Predators and Prey

[Universe]

Uhhhhhhhh *passes out*

 

[Cockynoob666]

Ur a latex... and its spreads fast

 

[Arishipshape]

Or because you're part animal now. Things smell stronger, please do keep up.

*Hands cup of tea.*

*bats tea away*

Oooor I’m NOT and you’re just in on the conspiracy! Yes, you’re all in on it! All out to try to ruin whatever shred of sanity I still have! But I’m too tough for you! Much mental fortitude still remains! Yes, I shall never crack!

 

[Universe]

*wakes up and blasts through the latex*

 

[Lenago]

*sniffs cup*
*gags*

God, that’s the strongest tea—ooooh I get it my brain’s trying to convince me this is all real with a heightened olfactory sense! But I’m too clever for me. I see right through my self-deception. Heheehee, nice try, me!

*pinches your tail*

Still think ya dreaming?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*bats tea away*

Oooor I’m NOT and you’re just in on the conspiracy! Yes, you’re all in on it! All out to try to ruin whatever shred of sanity I still have! But I’m too tough for you! Much mental fortitude still remains! Yes, I shall never crack!

Suit yourself, dont enjoy some hospitality.

*Sips my own cup.*

*Eats a crumpet.*

 

[Cockynoob666]

Your now one with the latex.... there is no resist surrender.... or i wouod do it the hard way

 

[Arishipshape]

*pinches your tail*

Still think ya dreaming?

OOW

NO it’s not a dream, it’s a feverish, nightmarish hallucination! Those can still hurt! *backhand slaps you*

Suit yourself, dont enjoy some hospitality.

*Sips my own cup.*

*Eats a crumpet.*

I’ll need rations for the sail home! Gimme those—
*takes plate of crumpets*

 

[Universe]

*drinks dragon transformation potion* ah I am a dragon once more

 

[Cockynoob666]

Gerrrr drops banana bomb

 

[ben909]

Evades the latex using skills learned from evadinf latex tf agents on da over the years

 

[Universe]

Gerrrr drops banana bomb

*smacks it away*

 

[ssaannttoo]

OOW

NO it’s not a dream, it’s a feverish, nightmarish hallucination! Those can still hurt! *backhand slaps you*

I’ll need rations for the sail home! Gimme those—
*takes plate of crumpets*

You... stole... my... CRUMPETS!?

*Turns into 12 foot tall werefox.*

 

[Cockynoob666]

Gah! Explodes

 

[ben909]

Gerrrr drops banana bomb

takes the bananas you

 

[ben909]

Gah! Explodes

if this was the bomb

Falls back before getting up

 

[Arishipshape]

You... stole... my... CRUMPETS!?

*Turns into 12 foot tall werefox.*

Pffft. As if I could be frightened at this juncture.
*runs*
*trips*
*examines digitigrade legs curiously*
*wiggles toes*
Seems this feverish dream is one of the more vivid ones. Very well! *tosses plate of crumpets back* I’ll find my own supplies, vile creature!

 

[Lenago]

OOW

NO it’s not a dream, it’s a feverish, nightmarish hallucination! Those can still hurt! *backhand slaps you*

I’ll need rations for the sail home! Gimme those—
*takes plate of crumpets*

Ow!

Why you *kicks you in the knee*

 

[ben909]

Pffft. As if I could be frightened at this juncture.
*runs*
*trips*
*examines digitigrade legs curiously*
*wiggles toes*
Seems this feverish dream is one of the more vivid ones. Very well! *tosses plate of crumpets back* I’ll find my own supplies, vile creature!

offers stolen bananas after checking them for toxins and more explosives

 

[ssaannttoo]

Pffft. As if I could be frightened at this juncture.
*runs*
*trips*
*examines digitigrade legs curiously*
*wiggles toes*
Seems this feverish dream is one of the more vivid ones. Very well! *tosses plate of crumpets back* I’ll find my own supplies, vile creature!

*Strangles you against a wall, a deep voice that is not my own replies.*

Never. touch. crumpets.

*Tosses.*

*Gingerly picks up, and dusts off each crumpet.*

*Sits back in chair, crushes it.*

 

[Universe]

Pffft. As if I could be frightened at this juncture.
*runs*
*trips*
*examines digitigrade legs curiously*
*wiggles toes*
Seems this feverish dream is one of the more vivid ones. Very well! *tosses plate of crumpets back* I’ll find my own supplies, vile creature!

*Walks over and injects you with a sedative*

 

[ben909]

*Strangles you against a wall, a deep voice that is not my own replies.*

Never. touch. crumpets.

*Tosses.*

*Gingerly picks up, and dusts off each crumpet.*

*Sits back in chair, crushes it.*

records big fox mode

 

[Cockynoob666]

Respawns.... i hate universe

 

[ben909]

*Walks over and injects you with a sedative*

i have a med bay in my sub to bring him to the island

 

[Arishipshape]

Ow!

Why you *kicks you in the knee*

*keels over, only to be grabbed by—*

*Strangles you against a wall, a deep voice that is not my own replies.*

Never. touch. crumpets.

*Tosses.*

*Gingerly picks up, and dusts off each crumpet.*

*Sits back in chair, crushes it.*

*goes bug-eyed*
Yessir. Never touch the crumpets, sir.
*shakey salute*

*Walks over and injects you with a sedative*

*immediately collapses*