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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Arishipshape said:
*hugs you*
There, there, child... I’m sorry for your emotional turmoil... and for my own incompetence at soothing said turmoil...
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*Sniffles holding onto you tightly.*

Can.. can I have ice cream daddy?
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
ssaannttoo said:
I love my daddies!

*Shows Gui the old picture that has been modified with a very poorly drawn frog holding the fox's hand. there is an arrow pointing to it that says dadie x2
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Awwww what is this, I'm twice your daddy? *head pats*

Arishipshape said:
Truly, this will take every mental faculty and wit I possess to crack.
*thinks*

Okay, so you’re a fox, right? Logically speaking, your parents are most likely foxes, right? Do we look anything like foxes?

Photoshop. Also I was drugged, so of course the mere visual inspection would appear to be incriminating.
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What do you mean you don't remember when we were in the middle of the transformation fest as this lil' ball of love and floof spontaneously appeared by means of our wedding kiss, like glitter and purpurine, just like all babies are born?

According to my fortune teller, Madame Catarina, I was a fox in my previous life, of a similar species to one of a game with a blue hedgehog that people liked to play. That might explain why our sweetie is so smart! *points to his art*
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
TR273 said:
*Has boobs, is immune.*

*Returns fire with a 'Princess Anna Special'*

(Seriously, that woman can freeze your soul with a single look.)
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*stands strong, completely ignores mammary glands and/or attempts at intimidation*
Stay away from this child, whom I’ve apparently been charged with guarding temporarily.
ssaannttoo said:
*Sniffles holding onto you tightly.*

Can.. can I have ice cream daddy?
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You’ve had enough sugar today. No.
Guifrog said:
Awwww what is this, I'm twice your daddy? *head pats*


What do you mean you don't remember when we were in the middle of the transformation fest as this lil' ball of love and floof spontaneously appeared by means of our wedding kiss, like glitter and purpurine, just like all babies are born?

According to my fortune teller, Madame Catarina, I was a fox in my previous life, of a similar species to one of a game with a blue hedgehog that people liked to play. That might explain why our sweetie is so smart! *points to his art*
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...I wasn’t of sound mind at the time and therefore cannot contradict anything you said with certainty EXCEPT that I definitely am not your spouse under the law or whatever dieties may have been watching.

(Gtg for a couple hours)
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Guifrog said:
According to my fortune teller, Madame Catarina, I was a fox in my previous life, of a similar species to one of a game with a blue hedgehog that people liked to play. That might explain why our sweetie is so smart! *points to his art*
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*Tugs on @Arishipshape's coat.*

S-see daddy?

*Sniffles and wipes my tears adorably.*


Daddy is fox, like me! And you are fox to!

(Now Ari is gone I guess I need to terrorize Gi.)
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Guifrog said:
Awwww what is this, I'm twice your daddy? *head pats*


What do you mean you don't remember when we were in the middle of the transformation fest as this lil' ball of love and floof spontaneously appeared by means of our wedding kiss, like glitter and purpurine, just like all babies are born?

According to my fortune teller, Madame Catarina, I was a fox in my previous life, of a similar species to one of a game with a blue hedgehog that people liked to play. That might explain why our sweetie is so smart! *points to his art*
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Yes! This totally happened! I was there!
 
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ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Guifrog said:
Yes, lil' buddy? Wanna ride me now? C'mere, I'll show you the way... from above!
*piggy-backs you and hops higher than the walls of Skittles' realm, occasionally passing by the birbs flying lowest*
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Wow, daddy is sooooooo kewl!

*Holds on tightly.*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Guifrog said:
Yes, lil' buddy? Wanna ride me now? C'mere, I'll show you the way... from above!
*piggy-backs you and hops higher than the walls of Skittles' realm, occasionally passing by the birbs flying lowest*
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Please be careful, @ssaannttoo is currently full of too much candy.
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Guifrog said:
*pauses for a bit*
Ahhh yes, this is Uni, my pet derg! You may play with him too, he's in a good mood today. If you hear him purr it means he likes you :3
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My daddies are soo cool! They have pets, and they fight bad guys!

*Does karate kick.*
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
ssaannttoo said:
My daddies are soo cool! They have pets, and they fight bad guys!

*Does karate kick.*
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*iz hit on the shin*
AWEowoOwahaha, haha, yeah yeah, and I can tell you took after us! *purses own lips*
You should show your skills to your much cooler daddy, son. I'm sure he'll appreciate and be more convinced that you're truly his inheritor!
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Guifrog said:
*iz hit on the shin*
AWEowoOwahaha, haha, yeah yeah, and I can tell you took after us! *purses own lips*
You should show your skills to your much cooler daddy, son. I'm sure he'll appreciate and be more convinced that you're truly his inheritor!
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I will dadd gooey! He will finally think I'm cool!

*Little air pumps.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Pygmepatl said:
*Bursts into laughter from all the fun stuff that has been happening here*
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You laughing at my daddies?!

*Runs up, adorably.*

*Kicks shins.*
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Pygmepatl said:
*Watches my plushie and giggles from behind you*

Oh, I am their best man!
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*Jumps up startled, my ears flattening against my head adorable.*

But you! what you?

*Looks at plushie.(
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
ssaannttoo said:
*Jumps up startled, my ears flattening against my head adorable.*

But you! what you?

*Looks at plushie.(
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This guy is a master in the art of illusions, buddy! You never know where the real one is standing, which is another much valuable skill within our clan. I have reasons to have named him my best man!

If you look closely... He could be that tree over there... the rock... the river...
...or even ME!!

*as you stare at my figure, you suddenly realize I'm @Pygmepatl, whereas you feel my gooey hand on your lil' shoulder from behind*
See, my son? This is the power of our people!
 
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