Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Humpf.

*Crosses arms, pouting adorably as I get picked up by the nape of my neck.*

Hehehe, it worked. Thank God nobody tried it on me lol
Should I not converse with you, as you are currently “angy”?

*borrows tub from tavern and turns on hose*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I am not ANGY!!!

*Flails arms around in temper tantrum.*

 

[Arishipshape]

I am not ANGY!!!

*Flails arms around in temper tantrum.*

*chuckles*

Indeed. Clearly thou art a paragon of self control, and would never stoop so low as to be angy.

*dips finger in water*
Hmm, how’s the temperature for you?
*dips Ssaanntto’s tail in the water*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*chuckles*

Indeed. Clearly thou art a paragon of self control, and would never stoop so low as to be angy.

*dips finger in water*
Hmm, how’s the temperature for you?
*dips Ssaanntto’s tail in the water*

AHHH!! HOT!!!

*Pulls my tail up as you dunk me in the water.*

 

[Arishipshape]

AHHH!! HOT!!!

*Pulls my tail up as you dunk me in the water.*

Hmm. I thought so, but also thought my perspective might be skewed for obvious reasons.

*pours colder water*
...what? We’re you expecting some other solution?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hmm. I thought so, but also thought my perspective might be skewed for obvious reasons.

*pours colder water*
...what? We’re you expecting some other solution?

*Glares at daddy, then at water.*

No bath!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Glares at daddy, then at water.*

No bath!

*turns off water*
If you’d rather have sticky ur that’s no skin off my nose.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*turns off water*
If you’d rather have sticky ur that’s no skin off my nose.

No bath.

*Crosses arms.*

(lmao, you'd make a terrible father. You dont want bath? Okay. lmao.)

(You're letting this need feel you out, see your weakness.)

 

[Arishipshape]

No bath.

*Crosses arms.*

(lmao, you'd make a terrible father. You dont want bath? Okay. lmao.)

*shrugs and goes about business*
(That’s the idea. I’m not your father lol)

 

[ssaannttoo]

*shrugs and goes about business*
(That’s the idea. I’m not your father lol)

Haha! No bath!

*Runs around absolutely filthyy, and reeking.*

 

[Arishipshape]

(You're letting this need feel you out, see your weakness.)

(What?)

Haha! No bath!

*Runs around absolutely filthyy, and reeking.*

*nose twitches*
...which has more fortitude? My tolerance for olfactory discomfort or his for touch discomfort? Surely he will give in soon.

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Children are evil beasts. They will do something wrong to see how you act to it. If it isn't that bad then they learn what they can get away with. To manage a child you must have an iron fist, and an iron will.)

*Holds arms out like airplane.*


Brrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

 

[Arishipshape]

(Children are evil beasts. They will do something wrong to see how you act to it. If it isn't that bad then they learn what they can get away with. To manage a child you must have an iron fist, and an iron will.)

*Holds arms out like airplane.*


Brrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

(Indeed. But you must be careful not to become authoritarian)

*plugs nose* You’re sure you don’t want a nice, cleansing bath?

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Indeed. But you must be careful not to become authoritarian)

*plugs nose* You’re sure you don’t want a nice, cleansing bath?

No bath!

*Crosses arms.*

Why? Am I stinky?

*Walks over to you.*

 

[Arishipshape]

No bath!

*Crosses arms.*

Why? Am I stinky?

*Walks over to you.*

Forsooth. Either get in the bath or find a fur who’s into that sort of thing!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Forsooth. Either get in the bath or find a fur who’s into that sort of thing!

What sorta thing? I'm just a kiddy daddy! I can't be with other furs... its illegal!

 

[Arishipshape]

What sorta thing? I'm just a kiddy daddy! I can't be with other furs... its illegal!

I was under the impression the law was irrelevant in this town...
*grabs and forces you into the tub*

 

[ssaannttoo]

I was under the impression the law was irrelevant in this town...
*grabs and forces you into the tub*

Ahhhhhhh!!!

*Wriggles around, splashing water.*

I'm dwowining, I'm dwowning!!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Ahhhhhhh!!!

*Wriggles around, splashing water.*

I'm dwowining, I'm dwowning!!!

Oh, no you’re not, now hold still—
*utilizes soap liberally*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Oh, no you’re not, now hold still—
*utilizes soap liberally*

Breeee! Breee!!

*Gets soap in mouth.*

B-bwah!

 

[Arishipshape]

Breeee! Breee!!

*Gets soap in mouth.*

B-bwah!

 

[ssaannttoo]

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Ahhhh!!!

It's everywhere! My bodily armor is gone!

 

[Arishipshape]

Ahhhh!!!

It's everywhere! My bodily armor is gone!

You misspoke, I believe you meant to say “odor”.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You misspoke, I believe you meant to say “odor”.

I said what I meant!

Daddy Gooey would never do this to me! The travesty!

 

[Arishipshape]

I said what I meant!

Daddy Gooey would never do this to me! The travesty!

Monsieur Guifrog wouldn’t do this to you because he could simply drug you first. As I do not have that luxury, I would appreciate if you’d hold still a second

*cleans behind the ears*