ben909
vaporeon character != mushroom characters
“This
icepix brought an ice pick to the ice wedding?”

Now you’re just trying to cheese me off.You’re not worth it
*exhales slowly*Hmmm you're a cool furry and it's ice to meet you?
Awww, that’s adorable. Too bad it’ll go to waste, as I’m not sure what ice wedding you’re referring to.“This icepix brought an ice pick to the ice wedding?”
Tsk tsk tsk. Now you’re just trying to make me mad.You’re not worth it
Okay :3*exhales slowly*
Okay, perhaps we haven’t met. I’m, not, supposed to be furry. Or ice. I was a human Knight in body, and remain so in spirit, so perhaps showing me a little respect would be a great boon for me.
Thank ye.Okay :3
Hell no.*Perks up.*
Cheese?
*Perks up.*
Cheese?
Oh, cheese!offers cheese in a suspicious looking device
Thank ye.
*rounds on everyone else*
SEE!? HE GETS IT! WHY CAN’T Y’ALL
You started it! I wasn’t glaring at anyone—WAIT THAT WAS ANOTHER ICE PUNWell if you stopped with that icy stare we would
What’s the cryo legionnaire? It better not have anything to do with ice (though the first part of their name makes that unlikely).*Insert cryo legionnaire unit quotes*
they may or may not want you to join them
*Perks up.*
Cheese?
Oh, A totally not a trap machine? Sounds legit.yes, cheese (you can pick cheddar, swiss, or provolone) now walk into the totally not a trap machine
With all this antagonism, I’m starting to consider it... Though what I’m spared in ice puns I’ll receive five-fold in marriage jokes, so I suppose I’ll pass. Thank ye for the offer.(briefly logged in at work)
*scurries in, looks about confusedly*
Okay.... I have a feeling a lot of things have taken place in my absence. Well, at any rate, does anyone want any RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION? I'm sure whatever problems anyone is having can be solved with RAT TRANSFORMATION *nodnod*
...or if they can't, at least you will be a rat, which is of course an improvement *nodnod*
*holds out RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION hopefully*
Rat transformation....? Anyone? Get your rat transformation here, this way for rat transformation. :3
Hey, you know what would really seem respectful? Transforming into a rat in the name of respect.Okay :3
I see you dislike cheese. You know what would help you enjoy cheese more? Rat transformation.Hell no.
I see you like cheese. You know what would help you enjoy cheese even more? Rat transformatio- oh, right.*Perks up.*
Cheese?
I see you like, uh, suspicious devices. So, uh. Rat transformation, how about it.offers cheese in a suspicious looking device
A unit from c&c red alert 3 that freezes targets with a v shaped beam that can no longer attack when frozen, they also make the targets very weak for leveling up your shotgunnersWhat’s the cryo legionnaire? It better not have anything to do with ice (though the first part of their name makes that unlikely).
*walks away being the bigger dragon*Now you’re just trying to cheese me off.
*exhales slowly*
Okay, perhaps we haven’t met. I’m, not, supposed to be furry. Or ice. I was a human Knight in body, and remain so in spirit, so perhaps showing me a little respect would be a great boon for me.
Oh, you got me all wrong. I love cheese, I just don’t want Ssaannttoo to have any.I see you dislike cheese. You know what would help you enjoy cheese more? Rat transformation.
*holds out RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION hopefully*
I see. When I get Freeze-Dry, you are royally screwed.A unit from c&c red alert 3 that freezes targets with a v shaped beam that can no longer attack when frozen, they also make the targets very weak for leveling up your shotgunners
*isn’t a dragon, so by default you’re the bigger dragon**walks away being the bigger dragon*
Oh, you got me all wrong. I love cheese, I just don’t want Ssaannttoo to have any.
I see. When I get Freeze-Dry, you are royally screwed.
*isn’t a dragon, so by default you’re the bigger dragon*