Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

“That is espeons choice and there are still drugs in your body”

lets you part of the way up so you can sit up but not leave the bed, you stick is bandaged to your tail

Thank you—
*notices stick*
???
The frik is this doing here?

*yanks stick*
*it lights on fire like a match*

OH CRAP CRAP

*rapidly blows it out*

 

[ben909]

Thank you—
*notices stick*
???
The frik is this doing here?

*yanks stick*
*it lights on fire like a match*

OH CRAP CRAP

*rapidly blows it out*

the fire goes out, but your breath did not really seem to be the reason

 

[Lenago]

Thank you—
*notices stick*
???
The frik is this doing here?

*yanks stick*
*it lights on fire like a match*

OH CRAP CRAP

*rapidly blows it out*

Ohh neat, can you do that again with this?
*gives you a stick with a marshmellow*

 

[metatherat]

Look mouse. You tricked me once. It ended in an internet addiction and hours of lost time. T'will not happen again, sir.

You're already on the internet! You might as well be on the internet while being monstrously hirsute! And also a rat. *rat fingerguns*

 

[Arishipshape]

the fire goes out, but your breath did not really seem to be the reason

*visible confusion*
W-why’d you tape a stick to me, doctor?

Ohh neat, can you do that again with this?
*gives you a stick with a marshmellow*

*bug eyes*
Maybe?? I mean you might have to take the marshmallow off??

 

[TR273]

*disappears*
*massive explosion resounds in the distance*
*reappeares*
It is done master. I have fulfilled my task

*In the distance comes a faint rumbling noise, it is getting louder and nearer. Suddenly a nearby hill is flattened by a tide of red tape, legislation, printing works pencils, parchment, ink, and more bureaucracy than you can shake a stick at. The tidal wave comes to a halt surrounding all the players, already new rules are pouring forth from the newly formed bureaucratic engine.*
*Picks one up,*
Apparently it is now mandatory to wear a large leek on one's shirt every Thursday...
*Glares at you then hands you a dustpan and brush.*
You caused this one, you clean it up.
*Stomps off to find a cup of tea.*

 

[Lenago]

*visible confusion*
W-why’d you tape a stick to me, doctor?

*bug eyes*
Maybe?? I mean you might have to take the marshmallow off??

No, thats the point, i want to eat a yummy burned marshmallow~

 

[ben909]

*In the distance comes a faint rumbling noise, it is getting louder and nearer. Suddenly a nearby hill is flattened by a tide of red tape, legislation, printing works pencils, parchment, ink, and more bureaucracy than you can shake a stick at. The tidal wave comes to a halt surrounding all the players, already new rules are pouring forth from the newly formed bureaucratic engine.*
*Picks one up,*
Apparently it is now mandatory to wear a large leek on one's shirt every Thursday...
*Glares at you then hands you a dustpan and brush.*
You caused this one, you clean it up.
*Stomps off to find a cup of tea.*

refuses to follow mouseland rules and threatens to terrorize npcs

 

[Arishipshape]

No, thats the point, i want to eat a yummy burned marshmallow~

Would—would you want gooey marshmallow innards in your fur? I don’t know how long I’m stuck like this...

 

[Domjoe414]

You're already on the internet! You might as well be on the internet while being monstrously hirsute! And also a rat. *rat fingerguns*

*suspicion*
WHy in the cosmos would I want to be a rat??

 

[Lenago]

Would—would you want gooey marshmallow innards in your fur? I don’t know how long I’m stuck like this...

....but i'm hungry...

 

[Arishipshape]

....but i'm hungry...

*lights my own stick*

*cooks your marshmallow*

 

[ben909]

....but i'm hungry...

tries to start a campfire...
Fails, but we are on a submarine anyway

 

[TR273]

refuses to follow mouseland rules and threatens to terrorize npcs

They just respawn anyway.

*Types*
Set_NPC_ALL\Essential 1
Set_NPC_ALL\Fearless 1

 

[Lenago]

*lights my own stick*

*cooks your marshmallow*

Thanks!

*noms on the marshmallow*

 

[metatherat]

*suspicion*
WHy in the cosmos would I want to be a rat??

Yogurt tastes better as a rat. *crosses forelegs, leans back while nodding smugly*

 

[Arishipshape]

Thanks!

*noms on the marshmallow*

*slight suppressed smile*
You’re welcome...

 

[ben909]

Goes to gallery, taking a long way so meta cannot track me and gets stuff, then serves subs on a submarine

 

[Guifrog]

Is @Guifrog haveing withdrawal from his own toxins?

T̴̫̋̒̉y̵̲̺̺̓ͅp̴̢̲̌͑̔i̸͈̙̟̅ç̵̙̯̱̓̇̾̾a̸͓̻̖͊͘l̴͓̄͗͛̔ ̷͎̮͔͒͊f̵̠̾̎̽͝r̶̤͑̋o̸̯͊̐̎͝g̵̪̒̎ ̶̪̭̗͓͑́̂̅d̸͓̐ȧ̴̛͉̙͚y̵̰̹̑̀̉̊~ úwù

Yogurt tastes better as a rat. *crosses forelegs, leans back while nodding smugly*

And make for very refreshing pools!

 

[metatherat]

Goes to gallery, taking a long way so meta cannot track me and gets stuff, then serves subs on a submarine

*eager graspy rathands*

 

[ben909]

Passes out the food

 

[Lenago]

Passes out the food

Food? Whats on the manu?

 

[ben909]

Food? Whats on the manu?

just subs to have on the submarine

 

[Lenago]

Ohh..

 

[ben909]

Before anyone says otherwise i will remind you my tf agents cannot survive in food