Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

I’m a (was a) knight. Dragon-slaying is literally an academy course I took. Watch thy tongue.

 

[Arishipshape]

*cries* ;.=.;

*purses lips*
Okay, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you sad... It’s just, the rule is no touchey! It’s not that hard—I’m just gonna go party plan now

 

[ssaannttoo]

*cries* ;.=.;

It's okay, let me help. The mean knight won't hurt you.

*Hugs.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Learning to slay dragons is analogous to self defense, when you’re a Knight! Not speciesist!

 

[Universe]

*purses lips*
Okay, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you sad... It’s just, the rule is no touchey! It’s not that hard—I’m just gonna go party plan now

*curls up on the floor*

 

[Universe]

It's okay, let me help. The mean knight won't hurt you.

*Hugs.*

*purrs*

 

[ssaannttoo]

when you’re a Knight!

Soooooo you learn how to kill people because you're not them? Sounds very sketchy to me.

*purrs*

I know just what would make you feel better.

*Rubs belly.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Soooooo you learn how to kill people because you're not them? Sounds very sketchy to me.

I learn to kill people who would, if left unkilled, kill me!

...Thank you for comforting Universe though.

 

[Universe]

Soooooo you learn how to kill people because you're not them? Sounds very sketchy to me.


I know just what would make you feel better.

*Rubs belly.*

*giggles*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*giggles*

Glad you feel better.

 

[Universe]

Glad you feel better.

Eeeeeeeeeee

 

[Arishipshape]

sorry universe imma have tuh put uh hold on tha there parti due to unforseen mitigationary circumstances

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Oh my, there sure seems to have been a lot of activity here since I last popped in. I'm sure it was some very fascinating and engaging bet of light RP/playful banter that I will promptly ignore because I couldn't be bothered.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Hello PvP, it is I. Owl.

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh my, there sure seems to have been a lot of activity here since I last popped in. I'm sure it was some very fascinating and engaging bet of light RP/playful banter that I will promptly ignore because I couldn't be bothered.

hey at least look at my awesome meme i made

https://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/predators-and-prey.1649901/post-6927689

 

[Cosmic-FS]

hey at least look at my awesome meme i made

https://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/predators-and-prey.1649901/post-6927689

*pats your head*
It looks very good and I can tell you worked very hard on it (^v^)

 

[Arishipshape]

*pats your head*
It looks very good and I can tell you worked very hard on it (^v^)

*stupidly grins*

thanks borb

 

[Kope]

It's okay, let me help. The mean knight won't hurt you.

*Hugs.*

Ah a rat! *smacks* @metatherat is attracting diseased rodents again >=[

 

[Arishipshape]

Ah a rat! *smacks* @metatherat is attracting diseased rodents again >=[

now see here mister weirdo yew don know what real diseased rodents look like till you’ve fought the legendary ROUSs

 

[Kope]

It’s your fault my attack hit him! You should apologize!

Im on the noble knights side

 

[Kope]

now see here mister weirdo yew don know what real diseased rodents look like till you’ve fought the legendary ROUSs

Who dat? new phone

 

[Arishipshape]

Im on the noble knights side

ah thank ye though that might be just a slight tactical error as this knight is currently both incapacitated and *hic* not a knight

Who dat? new phone

*shrugs and giggles*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ah a rat! *smacks* @metatherat is attracting diseased rodents again >=[

Owie.

*Tears up while holding the side of my face.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Owie.

*Tears up while holding the side of my face.*

*gently grabs and protects Ssaannttoo*

hey no one smacks rats except me okay

 

[Arishipshape]

here you go little mousey i’m warm-blooded now so this shouldn’t be too uncomfortable

i kinda miss bein Glaceon tho TBH

the hair and the fur and the coolness

*giggles*