metatherat
Really ratty rat
*looks at RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION thoughtfully**camera cutaway to my prone, multi-drugged form*

*looks at RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION thoughtfully**camera cutaway to my prone, multi-drugged form*
He's wearing 'girl' clothes now, and he really, really doesn't like it.*looks at RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION thoughtfully*
Ahah! I hope so too! 2020 was a......hecka bad year. In theory, if it's better, I'll personally give 2021 a cake and a thank you.Yep! Let's hope 2021 will turn out to be a bit nicer than 2020 did!
Although this year was actually a great year for me. But, you know, not everyone was as lucky...
He's wearing 'girl' clothes now, and he really, really doesn't like it.
What the heck happened to you?*camera cutaway to my twitching, prone, multi-drugged form*
*puts a novelty pair of 2021 glasses and a colorful paper crown on your unconscious body**camera cutaway to my twitching, prone, multi-drugged form*
*camera cutaway to my twitching, prone, multi-drugged form*
He's wearing 'girl' clothes now, and he really, really doesn't like it.
*pokes @Arishipshape experimentally with a rat-claw*but its fur
What the heck happened to you?
*none of what I said contradicted that.*actually you are tied down to a bed in a sick bay with sensors attached to you
What the heck happened to you?
*in a messy, jagged scrawl, an Braixen maniacally tries to write*
Knight’s(?) log, maybe Wednesday, IDEC
The last 24 hours have been, by far, the worst of my life. I have been drugged, married, and transformed multiple times, all against my will. I came to on a boat in the middle of a wedding ceremony, barely able to piece together how I’d got there. then, dozens of lunatics tackled me and forced an undoubtedly evil magical artifact ring onto my finger. When I finally managed to escape, I was attacked by multiple monsters of varying sizes (one frog-like thing and one fox-like thing). Now, I myself am a fox, the antithesis of every value that I hold dear. With fur in a dress pattern. (I dropped my stash of TF potions in the ocean during the struggle.) FUR. IN A FUCKING—
I only write this utter humiliation down in order to make for a hilarious story when I’m back home. I’ve seen a few children’s books where the author claims to have gone on wacky adventures, and I believe those authors may have had similar drug-induced hallucinogenic experiences to my own. While mine have been naught but torment, maybe some other soul may find the absurdity mildly entertaining. I myself am doubting whether or not any of these events actually came to pass, or whether nothing’s really happened ever since I set foot on this accursed island. Perhaps there is some hallucinogenic drug in the air, and this is all in my head. That wouldn’t explain the difficulty I’ve had writing this (literally: paws don’t make particularly good writing equipment), but perhaps my fingers are merely shaking from extreme vitamin deficiency and excessive intoxication. It also seems to have affected my brain: I almost started to *the next few lines are scribbled out*
But all this is at an end now: i’ve constructed a raft, and will return to reality and the main-land posthaste. May my voyages have fair winds and a calm sea.
*shoves raft out*
*begins rowing with stick*
*immediately sinks*
NOOOOOOOOOO
*eats the cake*Ahah! I hope so too! 2020 was a......hecka bad year. In theory, if it's better, I'll personally give 2021 a cake and a thank you.
*puts a novelty RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in your unconscious mouth**puts a novelty pair of 2021 glasses and a colorful paper crown on your unconscious body*
*gags**puts a novelty RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in your unconscious mouth*
*gags*
*eats the cake*
*eats the thank you*
*puts a novelty RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in your unconscious mouth*
(and with that, I must go)
*scurries off to find the sub's pantry. subs have pantries, right?*
Oh my.many things, the laying down tied down is my subs medic
*Blinks* Well......that happened! Maybe Meta is 2021 then?*eats the cake*
*eats the thank you*
*puts a novelty RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in your unconscious mouth*
(and with that, I must go)
*scurries off to find the sub's pantry. subs have pantries, right?*
Well golly! That......that is some horrendous events indeed! In the current time, I shall send out a search party to look for the fair....ex Braixen knight?.....either way it goes, I'm coming!*none of what I said contradicted that.*
Oh my.
*Blinks* Well......that happened! Maybe Meta is 2021 then?
Well golly! That......that is some horrendous events indeed! In the current time, I shall send out a search party to look for the fair....ex Braixen knight?.....either way it goes, I'm coming!
Are ya sure? If one should suffer, lest it be on some island, I'd rather not let them do it alone. It betrays my very train of thought and honor as a whole to let this fair warrior set out on such perilous ideals....alone.she knows what she is doing(have not finished the character completely)
Are ya sure? If one should suffer, lest it be on some island, I'd rather not let them do it alone. It betrays my very train of thought and honor as a whole to let this fair warrior set out on such perilous ideals....alone.
*if I was conscious, I’d respond to your kindness like so*Are ya sure? If one should suffer, lest it be on some island, I'd rather not let them do it alone. It betrays my very train of thought and honor as a whole to let this fair warrior set out on such perilous ideals....alone.
Still, I can't idly sit by! That's a pal of mine! I shan't sit by and do nothing!The espeon was a doctor as a human
... and the sub has a sick bay
Meta is still being held in the air for trying to put a rat tf potion on him...Still, I can't idly sit by! That's a pal of mine! I shan't sit by and do nothing!
Can I at least be there with him? To comfort? That is the very least I can ask. For my pal and knight, I wish to deliver this act of kindness, as a favor for all his kind times to me. It's my request that I wish to fulfill. From one honorable individual, to another.Meta is still being held in the air for trying to put a rat tf potion on him...
Can I at least be there with him? To comfort? That is the very least I can ask. For my pal and knight, I wish to deliver this act of kindness, as a favor for all his kind times to me. It's my request that I wish to fulfill. From one honorable individual, to another.
I'm a Zorua. There are plenty of ways I could've got on the sub....but I won't tell them in fear you'll patch that.still unsure how everyone got on the submarine... but without fast travel...
There is a waiting room
, also he has an iv as well
I'm a Zorua. There are plenty of ways I could've got on the sub....but I won't tell them in fear you'll patch that.
But yes, I'll wait in the waiting room. But if he moves, so do I.