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Predators and Prey

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
This guy is a master in the art of illusions, buddy! You never know where the real one is standing, which is another much valuable skill within our clan. I have reasons to have named him my best man!

If you look closely... He could be that tree over there... the rock... the river...
...or even ME!!

*as you stare at my figure, you suddenly realize I'm @Pygmepatl, whereas you feel my gooey hand on your lil' shoulder from behind*
See, my son? This is the power of our people!
Woah!

*Hugs you tightly.*

Are you really daddy gooey?!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Awwwwwwww *hugs back*
Yes, I am your daddy gooey! The real gooey *pokes your lil' snout, leaving a sticky goo kinda substance from the fingertip*, see? :>
*Touches the goop.*

It is you daddy gooey!

*Holds tightly.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(i'm melting with so much display of affection, I could hug you and everyone else forever uwu)
(Hehe, I'm loving being your son btw. It's so happy and wholesome!)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Tugs on @Arishipshape's coat.*

S-see daddy?

*Sniffles and wipes my tears adorably.*


Daddy is fox, like me! And you are fox to!

(Now Ari is gone I guess I need to terrorize Gi.)
I’m no fox! I’m not even close! Foxes and honor are like oil and water! How dare you!
*Watches my plushie and giggles from behind you*

Oh, I am their best man!
*smirks* You don’t look like a man to me. You look more like a skunk!
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
*puts three fingers down*

Welp. Can’t tell if you’ll be less or more inconvenient now. Cmon—
*carries you away from the public view*
*Flops over your shoulders.*

I want more...

*Turns to liquid in your hands. Falls on the floor.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
(Have you ever tried picking up a kid and they just go right through your fingers? like they can control the density of their bones xD)
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*Flops over your shoulders.*

I want more...

*Turns to liquid in your hands. Falls on the floor.*
AAAH
*uses Icy Wind (in an attempt to solidify you for transport)*
(Have you ever tried picking up a kid and they just go right through your fingers? like they can control the density of their bones xD)
(Having 6 siblings has given me enough experience that I can grab em first try most of the time, but yeah lol)
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
AAAH
*uses Icy Wind (in an attempt to solidify you for transport)*
Oh.... so cold. can you warm me up daddy?

*holds onto your shoulders as you carry me.*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Ummm... no? Maybe? I can try?

*begins rubbing sticks together*
*mutters something about Braixen*
Oh.. fire looks so friendly. and... they're three of them!

*Jumps back, hissing.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Oh.. fire looks so friendly. and... they're three of them!

*Jumps back, hissing.*
Actually...
*glass bottle rummaging collision noises*
Forgot I had this. *cork pop* Vial of milk. Cures status. Drink this, it’ll clear your head.
*struggles with fire with increasing frustration* where’s a flamethrower when you really need one shouldn’t have chugged that milk so fast
Yes, I am a skunk, a spotted skunk!

*Giggles*
Right. And as we all know, skunks and men are two different things. How can a skunk be a man of any variety, including best?
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Actually...
*glass bottle collision noises*
Forgot I had this. *cork pop* Vial of milk. Cures status. Drink this, it’ll clear your head.
*struggles with fire with increasing frustration* where’s a flamethrower when you really need one shouldn’t have chugged that milk so fast
*Picks up the bottle of milk.*

Its warm daddy! Can you make it cold?
 
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