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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Now I see what you did! :p
But we're still married, and there were pictures~
Dude! No way. Can I see, can I se, Can I SEE PLEASEE!!
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*wraps 2020 in latex and throws it in the garbage*
*Places the garbage in concrete, wraps the concrete in lead, covers the lead in asphalt, places the whole thing in hazardous materials barrels. Buries the barrels a mile deep in a geologically stable zone in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Places biohazard warning signs along with, 'Toxic waste, do not dig, beware of the leopard!' signs.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*puts an axe through whatever electronic device you utilized*
I’ll pay you back, I’m just trying to prevent the posting.

Wait, I was human at the time! Nobody would recognize me!
...So long as I didn’t TF back. Damn it!
Dats what you getsht.

Owie.. Can I have some ice to shuck on prease? It will make my tongue feel better.
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(What was I supposed to do? Not have the hyped up milk work?)

HEY NO TOUCHEY
*flails about*
*grabs tongue and pulls away*
(Not exactly sure)

plots to start the first round of 2020 tomorrow (for me) so i am asking if we want to pick a time
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Dats what you getsht.

Owie.. Can I have some ice to shuck on prease? It will make my tongue feel better.
FOR WHAT?! WHAT SIN HAVE I COMMITTED
With your icy glare? Or whatever you touch that ends up being frozen?
I know what ice can do either way so I'm not giving ya, no! ùwú
*smirks* Good luck getting too close now. I can finally be rid of your drug induced shenanigans!
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
*puts an axe through whatever electronic device you utilized*
I’ll pay you back, I’m just trying to prevent the posting.

Wait, I was human at the time! Nobody would recognize me!
...So long as I didn’t TF back. Damn it!
Two things!
First, the posting has already happened, smashing my phone doesn't unpost it..
And two...
You owe me a new phone...
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Two things!
First, the posting has already happened, smashing my phone doesn't unpost it..
And two...
You owe me a new phone...
Damn it!
*offers you gold bar* this should more than cover it...
Even if you pay it back, it was still cold of you...
It was colder of her to post it in the first place!
Ah!

*Covers big long sensitives ears.*

prease no shouting.. my ears hurt... and so do my tongue.
GET OFF ME
*yanks harder*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*winces*
Oh, I’m sorry, I, assumed you were like, intentionally holding on... uhhh.... anybody got some fire lying around? Maybe a heater?
Wrhy would I be holding my tongue here! When you yanked the first time and my tongue didn't move!?

Ow..

I'm never going to be able to taste tea again ;~:
 
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