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Predators and Prey

metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Arishipshape said:
*smacks you with the yogurt pail before delivering it to @metatherat*
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*perks up immediately at the smell of yogurt*
Eee! Yogurt! And it just happens to be vanilla, my favourite flavor.
Here, take this SQUIRREL TRANSFORMATION POTION.
*gives SQUIRREL TRANSFORMATION POTION*
Also, once you feel like upgrading to a glorious rat, the pinnacle of evolution, feel free to just say the word :3
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
*Clunnk.*

O-ow.. W-w-why are you..

*Lip quivers, eyes go shiny.*

A-are you so, so mean daddy!

*Cries like a huge baby. Entire tavern stops and stares daggers at you.*
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*purses lips*
yeah I deserve this. Apologies for my impulsivity.
*exits in shame*
metatherat said:
*perks up immediately at the smell of yogurt*
Eee! Yogurt! And it just happens to be vanilla, my favourite flavor.
Here, take this SQUIRREL TRANSFORMATION POTION.
*gives SQUIRREL TRANSFORMATION POTION*
Also, once you feel like upgrading to a glorious rat, the pinnacle of evolution, feel free to just say the word :3
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Actually, I dropped my emergency RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONs in the drink a few days ago. Could I have a few?
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
C-c-can you..

*Sniffles.*

Kiss it better daddy?
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*rude gesture and door slam*
metatherat said:
Yes. You absolutely may. May you make a happy rat. And transform a bunch of other things into happy rats, that's fine too :3
*gives a GIFT BOX OF 20 RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS*
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Ooh, that’s a lot! Thanks!
*coats arrows in RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
metatherat said:
*scurries in, pets foot comfortingly*
Aww, don't be sad. Have some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
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D-d-daddy was mean to me.


*RUbs head.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*storms back in*
I’m not your father! I’m nobody’s father! And not “Nobody” in the Odysseus sense either!
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D-dadda?

*Holds arms out for hug.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*storms back in*
I’m not your father! I’m nobody’s father! And not “Nobody” in the Odysseus sense either!
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(lmao, I'm dying here.)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
You wouldn’t want to hug me.
...wait no you do damn it
NO! We’re barely acquaintances! Besides, have you forgotten the cardinal rule? NO! TOUCHEY!
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Arishipshape said:
You wouldn’t want to hug me.
...wait no you do damn it
NO! We’re barely acquaintances! Besides, have you forgotten the cardinal rule? NO! TOUCHEY!
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D-daddy.. this strange rat guy is trying to solicit me into a gang.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
Oh, don’t worry, this gang’s great. I myself have joined it on multiple occasions! Once even willingly! Go on, try it out.
AND I’M NOT YOUR FATHER
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If I join will I be cool like my daddy?
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
I’m not sure, I’ve never met your father. Besides, coolness is not inherent to what gangs you join or what species you may be. True coolness comes from within.
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You're really cool dad!
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Arishipshape said:
I’m not sure, I’ve never met your father. Besides, coolness is not inherent to what gangs you join or what species you may be. True coolness comes from within.
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Or being naked in Antarctica....

....don't ask how I know that....

(OOC, Sally has lead an interesting life)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
I believe you made a grammatical error there. I shall be a cool father at some unspecified point in the future. But thank ye kindly for the compliment!
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Can I please hug you? Just one daddy? I know you dont like it, but I wanna show you I love you!
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
ssaannttoo said:
Can I please hug you? Just one daddy? I know you dont like it, but I wanna show you I love you!
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But why do you love me? What have I ever done for you? I certainly haven’t, I don’t know, raised you, participated in your creation, or done anything else that might be attributed to a father.
TR273 said:
Or being naked in Antarctica....

....don't ask how I know that....

(OOC, Sally has lead an interesting life)
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Hmm, I should try that sometime. Maybe it unlocks some secret Glaceon Super Saiyan form or something.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
But why do you love me? What have I ever done for you? I certainly haven’t, I don’t know, raised you, participated in your creation, or done anything else that might be attributed to a father.
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I love you!

*Pulls piece of paper out of my pocket and hands it to you. It is a very poor drawing of a fox and a very poor drawing of a glaceon holding hands with the fox. There is an arrow to the fox that says 'me' and there is an arrow to the glaceon that says 'dadie."

(OOC: If this is weird lemme know, I just think it's a funny bit.)
 
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