Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Spray me harder mommy Ah~

*Places you in a box, ships you to Siberia*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Places you in a box, ships you to Siberia*

Oh mm-m-mommy.. S-so-soo cold here.. Oh Little baby boy likies~

(If its too much please tell me to stop.)

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh mm-m-mommy.. S-so-soo cold here.. Oh Little baby boy likies~

(If its too much please tell me to stop.)

*disgusted look*

Ship me there, I’ll show him real cold. *hops in box*

 

[metatherat]

lol. i've asked a few people and they all said no. Am I crazy or something? Or do I smell?

Well, I'd join you, but that sounds suspiciously like effort. Most unratty. *nodnod*

*pokes head in*
Any weak or innocent need defending? No? Okie then—
*retreats into hovel with a door slam*

Oh! I do! I need defending! I am dying.... of a lack of yogurt! :3

A totally invalid victory, by the way. We don't have rounds during New Year's Eve and New Year's day.

*You enter @Thrashy's tavern to find out they don't recognize your victory, but still invite you to a New Year's celebratory beer*

But they just had a round, which logically means that we do, in fact have rounds during New Year's day. QED.
*pushes square nerd glasses up on rat nose*
*they fall off, because they are clearly made for a vastly bigger anthro animal*
....pretty sweet glasses, huh! I found them under a dumpster :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh! I do! I need defending! I am dying.... of a lack of yogurt! :3

Sorry, I’ve got a masochist to de-masochize. Your request will be processed in the order received.
*duct tapes box from within*

 

[Pygmepatl]

But they just had a round, which logically means that we do, in fact have rounds during New Year's day. QED.
*pushes square nerd glasses up on rat nose*
*they fall off, because they are clearly made for a vastly bigger anthro animal*
....pretty sweet glasses, huh! I found them under a dumpster :3

Yes, we just had a round, an invalid one!

Hahaha!

 

[metatherat]

Sorry, I’ve got a masochist to de-masochize. Your request will be processed in the order received.
*duct tapes box from within*

Okay. Just be sure to cart over a ton of yogurt after you are done with... that thing. :3

Yes, we just had a round, an invalid one!

Hahaha!

I'll make you an invalid. *stares at your Achilles tendon while licking incisors*
....is what I would be saying right now, were I a mean predator instead of a nice prey. Eeehehe :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'll make you an invalid. *stares at your Achilles tendon while licking incisors*
....is what I would be saying right now, were I a mean predator instead of a nice prey. Eeehehe :3

I could make you a sight invalid too, with a spray in the eyes you wouldn't know what to bite. But I'll let this one pass, since you told such a good joke about "nice prey".

 

[Arishipshape]

Okay. Just be sure to cart over a ton of yogurt after you are done with... that thing. :3

*raises eyebrow*
*cuts box open with sword*
Tell you what. How much yogurt for a non-rat-transformation potion commission?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sorry, I’ve got a masochist to de-masochize. Your request will be processed in the order received.
*duct tapes box from within*

o-o-o-oh A package.
*opens.*

 

[Arishipshape]

o-o-o-oh A package.
*opens.*

Surprise, matriachal impregnator!
*uses Icy Wind*

 

[metatherat]

I could make you a sight invalid too, with a spray in the eyes you wouldn't know what to bite. But I'll let this one pass, since you told such a good joke about "nice prey".

*frumpy rat-pout*

*raises eyebrow*
*cuts box open with sword*
Tell you what. How much yogurt for a non-rat-transformation potion commission?

It depends! What kind of rodent transformation are we talking about here? Hamsters are extra, they're mean. :I

 

[Pygmepatl]

*frumpy rat-pout*

*Giggles*

 

[Arishipshape]

It depends! What kind of rodent transformation are we talking about here? Hamsters are extra, they're mean. :I

Why do I even—
Actually I’m curious now. Squirrels?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Surprise, matriachal impregnator!
*uses Icy Wind*

W-w-w-w-what?

*SNeezes.*

Ug.

 

[Arishipshape]

W-w-w-w-what?

*SNeezes.*

Ug.

That cold enough for ya?

 

[metatherat]

Why do I even—
Actually I’m curious now. Squirrels?

Squirrels are nice. A tub of vanilla yogurt will do. Or two tubs of some other, lesser yogurt. *nodnod*

 

[Arishipshape]

Squirrels are nice. A tub of vanilla yogurt will do. Or two tubs of some other, lesser yogurt. *nodnod*

Perfect.
*searches Siberia for grocery stores*
...might be here a while

 

[ssaannttoo]

That cold enough for ya?

Y-y-y-y-yyyes daddy~ Ss-sss-soo cold daddy~

 

[Arishipshape]

Y-y-y-y-yyyes daddy~ Ss-sss-soo cold daddy~

*attempts to strangle you*
WAIT CRAP NO
*just uses Icy Wind again*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*attempts to strangle you*
WAIT CRAP NO
*just uses Icy Wind again*

*Eyes go fuzzy, my lips turn blue.*

M-mmore....

 

[Arishipshape]

*Eyes go fuzzy, my lips turn blue.*

M-mmore....

Actually I’ve got a better idea.
*drags you back by the ears*

*chucks you through the window at @Thrashy’s tavern, near the fireplace*

*acquires vanilla yogurt*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Actually I’ve got a better idea.
*drags you back by the ears*

*chucks you through the window at @Thrashy’s tavern, near the fireplace*

*acquires vanilla yogurt*

Oh, oh so warm daddy~ Thank you for being so kind to you little kit daddy~

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh, oh so warm daddy~ Thank you for being so kind to you little kit daddy~

*smacks you with the yogurt pail before delivering it to @metatherat*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*smacks you with the yogurt pail before delivering it to @metatherat*

*Clunnk.*

O-ow.. W-w-why are you..

*Lip quivers, eyes go shiny.*

A-are you so, so mean daddy!

*Cries like a huge baby. Entire tavern stops and stares daggers at you.*