Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

This guy is a master in the art of illusions, buddy! You never know where the real one is standing, which is another much valuable skill within our clan. I have reasons to have named him my best man!

If you look closely... He could be that tree over there... the rock... the river...
...or even ME!!

*as you stare at my figure, you suddenly realize I'm @Pygmepatl, whereas you feel my gooey hand on your lil' shoulder from behind*
See, my son? This is the power of our people!

Woah!

*Hugs you tightly.*

Are you really daddy gooey?!

 

[Guifrog]

Woah!

*Hugs you tightly.*

Are you really daddy gooey?!

Awwwwwwww *hugs back*
Yes, I am your daddy gooey! The real gooey *pokes your lil' snout, leaving a sticky goo kinda substance from the fingertip*, see? :>

 

[ssaannttoo]

Awwwwwwww *hugs back*
Yes, I am your daddy gooey! The real gooey *pokes your lil' snout, leaving a sticky goo kinda substance from the fingertip*, see? :>

*Touches the goop.*

It is you daddy gooey!

*Holds tightly.*

 

[Guifrog]

(i'm melting with so much display of affection, I could hug you and everyone else forever uwu)

 

[ssaannttoo]

(i'm melting with so much display of affection, I could hug you and everyone else forever uwu)

(Hehe, I'm loving being your son btw. It's so happy and wholesome!)

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Hugs all*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Hugs all*

So are you uncle Pygmepatl?

*Looks up at him.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

So are you uncle Pygmepatl?

*Looks up at him.*

Yes, I am!

*Hugs*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes, I am!

*Hugs*

I love my uncle!

*Hugs tightly.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Tugs on @Arishipshape's coat.*

S-see daddy?

*Sniffles and wipes my tears adorably.*


Daddy is fox, like me! And you are fox to!

(Now Ari is gone I guess I need to terrorize Gi.)

I’m no fox! I’m not even close! Foxes and honor are like oil and water! How dare you!

*Watches my plushie and giggles from behind you*

Oh, I am their best man!

*smirks* You don’t look like a man to me. You look more like a skunk!

 

[ssaannttoo]

(I see daddy liking my posts! Can't wait for him to respond xD)

 

[Arishipshape]

Awwwwwwww *hugs back*
Yes, I am your daddy gooey! The real gooey *pokes your lil' snout, leaving a sticky goo kinda substance from the fingertip*, see? :>

Hey, don’t touch him! Sugar’s bad enough!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hey, don’t touch him! Sugar’s bad enough!

What? there is sugar in this!?

*Licks.*

oh no~

*Falls backwards.*

 

[Arishipshape]

What? there is sugar in this!?

*Licks.*

oh no~

*Falls backwards.*

Oh God—
*catches you gently*
How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh God—
*catches you gently*
How many fingers am I holding up?

Oh... I see like

one..

two..

six?

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh... I see like

one..

two..

six?

*puts three fingers down*

Welp. Can’t tell if you’ll be less or more inconvenient now. Cmon—
*carries you away from the public view*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*puts three fingers down*

Welp. Can’t tell if you’ll be less or more inconvenient now. Cmon—
*carries you away from the public view*

*Flops over your shoulders.*

I want more...

*Turns to liquid in your hands. Falls on the floor.*

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Have you ever tried picking up a kid and they just go right through your fingers? like they can control the density of their bones xD)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Flops over your shoulders.*

I want more...

*Turns to liquid in your hands. Falls on the floor.*

AAAH
*uses Icy Wind (in an attempt to solidify you for transport)*

(Have you ever tried picking up a kid and they just go right through your fingers? like they can control the density of their bones xD)

(Having 6 siblings has given me enough experience that I can grab em first try most of the time, but yeah lol)

 

[ssaannttoo]

AAAH
*uses Icy Wind (in an attempt to solidify you for transport)*

Oh.... so cold. can you warm me up daddy?

*holds onto your shoulders as you carry me.*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh.... so cold. can you warm me up daddy?

*holds onto your shoulders as you carry me.*

Ummm... no? Maybe? I can try?

*begins rubbing sticks together*
*mutters something about Braixen*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ummm... no? Maybe? I can try?

*begins rubbing sticks together*
*mutters something about Braixen*

Oh.. fire looks so friendly. and... they're three of them!

*Jumps back, hissing.*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*smirks* You don’t look like a man to me. You look more like a skunk!

Yes, I am a skunk, a spotted skunk!

*Giggles*

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh.. fire looks so friendly. and... they're three of them!

*Jumps back, hissing.*

Actually...
*glass bottle rummaging collision noises*
Forgot I had this. *cork pop* Vial of milk. Cures status. Drink this, it’ll clear your head.
*struggles with fire with increasing frustration* where’s a flamethrower when you really need one shouldn’t have chugged that milk so fast

Yes, I am a skunk, a spotted skunk!

*Giggles*

Right. And as we all know, skunks and men are two different things. How can a skunk be a man of any variety, including best?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Actually...
*glass bottle collision noises*
Forgot I had this. *cork pop* Vial of milk. Cures status. Drink this, it’ll clear your head.
*struggles with fire with increasing frustration* where’s a flamethrower when you really need one shouldn’t have chugged that milk so fast

*Picks up the bottle of milk.*

Its warm daddy! Can you make it cold?