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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
...art thou attempting to frame me? Thou shan’t succeed. My moral character is firmly established.
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Anybody please help!

I'm but a child, he is doing naughty things to me!

(Just fyi, i'm an adult.)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
How dare you! You’ll force me to actually deal damage if you keep this baseless slander up.
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He's threatening me now!

Help!

*Cowers in fear.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Indeed I am, but any jury would agree that mere threats are proportionate retribution to the false testimony you’ve wrought! This is your final warning! Cease thy treacherous lies!
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He wants to step on me!


Aghhh!

*Runs around with arms above head.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
lenago said:
Morning everybody how is everyone in this fine da *gets it by Icy wind*
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He did it!

He's a violent criminal! He hurt the innocent!!!

Waaaaaaaaaa!!
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Oh shove off you know that was pointed at you now sit still
*uses Icy Wind again*
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I am so fast, fast like a ninja!

*Backflips off of wall, runs into icy wing.*
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
I am so fast, fast like a ninja!

*Backflips off of wall, runs into icy wing.*
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Indeed, you are as dishonorable and as deceitful as a ninja. Consider the uncomfortable cold your just comeuppance for attempting to frame me via false testimony.

Do all rats disregard honor, justice, and the truth? Nearly all I’ve met or read about don’t even come close to Lawful or Good! I’d hate to devolve to speciesism but it almost feels justified at this point.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Indeed, you are as dishonorable and as deceitful as a ninja. Consider the uncomfortable cold your just comeuppance for attempting to frame me via false testimony.

Do all rats disregard honor, justice, and the truth? Nearly all I’ve met or read about don’t even come close to Lawful or Good! I’d hate to devolve to speciesism but it almost feels justified at this point.
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*Shivers.*

S-spe-eciest k-knight... All knights.. brr, claim honor... B-b-b-but spit in its face!
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*Shivers.*

S-spe-eciest k-knight... All knights.. brr, claim honor... B-b-b-but spit in its face!
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I’m merely pondering whether speciesism is justified. I have not committed it. But you’re making it tempting.

WHEN HAVE I SPAT IN HONOR’S FACE

Additionally, slight technicality: I’m not a Knight at this juncture. So even if you somehow deceive yourself into thinking I am anything less than noble and pure, it wouldn’t reflect on other Knights as I’m not currently bearing the title.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Additionally, slight technicality: I’m not a Knight at this juncture. So even if you somehow deceive yourself into thinking I am anything less than noble and pure, it wouldn’t reflect on other Knights as I’m not currently bearing the title.
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Soo knights are r-r-r-really honorable?

*I say shivering profusely, my entire body shaking. My small body doesn't make much body heat.*

Y-y-you just got -e-e-ejected?
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
Soo knights are r-r-r-really honorable?

*I say shivering profusely, my entire body shaking. My small body doesn't make much body heat.*

Y-y-you just got -e-e-ejected?
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I was ejected for trying to expose the corruption on the Council! Again, I ask: when have I violated the codes of honor and chivalry?!

...*starts to show slight concern for Ssaannttoo’s health*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
I was ejected for trying to expose the corruption on the Council! Again, I ask: when have I violated the codes of honor and chivalry?!

...*starts to show slight concern for Ssaannttoo’s health*
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You-you.. you froze me out of spite?
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
You-you.. you froze me out of spite?
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I froze you for giving false testimony about me, maligning my honor, and calling me a “violent criminal”! I even gave you proper warning!
Arishipshape said:
Indeed I am, but any jury would agree that mere threats are proportionate retribution to the false testimony you’ve wrought! This is your final warning! Cease thy treacherous lies!
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ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
I froze you for giving false testimony about me, maligning my honor, and calling me a “violent criminal”! I even gave you proper warning!
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Telling somebody you're going to punch them in the face, before punching them in the face isn't honorable. I am unarmed!

*Shows tiny rat hands.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
You sully your own honor by attacking one who is sharing their mind! Shame on you!

(Again, this is all just in character, I really really like you and mean no actually offense to you.)
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
Telling somebody you're going to punch them in the face, before punching them in the face isn't honorable. I am unarmed!

*Shows tiny rat hands.*
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I gave you ample time and opportunities to retract your lies. You instead continued with them. Framing me is a worse crime than merely some physical discomfort, so I’m not even giving you retribution your crimes deserve! I am entirely justified in using non-lethal force. Giving you no warning would’ve been dishonorable, but I didn’t,.
ssaannttoo said:
You sully your own honor by attacking one who is sharing their mind! Shame on you!

(Again, this is all just in character, I really really like you and mean no actually offense to you.)
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“Sharing your mind”? You’re utilizing lies to persuade others that I am attempting to assault you for no good reason!! That’s not “sharing your mind”, that’s slander and bearing false witness! You’re violating the ninth commandment!

(Same)
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
I am little rat! What harm can I do to a big knight like you! You use that as an excuse to bully the weak and innocent!
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You can testify against me. Your word is supposed to hold weight, thus equalizing the ordinarily huge power gap between the large and the small. The beauty of courts is “equal justice under the law”, regardless of size or ability in battle. But you’re violating the sacred institution by speaking falsehoods! If we cannot trust people’s words, then all that exists is power. Then, only dragons and other huge creatures would have any say in what goes down! I don’t want that! Do you want that?

And I’m NOT BULLYING YOU
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
You can testify against me. Your word is supposed to hold weight, thus equalizing the ordinarily huge power gap between the large and the small. The beauty of courts is “equal justice under the law”, regardless of size or ability in battle. But you’re violating the sacred institution by speaking falsehoods! If we cannot trust people’s words, then all that exists is power. Then, only dragons and other huge creatures would have any say in what goes down! I don’t want that! Do you want that?

And I’m NOT BULLYING YOU
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He's trying to tell the teacher he isn't a bully!

I need a big kid!
 
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