernized crossbow? that would be 300 gold, these are not cheap

Oh, is this how those vendors get into dungeons in RPGs?

Has eevee built weapons for way less

 

[Cockynoob666]

has 20 in my sniper... 64 in my sgm... you lie

u know how long arrows are?

 

[ben909]

Shows off smg built for a jolteon

 

[Cockynoob666]

Oh, is this how those vendors get into dungeons in RPGs?

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these crossbows just went in production only 1 year ago

 

[Cockynoob666]

oh and I forgot this is very modular, u can add attachments to make the gun better in sertant situations

 

[Cockynoob666]

no im not a vendor, im a solder

 

[ben909]

u know how long arrows are?

Yes, but it varries by the bow or crossbow... oddly i fit the default measurement in rl for a modern bow


You are talkijg about a crossbow and not just calling a firearm a crossbow to get him to listen?

 

[Arishipshape]

(Alas, I must go for dinner. Don’t have too many shenanigans without me!)

 

[Cockynoob666]

so what do u think glacion, wana test it?

 

[Arishipshape]

Yes, but it varries by the bow or crossbow... oddly i fit the default measurement in rl for a modern bow


You are talkijg about a crossbow and not just calling a firearm a crossbow to get him to listen?

(That’s what I thought was happening too lol)

 

[Cockynoob666]

Yes, but it varries by the bow or crossbow... oddly i fit the default measurement in rl for a modern bow


You are talkijg about a crossbow and not just calling a firearm a crossbow to get him to listen?

no, this is an alternative to firearms, even though they are fire arms by law (the laws for bows and etc are very similer to laws about firearms)

 

[ben909]

no, this is an alternative to firearms, even though they are fire arms by law (the laws for bows and etc are very similer to laws about firearms)

Air guns?

 

[Cockynoob666]

you mean aircraft?

 

[ben909]

you mean aircraft?

Guns powered by air pressure, some are considered firearms

 

[Cockynoob666]

oh, that's still firearms just with a different mechanism

 

[ben909]

oh, that's still firearms just with a different mechanism

no fire, or burning of any chemical propellent, one only needed pump

 

[Guifrog]

There are so many things wrong with this I can barely list them all. But I can give it a go:

1. I’m obligated by contract with the Council to remain heterosexual if I wish to remain (or, re-become) a Knight (in order to facilitate the saving of damsels in distress).
1a. I am, in fact, of my own free will and volition, heterosexual anyways.
1b. Incompatible anatomies means that biological heirs will be out of the question, meaning that any children I do acquire will not be recognized as mine by the Council and will not be eligible to all the benefits the title of “Knight” would ordinarily entail.

2. @Guifrog is a rat, and I am not.
2a. Guifrog is naturally a frog, and I am not,
2b. I’m attempting to avoid as much TF as possible, so these are likely not to be rectified.

3. Guifrog secretes hallucinogenic drugs 24/7, preventing physical contact if I’m to remain an upstanding citizen, much less a Knight.
3a. I cannot simply decide I’m totally down for drugs even if I wanted to, because every time I do them, something horrifying happens. For example, the last few hours.

4. @Skittles, @Cosmic-FS and co. seem to be under the impression that I am not particularly masculine and as such would be entirely fine with donning a dress. I am not.
4a. Why would I even wear a dress, in the event I have a wedding I will be the groom and as such will be wearing a tux, or even better, full armor (so I don’t get assasinated).
4b. I do not want to wear a dress, masculinity dismantlement and irregularity of the position as groom notwithstanding!

5. I never proposed.
5a. Neither did Guifrog.

6. They knocked me out and kidnapped me.

7. Before this point, I did like Guifrog, as a friend. Now I’m not even sure that much is the case.

I’d rather die a virgin and heirless than suffer the utter, abject affront to all that is holy and right that this is.

...why did I waste all this escaping time compiling a pointless list?

*runs*

Awwwwwww you're already thinking of our children! How precious is that! I do wonder what kinda hybrids will be generated from this!

Now, every couple has their setbacks. How about we try and give our lil' froglaceons gender neutral names, to get at least one problem out of the way? Iceous, Akira, Winter, Frankie, Arifrog... I'm specially fond of Arifrog!

 

[Cockynoob666]

firearms are called firearms because people in the past during war, would shout "FIRE!" before shooting at the enemy

 

[ben909]

Awwwwwww you're already thinking of our children! How precious is that! I do wonder what kinda hybrids will be generated from this!

Now, every couple has their setbacks. How about we try and give our lil' froglaceons gender neutral names, to get at least one problem out of the way? Iceous, Akira, Winter, Frankie, Arifrog... I'm specially fond of Arifrog!

they would be eevee probably... depending on who was the mother in the calculation

 

[Cockynoob666]

I mean when we have hybrids of all sorts, robotic furrys going a round, I can see OFFSPRING OF ANYTHING really.