Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

I love my daddies!

*Shows Gui the old picture that has been modified with a very poorly drawn frog holding the fox's hand. there is an arrow pointing to it that says dadie x2

 

[Arishipshape]

I love my daddies!

*Shows Gui the old picture that has been modified with a very poorly drawn frog holding the fox's hand. there is an arrow pointing to it that says dadie x2

I can understand that your childish delusion spawned out of need for a father figure has caused you to glom onto me as your “dadie”, but I absolutely refuse to allow you to claim that me and Guifrog are in any way more than acquaintances. I was drugged at the time of the alleged wedding, not of sound mind or body to make such a binding contract!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I can understand that your childish delusion spawned out of need for a father figure has caused you to glom onto me as your “dadie”, but I absolutely refuse to allow you to claim that me and Guifrog are in any way more than acquaintances. I was drugged at the time of the alleged wedding, not of sound mind or body to make such a binding contract!

D-d-daddy?

*Sniffles, and wipes tears as my lip quivers.*

 

[Arishipshape]

D-d-daddy?

*Sniffles, and wipes tears as my lip quivers.*

*inhales*

Allow me to put it into terms you understand. Me. No. Like. Guifrog.
And do warn me if Guifrog attempts to sneak up on me. And hold on tight.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*inhales*

Allow me to put it into terms you understand. Me. No. Like. Guifrog.
And do warn me if Guifrog attempts to sneak up on me. And hold on tight.

Daddy, doesn't like daddy?

*Adorable head tilt.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Daddy, doesn't like daddy?

*Adorable head tilt.*

Nooo, “daddy” doesn’t know that guy. *points to @Guifrog*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Nooo, “daddy” doesn’t know that guy. *points to @Guifrog*

Daddy doesn't know daddy?

*Tilts other way.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Daddy doesn't know daddy?

*Tilts other way.*

No, that guy isn’t daddy! This guy isn’t daddy either, this is—this is a misunderstanding!

 

[ssaannttoo]

No, that guy isn’t daddy! This guy isn’t daddy either, this is—this is a misunderstanding!

Miss-un... deer.. standing...

*Nods happily.*

Missindeerstanding!

Daddy is missindeerstanding?

 

[TR273]

I can understand that your childish delusion spawned out of need for a father figure has caused you to glom onto me as your “dadie”, but I absolutely refuse to allow you to claim that me and Guifrog are in any way more than acquaintances. I was drugged at the time of the alleged wedding, not of sound mind or body to make such a binding contract!

I have pictures that say otherwise...

 

[Arishipshape]

Miss-un... deer.. standing...

*Nods happily.*

Missindeerstanding!

Daddy is missindeerstanding?

Truly, this will take every mental faculty and wit I possess to crack.
*thinks*

Okay, so you’re a fox, right? Logically speaking, your parents are most likely foxes, right? Do we look anything like foxes?

I have pictures that say otherwise...

Photoshop. Also I was drugged, so of course the mere visual inspection would appear to be incriminating.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Truly, this will take every mental faculty and wit I possess to crack.
*thinks*

Okay, so you’re a fox, right? Logically speaking, your parents are most likely foxes, right? Do we look anything like foxes?

You.. you look like daddy!

*Hugs.*

 

[Arishipshape]

You.. you look like daddy!

*Hugs.*

*returns hug awkwardly*

All I’m saying is, that daddy should look something like you, no?

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Hehe, @FooFoo4230 is about to get caught up.)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*returns hug awkwardly*

All I’m saying is, that daddy should look something like you, no?

Daddy is you silly.

*Giggles.*

 

[TR273]

Truly, this will take every mental faculty and wit I possess to crack.
*thinks*

Okay, so you’re a fox, right? Logically speaking, your parents are most likely foxes, right? Do we look anything like foxes?

Photoshop. Also I was drugged, so of course the mere visual inspection would appear to be incriminating.

You forget, I was @Guifrog 's maid of honour at the wedding. Plus I helped pin you down while we put the ring on.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You forget, I was @Guifrog 's maid of honour at the wedding. Plus I helped pin you down while we put the ring on.

Hehe! Auntie was there daddy! it happened! You and daddy love each other, like you love me!

*Hugs Auntie.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Daddy is you silly.

*Giggles.*

No, see, if I was somebody’s father, they’d share some physical resemblance to me. Or, barring that, would have some sort of memory of me fulfilling fatherly duties like caring and raising you.

You forget, I was @Guifrog 's maid of honour at the wedding. Plus I helped pin you down while we put the ring on.

*shudders* no, I haven’t forgotten.
But again, that’s hardly evidence that I was of sound mind or body. Or even consented. Nay, I’d say the “pinning me down” portion bolsters my case!

Hehe! Auntie was there daddy! it happened! You and daddy love each other, like you love me!

*Hugs Auntie.*

I love you like I love any innocent civilian! I’ll protect you, but you are by no means family!

 

[ssaannttoo]

No, see, if I was somebody’s father, they’d share some physical resemblance to me. Or, barring that, would have some sort of memory of me fulfilling fatherly duties like caring and raising you.

I love you like I love any innocent civilian! I’ll protect you, but you are by no means family!

D-d-daddy... doesn't.. love me?

*Looks at the hand drawn picture. Hugs it and cries.*

 

[TR273]

Hehe! Auntie was there daddy! it happened! You and daddy love each other, like you love me!

*Hugs Auntie.*

*Pats your head then gives you too much candy and a drum kit.*

I am the Mad Aunt!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Pats your head then gives you too much candy and a drum kit.*

I am the Mad Aunt!

Hehe, favorite auntie!

*Eats candy, gets wired.*

 

[TR273]

*Leaves before the noise starts*

 

[Arishipshape]

D-d-daddy... doesn't.. love me?

*Looks at the hand drawn picture. Hugs it and cries.*

I’m sure your father loves you deeply and will be thrilled when we come to the conclusion of our quest!
*panicked look* No, don’t cry, it’s okay—

*Pats your head then gives you too much candy and a drum kit.*

I am the Mad Aunt!

*icy stare*

 

[FooFoo4230]

Now I just need to win this for the prey, and my 2021 will be the best year ever!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. It’ll be way better than 2020, hopefully, although that’s not a high bar to clear.

omg foofoo! You scared me so bad! I got 11 notification and I though people were rebeling against my rule xD

Oh, I guess people did notice earlier than I thought. Congratulations on your kingdom. Hope it doesn’t go the way of the Minecraft kingdom.

It's kinda cool to watch him go through the posts. I've been getting notifications all day. Been waiting for him to get here to thank him.

Me going through the posts and liking all of them:
https://forums.furaffinity.net/attachments/1609263537680-jpeg.97374/

(Hehe, @FooFoo4230 is about to get caught up.)

Yep, I am!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I’m sure your father loves you deeply and will be thrilled when we come to the conclusion of our quest!
*panicked look* No, don’t cry, it’s okay—

*Starts absolutely balling and I hold the picture tightly.*