Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*gently grabs and protects Ssaannttoo*

hey no one smacks rats except me okay

Fank chu knight fren.

*Goes to hug, but stops.*

Personal boundaries...

 

[ssaannttoo]

here you go little mousey i’m warm-blooded now so this shouldn’t be too uncomfortable

i kinda miss bein Glaceon tho TBH

the hair and the fur and the coolness

*giggles*

And you yelled at us about our ice puns.

 

[Arishipshape]

Fank chu knight fren.

*Goes to hug, but stops.*

Personal boundaries...

aaaahh a rat of respect for the rules of no touchey clearly i was quite wrong about y’all

And you yelled at us about our ice puns.

wut

 

[ssaannttoo]

aaaahh a rat of respect for the rules of no touchey clearly i was quite wrong about y’all

us rats live very closely with one another, it's how we show love! But prickly humans dont like that.

 

[Arishipshape]

us rats live very closely with one another, it's how we show love! But prickly humans dont like that.

how dare you call me prickly i am exceedingly blunt
and i have a wee bit o experience as a rat so i know what im talkin bout

 

[ssaannttoo]

how dare you call me prickly i am exceedingly blunt
and i have a wee bit o experience as a rat so i know what im talkin bout

Well..

*Airhugs.*

Affetction!

*Makes rainbow gesture.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Well..

*Airhugs.*

Affetction!

*Makes rainbow gesture.*

airfection

 

[Arishipshape]

*examines RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

should i or shouldn’t i
heeheeheehee

 

[Universe]

sorry universe imma have tuh put uh hold on tha there parti due to unforseen mitigationary circumstances

*cries*

 

[Arishipshape]

*cries*

sorry pal can’t be helped

*gives comforting pats*

 

[Universe]

sorry pal can’t be helped

*gives comforting pats*

*hiccups and continues to cry*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*hiccups and continues to cry*

Universe? Can I sit on your head please?

 

[Universe]

Universe? Can I sit on your head please?

Yes

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes

*Crawls up body, sits on head.*

It'll be okay buddy.

*Patpat.*

 

[Universe]

*Crawls up body, sits on head.*

It'll be okay buddy.

*Patpat.*

Nobody appreciates me

 

[ssaannttoo]

Nobody appreciates me

I appreciate you.

You're awesome.

 

[Arishipshape]

Nobody appreciates me

hey i appreciate you imma throw you parti soon as i aint dronk af

*begins epic milk quest*

 

[Guifrog]

Nobody appreciates me

*clings to your leg*

hey i appreciate you imma throw you parti soon as i aint dronk af

*begins epic milk quest*

Dayumn, you are high as a cloud, so in case it helps some, you'll need a cow for that. Go find a cow as you gain EXP in the way

 

[Arishipshape]

*clings to your leg*

Dayumn, you are high as a cloud, so in case it helps some, you'll need a cow for that. Go find a cow as you gain EXP in the way

a
coooow
like those big black spotted thingies
haven’t seen any cows on faf
HEEEY
ANY COWS AROUND
I CAN MILK YOU
wait i need a bucket first
*dons hard hat, goes mining*

FOUND IRON—oh its just these worthless yellow rocks

 

[Yakamaru]

Aaaand I want a large glass of ice cold milk now. Thank you, random internet friendo.

 

[Arishipshape]

Aaaand I want a large glass of ice cold milk now. Thank you, random internet friendo.

r u a cow

 

[Yakamaru]

r u a cow

Mooooooo~

Wait.. Uh, I mean no?

 

[Arishipshape]

Mooooooo~

Wait.. Uh, I mean no?

damn you kinda look and sound like one
or maybe its the psychoactive drugs
do you have milk? i can trade these valuable pebbles i found in the mine
*offers handful of gravel, with a hiccup/giggle*

 

[Yakamaru]

damn you kinda look and sound like one
or maybe its the psychoactive drugs
do you have milk? i can trade these valuable pebbles i found in the mine
*offers handful of gravel, with a hiccup/giggle*

Unfortunately I cannot offer any milk. All I have are two Monsters, a box with canned Cola and some ice cream.

Oh, and tree fiddy.

 

[Arishipshape]

Unfortunately I cannot offer any milk. All I have are two Monsters, a box with canned Cola and some ice cream.

Oh, and tree fiddy.

does ice cream count as milk for the purpose of status effect healing