Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

History is written by the writers *writes down the events*.
There we go.

Ahhh, you’ve fallen into my trap. What happened to your unwavering loyalty to truth? If you report these events without the context of what will soon come to pass, it will be a lie of omission.

...off the subject, I’m collecting TF potions right now. Might I have a sampling?

 

[Domjoe414]

Ahhh, you’ve fallen into my trap. What happened to your unwavering loyalty to truth? If you report these events without the context of what will soon come to pass, it will be a lie of omission.

...off the subject, I’m collecting TF potions right now. Might I have a sampling?

You want to sample my potions? I suppose that might be possible
I write down events only accurately, and as they come

 

[Arishipshape]

You want to sample my potions? I suppose that might be possible
I write down events only accurately, and as they come

*offers empty vials*

Then pay close attention to what shall unfold shortly.

 

[Domjoe414]

*offers empty vials*

Then pay close attention to what shall unfold shortly.

T'will do so.
*fills vials with three TF potions*

 

[Domjoe414]

*hands back*.
These contain several TF potions. Red Panda, Human, and Fox. I can't tell you which is which though, I'm afraid.

 

[FooFoo4230]

Ah yes, PvP is perfectly normal today. And by “normal”, I mean odd. And by odd, I mean odd in a fun way!
Anyway... my apologies for all this absence and inactivity. I’m going to keep trying to stay active, but who knows how well that’ll work out? Planning to participate in a round tomorrow, if it hasn’t been started (and finished) before I wake up. Goodnight, hope to see you all tomorrow!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I want my froggy friend baccckkkkk

*As I wake up I would walk past Uni, I place Froggie in his grasp. (Froggie is my frog stuffy.)*

He needs your help right now froggie.... No I'll come and get you later... What do you mean he's stinky?... J-just... I'll give you an IOU... b-but froggie.. you know I don't like doing that... Fine...

*Walks into the kitchen, pulls up adorably larger chair.*

*Opens refrigerator, takes out cake.*

*Starts eating said cake.*

 

[Arishipshape]

T'will do so.
*fills vials with three TF potions*

*hands back*.
These contain several TF potions. Red Panda, Human, and Fox. I can't tell you which is which though, I'm afraid.

*raises eyebrow* Well then it’s hardly useful to me. Do you simply not know, or are you hoping hilarious shenanigans will ensue should I attempt to consume one?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*raises eyebrow* Well then it’s hardly useful to me. Do you simply not know, or are you hoping hilarious shenanigans will ensue should I attempt to consume one?

*Big floppy ears perk up.*

Somebody is coming.

*Quickly, and quietly tries to put cake away.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Big floppy ears perk up.*

Somebody is coming.

*Quickly, and quietly tries to put cake away.*

*smells cake*
*sees Ssaannttoo*
*puts two and two together*

See, now, this is where me being your “daddy” would get slightly inconvenient for you, as if I was, I’d be obligated to monitor what you eat. Do you really want that?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*smells cake*
*sees Ssaannttoo*
*puts two and two together*

See, now, this is where me being your “daddy” would get slightly inconvenient for you, as if I was, I’d be obligated to monitor what you eat. Do you really want that?

*Looks back with cake spoon in mouth.*

*Hides cake behind back.*

I-it's not what it looks like daddy.

 

[Arishipshape]

*Looks back with cake spoon in mouth.*

*Hides cake behind back.*

I-it's not what it looks like daddy.

Alright, fair enough. Is it what it sounds or smells like?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Alright, fair enough. Is it what it sounds or smells like?

What? The cake?

*Big adorable eyes go wide. Hits forehead.*

Wait! No cake!

 

[ssaannttoo]

@ssaannttoo, I need your old PfP if I wanna do art of it!

https://imgur.com/a/3UtMX7N

(lemme know if that works.)

 

[Arishipshape]

https://imgur.com/a/3UtMX7N

(lemme know if that works.)

(It works!)

 

[ssaannttoo]

What? The cake?

*Big adorable eyes go wide. Hits forehead.*

Wait! No cake!

*Turns around, throws cake out window.*

*Turns back, ears flopping around my head.*

No cake! òwó

 

[Arishipshape]

*Turns around, throws cake out window.*

*Turns back, ears flopping around my head.*

No cake! òwó

That’s right. Cake is a sometimes food, and I don’t see any epic celebrations like birthdays or weddings occurring.

 

[ssaannttoo]

That’s right. Cake is a sometimes food, and I don’t see any epic celebrations like birthdays or weddings occurring.

*Wipes off face on back of little paws.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Wipes off face on back of little paws.*

Fudge. Do you need a bath? Food in fur can’t be fun...

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fudge. Do you need a bath? Food in fur can’t be fun...

*Big inhale.*

BATH TIME!!!!

*Runs as fast as possible away from Ari.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Big inhale.*

BATH TIME!!!!

*Runs as fast as possible away from Ari.*

Oh sh*t—
*uses Icy Wind to slow you down*

 

[TR273]

*Turns around, throws cake out window.*

*Turns back, ears flopping around my head.*

No cake! òwó

*Sally/Auntie is passing and sees the low flying cake....*


*.....and in one gulp it is all gone*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh sh*t—
*uses Icy Wind to slow you down*

Uh, oh.

*Tries to keep running, but my little foot paws have turned into ice skates.*

*I try running, but my feet have no friction with the ground so I just run in place.*

Ahhhh!

 

[Arishipshape]

Uh, oh.

*Tries to keep running, but my little foot paws have turned into ice skates.*

*I try running, but my feet have no friction with the ground so I just run in place.*

Ahhhh!

Are Eevee like cats? Can I pick you up by your neck scruff?
...one way to find out. *lift*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Are Eevee like cats? Can I pick you up by your neck scruff?
...one way to find out. *lift*

Humpf.

*Crosses arms, pouting adorably as I get picked up by the nape of my neck.*